it took a while to heal as they cut through muscle and everything to be able to put the plates in,i couldnt move my fingers for about 5 weeks.was at physio twice a week which helped and did lots of excercises at home as realy wanted my arm working as soon as possible as was racing motorbikes at the time.i did it in august 95 and was was still under hospital supervision until the end of march 96.broke it again in 2001 i think it was and on the xrays there was a new break as expected but the original break was still there as well,so they just potted it and sent me on my way but have been to the hallamshire with nerve problems and allsorts since.and the bastard thing still plays up now dosent like the damp and cold weather

 

Been out of hospital 2 weeks after having 3 disc's removed from my lower back

 

don't know about surgery, but i've had a frank and beans moment in my younger life
also had my tonsils out
i had the pipe that leads from my left kidney to my bladder gunge up that needed scraping, for the next 3 or 4 weeks i needed to go for a pee every 90 minutes day and night to keep it flushed through and fuck me did it hurt
broke my wrist a few years back in 2 places, but no op
had 3 lots of keyhole on my knees, once on the right and twice on the left, second time was after a car accident where i bent my leg the wrong way
and there is a MASSIVE list of broken bones when i had my accident in 1991 and left me dead for 10 days, coma for 3 month, wheelchair bound for another 6 months and hospitalised for a total of 15 months
27 fractures of the skull
broken bones included:
right heel
right shin
both knees
right thigh
tail bone
right hip
back (fused 2 bones in my vertebre
3 ribs on the right
shulder blade
shoulder socket
collar bone
both upper and lower right arm
elbow shamed to shit
right wrist
several bones in my right hand

 

dojj are you now bionic
dojj Austin

 

Doesnt belong - no offence taken at all! i thought they were quite funny!!

Had some bumps and scrapes on here havent we all!

Dojj - i hope you dont mind me asking, but what accident did you have?

 

that explains a lot Dojj

Serious stuff you have been through though mate

 

hit from behind
by a car
doing between 35-40 mph
hit my knees
flipped up over the top
landed in a heap

apparently

i can't remember shit about it, lost virtually 99% of my memory, the only thing i could remember was how to talk and transformers, couldn't remember anyone of my family, couldn't read, write, count, nothing so had to learn it all over again

which explains the funny shape of my head, my dyslexia and, probably, why i don't "get" stuff

 

Crikey!

 

Before... Bad.




After... Robocop, good! I'm assured the screws are not from B&Q.

 

So does that go all the way in to your leg Benni?

 

It stops a litte bit before my knee.

 

Blimey!

 

I'm told I will set off the metal detectors at the airport, so it's not all bad.

 

someone tried to cut 4 fingers off my right hand with an axe lucky for me it stopped at my bones

it took 2-3 years to get the feeling back to the ends of my fingers

i cant find the photo tho but will try and get my hand all healed up

also had my eye brow glued back on

 

what problems was you having out of interest and why??

 

bionic benni

 

Lost feeling in my left leg, had a mir scan and they found that 1 pf my discs in my neck was pushing against my spinal cord so they had to operate

 

To infinity... And beyond!

 

never had an operation.........and i'm hoping i never will.

 

I'm having an operation on my rectum very soon. I'm sure you don't want to see pics though, lol

 

You got the ol' pot noodles hanging from your arse hole? Kitchen Tiles are bad news man.

Benni.

 

Boring compaired to everyone else I broke my collar bone and had my nose cauterized.

My collar bone set itself wonky.

 

Not exactly.

I first went to the doctors with it some years back, thinking that was what it was (hadn't had anything like it before, so nothing to compare it to, and that seemed the only obvious explanation). Turns out it's a condition that's like a form of eczema that only attacks very thin skin layering and things that get stretched and such like (ie/ your ring). So I've been having to apply a steroid cream (not anabolic steriods, I'm not trying to bulk up my arsehole), which cured it for quite a while, but no it's back with a vengeance, and the cream doesn't do a hell of a lot any more, so time for an intricate operation to look forward to...

