EEK Never knew PORKIE was a bufty
29-12-2004, 07:35 PM
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Nope... Martin is polishing. I AM under the car though... my belly is acting as one big Axle stand.
When the judges come around we don't need any mirrors for them to see the underside. Martoon just stays put and uses his shiny bald bonce
When the judges come around we don't need any mirrors for them to see the underside. Martoon just stays put and uses his shiny bald bonce
29-12-2004, 07:37 PM
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Just looked my god it is as well!!! 
Check out the HUGE concours oil leak under the engine
Takes years of practising to get a puddle as good as that
Check out the HUGE concours oil leak under the engine Takes years of practising to get a puddle as good as that
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29-12-2004, 07:45 PM
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Renton DID once enter a Concours competition!!! Now this is a FUNNY story...
We had just come off the track at Silverstone in his Onion Turbo (this is about 10 years ago!!!) and he goes over to the Grass area by the Orion register stand.
The car is FILTHY, brake dust, mud, Dead flys and animals everything... but he isn't bothered as he justs wants to park up and leave it. As soon as we park a bloke comes rushing over saying you can't park here, this is reserved for the concours entrants only. He tells us we have to park miles away.
Renton pauses.... and then asks the bloke how much to enter the Concours competition. The judge replies that it is free to club members. Renton clicked his remote, locked the car, told the guy he had another competitor and walked off.
They ACTUALLY Judged it and marked a form. The car had wheels BLACK with brake dust and mud up the side from a slight 'off'
He didn't win and was sooo gutted he has yet to enter another competition
We had just come off the track at Silverstone in his Onion Turbo (this is about 10 years ago!!!) and he goes over to the Grass area by the Orion register stand.
The car is FILTHY, brake dust, mud, Dead flys and animals everything... but he isn't bothered as he justs wants to park up and leave it. As soon as we park a bloke comes rushing over saying you can't park here, this is reserved for the concours entrants only. He tells us we have to park miles away.
Renton pauses.... and then asks the bloke how much to enter the Concours competition. The judge replies that it is free to club members. Renton clicked his remote, locked the car, told the guy he had another competitor and walked off.
They ACTUALLY Judged it and marked a form. The car had wheels BLACK with brake dust and mud up the side from a slight 'off'
He didn't win and was sooo gutted he has yet to enter another competition
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I always clean it! I cleaned it the other day when even after 20 mins phone help from Stu I STILL couldn't change the sparkplugs and so gave up and got out a bucket and sponge 
Loooook Clean!!!!
Loooook Clean!!!!
29-12-2004, 08:46 PM
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awwwhhh bless ya
you sure that pictures not been photo shopped,,,,lol
She does look lovely though huni, so keep up the good work
If not and ya don't fancy cleaning her, theres some kosivans over Wickford that will gladly clean her for you for all of a fiver they actually do a wicked job too and don't use ya usual acid which some muppets do 
They love a RS too,,,,,so maybe they would give ya a free polish,,,,well if ya lucky,,,pmsl
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you sure that pictures not been photo shopped,,,,lol
She does look lovely though huni, so keep up the good work
If not and ya don't fancy cleaning her, theres some kosivans over Wickford that will gladly clean her for you for all of a fiver
they actually do a wicked job too and don't use ya usual acid which some muppets do They love a RS too,,,,,so maybe they would give ya a free polish,,,,well if ya lucky,,,pmsl
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29-12-2004, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
I always clean it! I cleaned it the other day when even after 20 mins phone help from Stu I STILL couldn't change the sparkplugs and so gave up and got out a bucket and sponge
Sorry pal, i must have made a real shite job of explaining it
29-12-2004, 08:57 PM
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Nope not your fault at all! Gapped em all and was all ready for the job.... BUT couldn't get no.3 or no.4 out... my gay tool from Halfords was being obstructed my the strutbrace on no.3 and no.4 was in tooooo tight. I was about to get angry and vicious with it. 
BUT just before I turned green I realised I was going to break something very expensive and so decided the Metro plugs can stay in a while longer!
Your instructions were perfect
my gay tool from Halfords was being obstructed my the strutbrace on no.3 and no.4 was in tooooo tight. I was about to get angry and vicious with it. BUT just before I turned green I realised I was going to break something very expensive and so decided the Metro plugs can stay in a while longer!
Your instructions were perfect
31-12-2004, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Stu @ M Developments
Porkie,
BUT just before I turned green I realised I was going to break something very expensive
BUT just before I turned green I realised I was going to break something very expensive
Top Choice Stu - do you often brake something expensive?
I was under impression you were supposed to fix expensive stuff
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31-12-2004, 11:36 AM
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I spent 90mins cleanin the fuckin thing before a track day at donny "the Lee Manning arive and drive experiance"
Got it all looking mint, EVEN G3`d the wheels to make them white again,and then Sean "the jockey" Bicknell goes and makes a fookin right state of it down the motorway!!!!
Never again i tell thee, NEVER AGIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mind you i seem to remeber seing you clean it after Nat day lee,so i can vouch for you that you do clean it (now and again)
Pete....
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