robertthorpe

was going along a slightly remote but fast piece of country road at about 10pm just by westerham kent! i was doin 40 it a 50 limit but honestly i wuld normally do bout 80!!! i dont know why i was traveling bit slower but i just didnt feel right, sure enough ma feeling was right!!!! a deer run straight into my path bout 7 foot ahead of me i swerved but it hit my front n/s wing my m8s shit themselfslol! i carried on driving for bout 30 seconds and turned round to go help it out! i drove back down and it was nocked out at the side of the road and we decided to go and help it and call rspca, as we got out the car it woke up shook its head and sat up by the side of the road as a car came past us it jumped straight up and darted back into the hedge!!!!! it was a youngish deer and it was its head that hit my wing!!!!! it took out ma headlight and fog light but luckly did no damage to the wing!!!! bet he woke up with a head ache lmao!!!!!!!! poor blighter

MarkTurbo

It probably suffered in pain all night and has now died a slow and painfull death, see if you'd been doing 80 as usual you'd probably have killed it outright

Hope you can live with yourself.............murderer

mrviper

venison steaks yum yum

timb551

If you were doing 80 it would have jumped out about 2 mins after you had gone by

mechanic28

iTrader: (5)

suppose to go to the old bill if u hit a deer!i know how u feel tho i hit a fox went striaght under my car got up and fucked off i could see it was hurt but i could not find it!!i was gutted for days felt well bad

MarkTurbo

Dont feel bad Without realising it you were helping animals in a way.......................... i bet the hounds didnt have to run as fast to catch the fooker after you hit it

mechanic28

iTrader: (5)

true but that would not have helped when i hit it a few month ago

POPEYE

sounds like it may be ok
i also hit a deer not to far from your's, junction 4 off the m25 and the road that takes you to halstead.poor fucker tried stopping and hit his head on my headlight which made his body swing into my right wing.
i stopped down the road and walked back ( think i was doing about 60 ish ) and by then a butcher pulled up and asked if i had a hammer in the car to put him out , im like fuck that. so he pulls him over to the side of the road and lucky enough for the deer he died a couple of minutes later. the butcher even said if no one was about he would have took him back to his shop
when i got to work ( Fort Halstead )i told the M.O.D police and they said as long as he was out of the road they wouldnt bother to go down there

4x4

sht thats true

something to think about for the thread starter

messcortmk6

yeah well if you were doing 80 think about it, you would have passed the point where you hit it before the silly fucker decided to jump out, and would have saved yourself the hassle of repair and saved the dear a nasty hangover lol

zippyobrien

iTrader: (2)

faits a wierd fuckker, might have been doing 40 for longer then 80 and hit it and died, so dont think like that, you got of light,


get new bumper and move on,

soryy for your accdent mate

Diamonds.

iTrader: (2)

oh deer

R4N SS

iTrader: (6)

there is always one

scotty86d

i hit a deer at 70. did a fair bit of damage to the mondeo i was driving. some twat went past me after i was waving him to slow down and ran over its neck, but smashed his bumper in the process.

Fudgey

iTrader: (4)

i hit a pdgeon in the merc sprinter ont he way back from fast fest, was looking in the left mirror to move back into the inside lane and seen something out the corner of my eye

BANG

pidgeon bounces off the front of the van in a cloud of feathers...

i laughed and carried on

D19 STE

PMSL

xr2i-carl

just last night at work, we came across a fox. Been hit by a train, bit of blood in 4ft but he clambered out body still intact no visible blood on him but either his back or his legs were fucked as the back legs were not moving he just crawled intoa bush and sat there
went to have look and he tried to run awa but couldnt

he looked scared.

I said to another guy at work smack the fucker round the head, but he said no there was nothing laying about which would finish him off properly

prob will just die of starvation

IckleMissBish

I work right near there, think I know what bit of road your on about!

Graceland

I hit a dear with a train 2 nights ago when going to Manchester from Leeds, doing about 60mph slowing down for Milner Royd junction which is 40mph, went with a right fucking bang

Passed it yesterday layed rather squashed in the middle of the rails with a leg missing and looking rather inflated

I could list all the shit I've hit with a train, but it would take ages. so here is a breif list

Various birds
1 fox
Deer
Rabbits (silly cunt sat on the railhead and got squashed, was only a baby one. lol)
A human
shopping trolly
road cone
wooden pallet


the list goes on

IckleMissBish

Fuck that!! Did they survive?

Graceland

Nope, the bitch was in 3 bits

xr2i-carl

did you take 6 months fully paid leave due to this mate?


also some goon was walking down track monday night, was ready to smack he cunt with the gauge!!

he was ok tho onyl young 19-20 wanted to get home so thought he would walk the track at 3:10 AM

i told him to go back and get a cab and do a runner cuz his mum wont be too happy if he comes home on several bits.


its true when a person gets hit by a train, they EXPLODE

Carl

IckleMissBish

Oh my god thats awful!