 

I'm going in next week to have my tail bone removed

Dojj's accident makes me feel very lucky - I rode across a country road on my bike when I was little without looking and got hit square on by a car. I did a flip over the roof of the car, landed on my back on the road behind the car and was completely un-hurt... not even a bruise! I did have to push my bent bike home which then got a puncture in the only wheel that would turn so I had to carry it home And it put a good few dents in the car apparently

 

i broke my knee cap in half,i had to have 4pins and a figure of 8 of wire to hold it all together,then a year later i had to have them taken out will try find pics when im on my own computer

 

Was it just me who was expecting to see some oddly shaped objects on those pics when they realised they were Benni's x-rays of that part of his body

 

only surgery ive had was breast reduction, i wont be posting the pics to show how horrendous they looked afterwards though

Sarah

 

Just for you my friend...



Benni.

 

When i was a kid i fell off a pogo stick and bit my tongue badly when it smashed me under the chin as i fell, my tongue of split 3 ways at the end needed to have 6 stitches, the injections to numb my tongue were the most painful ones ive ever had!

Also had those steri-strip things on my balls when i was a young un too, after falling on a bag of knitting and knitting needles

I've also broken my Radius and Ulna in a bike accident, 2 operations and a few pins and plates later its all mended.

Heres a copy of my x[ray showing the breaks





and the wounds the surgeon made to get access, 52 staples in those





i have more photos which i'll sort out later on

 

Its no wonder your mate calls you sausage arm is it

Sarah

 

my mate used to sell the measuring devices used to see how deep the ball joint goes into the bone on hip replacements and the glue the use to glue it into place

they cost an absolutle fortune but there are several different ones:
you've got your very basic ball joint that rests up against the bone
then you've got what is basicly a rose joint inside the ball to give you more flexability
then the top ones have a double rose joint, one inside the other to give you just as much flexability as you could hope for, which seem to be almost what you've got in there benni

 

is your balljoint adjustable for camber beni

 

[quote=Fudgey;3991106]for my nose job i had kind of tampons inserted up my nose, and accross the roof of my throat. those cunts were at least 6 inches long and made me gag as they they pulled them out.

I had these when i had polips removed from my nose. Fuck me they hurt when they came out! bled so bad i had to stay in an extra night, was well pissed off

Polips are growths inside the nose and apparantly look like half eaten grapes, nice!

had the op around two years ago and it aint helped! i cant breathe through my nose properly and i cant smell, should do something about it really but ive learnt to live with it as it took doctors around five years to realise i should have an op!

My accident prone brother



Got his finger trapped between a jack and a truck, i think it was on axle stands and it slipped off on to the jack, practically chopped his finger off was just hanging by skin on the inside of his finger. happened over a year ago and he still cant use his finger properly, had bolts and screws put in it.

 

I must've read that about four times before it sank in.

But no wise cracks from me, it looks painful. (You can see the original tattoo before the cover up too)



Looking at the pics and reading the stories so far it's certainly an eye opener. There's some lucky peeps about.

 

i do have a story about mine the may some cringe.i had dislocated my elbow on the snapped arm,so they had to put it back in place while i was concious but the doctors had to grab my broken bones and wriggle it back.i could feel the bones grinding together and it was seriously painfull.and to the others with the head injuries(as did that as well among other things) i suffer from a pretty crap memory now and cant tell the time on a faced clock and developed a fear of water.anyone else have strange after effects?

 

 

I have only had my tonsils out.

Steve.

 

i forgot one

dislocated my collar bone, ran into one of them swing poles and bent the bone up and over (or is it under and behind) the other bit so my arm was pointing up like superman

properly sparko'd i was for a few minutes

the ambulance got me to hospital and they gave me something to numb the pain and then slowly eased my arm down again until it went "click" as the bone sorted itself out

my right collar bone is now visably "bent" and my left collarbone is dead straight

i also lost a bit of my ear as it was hanging off, evander holyfield style after a mauling from lion mike tyson

 

I had my gallbladder removed a couple of years ago, no pics though. I was hoping they would keep it in a jar for me to see, but no such luck.

 

Have you just laid a fucking massive egg?