i hit a cat once,,, fucker done some ninja shite though and somehow jumped over the car too and fucked off

oh also reversed into a drunk bloke,,, he was soo pissed too he could hardly raise hes arm to hit the car to warn me,,,, only stopped as changing direction or i would have been going faster


my old dog killed 2 neighbours dogs and somehow bit the head off a fox,,,, jus found the body and no head with my 43kilo of white german shepheard covered in claret


when he killed the second neighbours dog though it WAS a worry as he jumped the fence and bit into this little jack russel thing and shook it side to side for a bit,,,,, well till he "broke" the toy then spat it out

oh and he done the same to a squirel,,, though he spent fooking AGES trying to catch the fooker,,,,, he actually stood still till it was close then attack it with hes mouth then spat him out


the only animals ive killed are flies and wasps,,,, the record has to be my trip to germany,,,,, the fucking car was FULL of the fuckers