Compound fracture of left Fib & Tib & burn to right calf when i hit a wall doing 60 on my XL185 when i was 17

Broke right ankle when at school,

Tore cutiate ligament off the bone when skiing (now its been removed)

But the best so far is

De-gloved my right forearm when i hit the jetty water skiing & caught it in a cleat.
2 skin graft ops & about 100 staples



Is this going to turn into a " show us your scars" post ?