Broken back......Twice..
Broken neck
Hairline skull fracture..(Pushbike accident)
Turned left ankle 180 degrees..(Ouch)
Broke all knuckles on left hand
Broke 2 knuckles on right hand
Broke 2 fingers
Broke 2 toes
Medial meniscal tear in right knee(motox)
Cruciate ligaments in both knees(motox)
Enough stitches to look like a kids patchwork teddy...

Had a laugh though,just wish i hadn`t wrecked so many bits...(prob forgot a few)