don't know about surgery, but i've had a frank and beans moment in my younger life

also had my tonsils out
i had the pipe that leads from my left kidney to my bladder gunge up that needed scraping, for the next 3 or 4 weeks i needed to go for a pee every 90 minutes day and night to keep it flushed through and fuck me did it hurt

broke my wrist a few years back in 2 places, but no op
had 3 lots of keyhole on my knees, once on the right and twice on the left, second time was after a car accident where i bent my leg the wrong way
and there is a MASSIVE list of broken bones when i had my accident in 1991 and left me dead for 10 days, coma for 3 month, wheelchair bound for another 6 months and hospitalised for a total of 15 months
27 fractures of the skull
broken bones included:
right heel
right shin
both knees
right thigh
tail bone
right hip
back (fused 2 bones in my vertebre
3 ribs on the right
shulder blade
shoulder socket
collar bone
both upper and lower right arm
elbow shamed to shit
right wrist
several bones in my right hand