Anyone we know ?

You forgot to say she must have a sig with an Escort Cosworth in as well


His and hers... When I find a 'her'. Looking for a women into Micheal Bolton, films and expensive clothes, shoes and holidays.... I know its a long shot! Ideally a Bmw Saleswomen with a name beginning with M... GSOH required!

 

 

 

You mean you know someone that could roughly fit the bill??

No way!

Surely there can't be anyone out there that could be so perfect for me

Anyway... I'm off home now. Its a US holiday. Martin luther king day I (a fine fellow) ... my fellow city workers will be going out getting drunk at some pretentious restaurant!

I'm off to help feed the homeless and help out at the injured hedgehog hospital...

before returning home to cook a beautiful meal... alone...

 

FPMSL

 

lol. You are on form today porkster

 

 

 

 

So, where would i find a picture of Mr. Porkie himself?............... Just in case i knew of anyone that fitted his ideal description of course!

 

He looks like a younger more handsome version of this fella IMHO

 

Im sure there is one knocking about of him dressed up as the pink panther

 

 

www.passiondating.com

 

^^^Thats an actual site!!

Click with caution!!

 

You mean this one?

 

stuff the pics of Porkie, get the pics up of Maria LOL

 

Thats the kiddy ,just to help you out Lee is on the left Bloke in the middle does his cooking for him

 

Here he is returning from your first date:

 

There was a pic of maria a while back cant find the link tho it was a mupped room thread post a pic of yourself..

Porkie nice suit

 

fpmsl

 

So then Maria, are you going to take Lee up on his more than generous offer, or do we change his user name to Windsock ?

 

Nice colour

 

As Pon's started the ball rolling for pics of Pork looking his handsome best, here's another one

 

Yeeeeouch !!!!!

 

WTF?

 

I have a few pics of Maria...

Im my private collection

 

Ass... Just it looked be going ok! Maria If you look at me from a distance and close your eyes really tight i look just like brad pitt.... At least you know i was not lying about charity work haha... We raisedŁ7m that day for kids and sick animals and the bmw saleswomen retirement fund...
Twins please return my house and garage keys tonight. You two are sooo sacked..sorry for crap post. I Am on mobile on way to a world peace rally...What a techno whiz. I worked out using web on my phone.Thats how i roll..

 

Christ!

Never seen that picture before.

Says a lot about him that pretty much the first thing he did as far as im aware as soon as he was well, was get back on track again and not let it bother him at all!

 

not a nice pic that....

talk about, how to lower the tone of the thread..

 

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that was supposed to be our little secret!!

Porkie - thats a shame..... i cant stand Brad Pitt... oh well.....

 

That pic has kinda shocked me

 

I think Lee and Maria should get it on

 

Is Maria single though ?! If not all Porkie's efforts are in vain.............

 

I don't think her boyfriend will see it that way

 

Cant see the pics! Doh doh doh! If there are bad ones from mr dick pon i would not be suprised... If renton has stitched me up then i will be giving him the mother of all chinese burns before having a friendly chat with his wife...

 

She isnt single im afraid!!

Altho i have to say Mike is a lucky guy

 

A pic after you had a little 'accident' Porkie and your nose is everywhere !

 

Looks like Porkie's name gets changed to Windsock then...............

 

Sorry

After seeing him in the flesh at the time and seeing that pic a lot, you kind of get numb to it and forget how people might react if they'd not seen it