went over handle bars on me bike as a kid and broke my tooth, got a crwn now
got punched by some c*nt in a club for no reason - broken nose
was pissed up one night, went to go down the stairs at my mates house, first step KERRRUNCH ankle went and i fell the rest drove to hospital 2 days later - fractured ankle, and they put it in a cast, and wouldnt let me drive home
broke the tip of my middle finger playing american football
had my neck crushed by a direct hit on the top of me bonce playing too, didnt break anything but my neck was fucked for weeks and still crunches loads now.
of fractured some ribs when some stupid bint took me out while riding my scootay ok it was a DT50mx lol
edit to say i "had an off" while mountain biking and dislocated my shoulder, got it back in myself 1/2 hour later but hurt like fook so went to docs, i had some trapped nurves - fookin hurt that