Graceland

Had all of christmas off the other year, that suited me fine


Also, I have a bone to pick with you P-Way cunts

Last night, coming back from Sheffield, approaching Hare Park junction to cross over it to goto Crofton/Calder Bridge (20mph over junction so was doing that), A cunting P-way worker with a posession limit board crossed about 50 yards in front of me with the fucking posession board light switched on - you know and I know what a red light means to a driver - It means the brake goes into emergency Signaller wasn't overly impressed when I contacted him nor was our operations controller, his exact words were "that cunt shouldn't be on the railway, I'll get onto Network Rail and send a MOM down to drag him off"


So, do they fucking train the bastard monkeys on the track thesedays or not?


Also (unrelated incident), when a driver whistles up to warn anyone on the track, you are supposed to move to a position of safety and then acknowlege the driver by raising one arm above your head - why the cunting chopfuck do P-way workers think they are invincible and ignore you or fail to ancknowlege you?


Rant over - but I was 15 mins late back becuase of that

xr2i-carl

Mate i aint no P-WAY cunt, P-WAY is for amatuers, im an engineer mate on renewals

Graceland

xr2i-carl

I know you are, but you work with P-Way plebs

You can see my gripe tho, at least 5 times in the last few weeks I've had my hand poised ready to stick the E-Brake in when p-way workers don't do fuckall and stay in the 4 foot on my line

xr2i-carl

there dicks mate, Networl Fail are the worst for everything, no hard hats. going NINJA etc!!!

they will fuck over any other company not playing by the rules, rules they cant stick too themselves

Dan

What do you want reassurance about?

The fucker got up and ran away, good enough!

Gracie, my mate hit a pregnant women with a train, he drives some high-speed thing, was coming through a station when she just threw herself infront of it!

She ended up through some doors at the front and the feotus (sp) shot out of her and ended up about 100yds down the track!

Cunts

D19 STE

I would watch out for that Deer's dad next time you go down that lane

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD5zjUbWpXY

tsutton

The only animals I hit was a mother duck with babies waffling along the dual carrageway...

xr2i-carl

thats so sad

Fudgey

iTrader: (4)

is this turning into a 'what have you killed post'

if so, i think ive had about 5 pidgeons, 3 wabbits, and a badger. the badger was a cunt tho,

didnt know what the hell i hit as it was gone midnight so dark etc, turned around to find what it was and there was a badger, with half its head missing glad i killed the cunt tho as it broke the front bumper of my mk4 escort in half

i have also killed an Sreg toyota celica, and a rover 214, but the rover wasnt my fault

still, gracy wins with a woman

MK5RST

I work for a recovery company.... Got called out to an RTC one night and it was a Golf R32...... Got there, bumper, bonnet, windscreen and roof real badly smashed and caved in, looked like it had been on its roof, i asked the bloke what had happened and a he said a deer jumped OVER the central reservation and into the front of his car at 70mph..... so he stopped, went running over to the deer to kick fook out out of it for writing off his car and it got up and ran off Couldnt belive it!!!!!!

markhinton

Dan you cold hearted...!

Fudgey

iTrader: (4)

MArk, its a pidgeon, ie VERMIN!

fucking hate the things!

xr2i-carl

i saw a focus fusion take out a massive cow
the car was brand new the old geeza said, his own fault he ploughed straight into it

every other cunt stopped it flipped right over the back of the car flew over the roof

car was fucked the cow was fucked

Carl

robertthorpe

hahahaha some great posts here lol!!!!!! think about it this way if i was doin 80 and the fuker still run out at me i wuld have had a seriuos accident!!!!!!! my m8 chased a badger dwn the road 30mph he culdnt belive it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my dad owns a butchers and told me to go dwn and lookfor the fuker because he had 20 venison steaks on order hahaha funny fuker !!!!!!!!!

robertthorpe

I work right near there, think I know what bit of road your on about![/quote]
its westerham hill on ma way to biggin hill (were i live)!!!!! it was along the bottom flat bit b4 the hill!!!

Ginge !

i hit a cat once,,, fucker done some ninja shite though and somehow jumped over the car too and fucked off

oh also reversed into a drunk bloke,,, he was soo pissed too he could hardly raise hes arm to hit the car to warn me,,,, only stopped as changing direction or i would have been going faster


my old dog killed 2 neighbours dogs and somehow bit the head off a fox,,,, jus found the body and no head with my 43kilo of white german shepheard covered in claret


when he killed the second neighbours dog though it WAS a worry as he jumped the fence and bit into this little jack russel thing and shook it side to side for a bit,,,,, well till he "broke" the toy then spat it out

oh and he done the same to a squirel,,, though he spent fooking AGES trying to catch the fooker,,,,, he actually stood still till it was close then attack it with hes mouth then spat him out


the only animals ive killed are flies and wasps,,,, the record has to be my trip to germany,,,,, the fucking car was FULL of the fuckers

IckleMissBish

Oh yeah I know, I work in Beggars Lane! I go up that bit of road all the time, Never seen a Deer though!