I'm going in next week to have my tail bone removed
Dojj's accident makes me feel very lucky - I rode across a country road on my bike when I was little without looking and got hit square on by a car. I did a flip over the roof of the car, landed on my back on the road behind the car and was completely un-hurt... not even a bruise! I did have to push my bent bike home which then got a puncture in the only wheel that would turn so I had to carry it home

And it put a good few dents in the car apparently