The Sludge

In 1987, i shattered my nose after tripping over me sisters rug and cracking it on the windowledge

in 1989 i fell down the Wrekin hill in Shropshire. 4 stitches to me left hand side of me hip. a one inch gash to me head. Worse of all my ankle was not straight but almost backwards on itself-i broke it
I was in theatre for 2 hrs 45 minutes having 4 bolts drilled throgh th ebone structure to straighten the ankle out. I was in plaster for 3 months and physio for 6 months after that

1992 had a fight and got me nose bust

1992- stood on sum pallets in me shop on valentines day to hang a sign. Fell off pallets and bust me left arm

dave cos4x4

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only ever broken my big toe.

went to the hospital and they said come back tomorrow.

never did.

EIL132

Broken both arms, right leg, ribs, cheek bone, big toe, 2 fingers, wrist, had 20 stiches in my right arm, 16 on my face, and 8 on my head. Was unconscious for 3 days and now suffer from arthritis. Cant remember the rest lol

Katie

Fingers crossed nothing yet. You must have had all mine sludge! heh.

twitchyrear

arm=broke
nose=broke
big toe=broke

Zetecfiesta

just my thumbs, vollyball acident!

AndyGranger

Both wrist,s
Right arm
collerbone
All motocross accidents

The Sludge

Mark V8

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You REALLY need fighting lessons

Mark

EIL132

Rode BMX vert and fell over the stair banisters when I was 12, 2 flights up

Ginge !

arm, rib, nose ( 3 fooking times and now it dont break but just swells and gets blocked with blood ) brok all me knukles in me right hand and then the bone behind em

broke me little toe twice, both times was being caught on skirting boards that where being fitted ton the house and sticking out,,,,,,,,,, never done skirting boards since the last time either


oh and i broke my collar bone when i was mountain biking,,,,,,,, that was THE most painfull ive done



most of the others have been done when drunk too for some reason

Mark V8

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Worst pain I have ever had in my life was a dislocated hip joint REAL TEARS, when I was 17 (long time ago)I spun my mini on some mud on a bend hit a kerb and fliped it into a railway bridge so the roof hit the bridge flat on at around 60 mph, my hip joint felt like it was half way up my back and after some gas and air was screaming for them to put me under the pain was sooo bad I did not notice that I had compression fractures to my spine and neck and told the docs everthing was OK apart from my hip. Now my back hurts most of the time and my hip is fine

Mark

Pete.W

nothing as of yet but fell over ages ago and front tooth off

MAD EVO 4

Smashed my right femur (thigh bone )
smashed my right hip
4 blood transfusions
21 tablets a day for last 3 yrs.

Met the misses she was my nurse!!


8 ops

total of 15 months in hospital, not all at one go, longest was a 9 month stint

Longest op, just over nine hrs

Andy_R

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Femur (ooocha) That was a bad one
Radius & Ulna (lower arm) several fractures
humorous(upper arm)
Clavicular (Collar Bone) x2
3 of the eight bones in my hand.
Thumb

All in the 1er

cuvner

broke me wrist and dislocated it, riding motox and it was dusty and hit a jump wrong cuz i cldnt see it

Riding speedway in middle of the peak district in a place called buxton got out the start in 1st, the bloke behind fell off and his bike cut the corner and wiped me out, broke my ankle which swelled in me boot couldnt get the thing off, then had to be driven home 300miles before i got into hospital, stopped at the misses on the way home only too find her cop-ing off wiv another bloke, shit outa luck that day!!

kirstyy821

well i broke both my wrists, left one four times, each different occasions, my leg twice, my ribs, collar bone, dislocated my shoulder and broke my nose,my arm at the top, my little finger and my thumb, oh yeah and snapped tip off my coxics lol

