Broke my ankle playing football.

Broke my leg jumping from the top of the wall bars in the gym at school and landing on the rolled up floor canvas.

Broke my thumb sliding down the bannisters at school.

Broke 3 ribs in a bet, who could turn there lights of on thier motor bike for the longest when doing 30mph down a country lane with no lighting. Broke my collar bone but won the bet LOL.

And the best till last.

Was a kid about 8 year old and was playing hide and seek on a biulding site.
Hid in a fookin cement mixer.
Next thing i knew i got spotted so i started to climb out of the cement mixer and some fooker pulled the pin out of the handle and around went the mixer. Dropping down, I was half way out when it got to the bottom , crushing me against the bar on the bottom of the mixer.
Broke 3 ribs.

I daren't go for a Piss anymore in case i break that.

Regards Paul.