arm, rib, nose ( 3 fooking times and now it dont break but just swells and gets blocked with blood

) brok all me knukles in me right hand and then the bone behind em
broke me little toe twice, both times was being caught on skirting boards that where being fitted ton the house and sticking out,,,,,,,,,, never done skirting boards since the last time either
oh and i broke my collar bone when i was mountain biking,,,,,,,, that was THE most painfull ive done
most of the others have been done when drunk too for some reason