Fudgey

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went over handle bars on me bike as a kid and broke my tooth, got a crwn now
got punched by some c*nt in a club for no reason - broken nose
was pissed up one night, went to go down the stairs at my mates house, first step KERRRUNCH ankle went and i fell the rest drove to hospital 2 days later - fractured ankle, and they put it in a cast, and wouldnt let me drive home
broke the tip of my middle finger playing american football
had my neck crushed by a direct hit on the top of me bonce playing too, didnt break anything but my neck was fucked for weeks and still crunches loads now.
of fractured some ribs when some stupid bint took me out while riding my scootay ok it was a DT50mx lol
edit to say i "had an off" while mountain biking and dislocated my shoulder, got it back in myself 1/2 hour later but hurt like fook so went to docs, i had some trapped nurves - fookin hurt that

cossies4eva

nothing as of yet

GUZZLER

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broke the usual toes & fingers, spiral fracture in my tibia & fibula on my right leg, that was about 14 breaks + it fooked my knee aswell! that was on the moto-x bikes, had a major crash on the mountain bike, fooked both my arms, 1 of my legs was full of holes & burns, tore a few clumps of hair out, ripped a figure nail out & broke my coxick (tailbone) that hurt! fell/got helped from a 1st floor window, landed on my back, winded real bad & a cracked pelvis, still walked 2 miles after got back to my room & didn't leave it for 2 days untill my friend carried me to the car & took me to hospital
sprained a few things aswell, that normally hurts more than a break!

david

Fractured skull - fighting many years ago

Fractured wrist - car crash

3 broken toes and 2 bones in my foot - kicked a box that I thought was empty.....it wasnt

JxBabe

Nothing very exciting... Broke a few fingers when I was younger (sister slamming the door on them )

And broke my wrist ice skating, when someone pushed me over!

I'm so loved

Paul.

Broke my ankle playing football.

Broke my leg jumping from the top of the wall bars in the gym at school and landing on the rolled up floor canvas.

Broke my thumb sliding down the bannisters at school.

Broke 3 ribs in a bet, who could turn there lights of on thier motor bike for the longest when doing 30mph down a country lane with no lighting. Broke my collar bone but won the bet LOL.

And the best till last.

Was a kid about 8 year old and was playing hide and seek on a biulding site.
Hid in a fookin cement mixer.
Next thing i knew i got spotted so i started to climb out of the cement mixer and some fooker pulled the pin out of the handle and around went the mixer. Dropping down, I was half way out when it got to the bottom , crushing me against the bar on the bottom of the mixer.
Broke 3 ribs.

I daren't go for a Piss anymore in case i break that.

Regards Paul.

Ad4m RST

Fractured thumb fighting last year....

Broke collar bone and tore ligaments in my knee plaing rugby...knee by FAR most painful injury

The DIVA

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Broken back......Twice..
Broken neck
Hairline skull fracture..(Pushbike accident)
Turned left ankle 180 degrees..(Ouch)
Broke all knuckles on left hand
Broke 2 knuckles on right hand
Broke 2 fingers
Broke 2 toes
Medial meniscal tear in right knee(motox)
Cruciate ligaments in both knees(motox)
Enough stitches to look like a kids patchwork teddy...

Had a laugh though,just wish i hadn`t wrecked so many bits...(prob forgot a few)

RichardC

good God !!! I think you win, werent going for a Darwin award were you?

me, no breaks so far, but Ive pissed myself a few time watching my mates break things, not to mention kipping in the A+E waiting room a few times after dragging thier dumbasses up there, lol

Rich

Rick

i fractured my knob trying to to bone ur mum...

rapidcossie

bone in foot and a bone in my hand

cossie4i+

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Fractured my collar bone when i was about 14, im now 35 so not bad.

Steve.

Red16

nose
right foot big toe
right radius & ulner (forearm) needed 6 pins, a few plates and 56 staples

dangerous - reyland

Compound fracture of left Fib & Tib & burn to right calf when i hit a wall doing 60 on my XL185 when i was 17

Broke right ankle when at school,

Tore cutiate ligament off the bone when skiing (now its been removed)

But the best so far is

De-gloved my right forearm when i hit the jetty water skiing & caught it in a cleat.
2 skin graft ops & about 100 staples



Is this going to turn into a " show us your scars" post ?

The DIVA

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Fooking OUCH.....

Lou Lou.

Nothing (reaches out and holds onto a wooden desk )

gurnE

Broke my left femur, the big bone in the lower leg as some stupid fookin' bint drove straight into the side of me on the ride home from work

Slid down the road about 50 metres on my arse

The only bit that actually hurt was when the paramedic didn't think my leg was broken and got me to stand on it

blacky.

broke my skull twice has left me deff in my left ear & only partial movement in the left side of my face
sure iv broke some of my toes as they are now strange shapes but never got them checked out lol