Porkie
#90
I only have 1 recent picture which is anywhere near presentable enough to post.
And no, the baby is not mine!
This was just before new year
Thats it... thats all youre getting... spiky PLEASE dont post those pics... i was half cut!!!
#100
Originally Posted by maria
spiky PLEASE dont post those pics... i was half cut!!!
#101
Song for you Lee...
Phil Collins (aka Martin Hadland) - You Can't Hurry Love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rVaw8WivNr8
Phil Collins (aka Martin Hadland) - You Can't Hurry Love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rVaw8WivNr8
#102
Originally Posted by Sidewayz
Song for you Lee...
Phil Collins (aka Martin Hadland) - You Can't Hurry Love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rVaw8WivNr8
Phil Collins (aka Martin Hadland) - You Can't Hurry Love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rVaw8WivNr8
#103
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Originally Posted by maria
jabba - sorry fella i have no idea what youre on about! and ive just asked our service guys here, and they havent got a clue either!
Porkie - hotter than a very angry indian Volcano on the Sun huh? Id like to know exactly what pictures youve seen of me... cos none of them are that good! besides, im brunette now..... so look TOTALLY different! ( oh and number safely stored...... just in case i find that perfect gal for ya! )
Porkie - hotter than a very angry indian Volcano on the Sun huh? Id like to know exactly what pictures youve seen of me... cos none of them are that good! besides, im brunette now..... so look TOTALLY different! ( oh and number safely stored...... just in case i find that perfect gal for ya! )
OMG! I can't believe you think I just fancy you because of your stunning good looks and incredible body
I would never be soo superficial!!!
No seriously I just think you are cool and I really like cool girls who can have a laugh and are into fun stuff that I like... and you seem to be
The fact that you are gorgeous is just a MASSIVE bonus... (for your boyfriend )
and you are not up your own ass like most girls who are not even half as attractive as you are...
Lads... take notes. A master at work
Only joking Maria, good luck with your man... (NOT!) but as I said... I'm on the bench and stretching my hamstrings just in case...
P.S check the number... its 07887 500876
No room for cock ups here
P.P.S even my mates who would love to stitch me up will tell you this is VERY unlike me!!!
#104
Ryan Nooooooooooooooooo! pics or stfu!
jabba pic?
Chip-3Door i certainly look a little different to what i used to!
SNP er no! lol... spiky has just pinched some pictures of me at a christmas party looking slightly worse for wear!
jabba pic?
Chip-3Door i certainly look a little different to what i used to!
SNP er no! lol... spiky has just pinched some pictures of me at a christmas party looking slightly worse for wear!
#105
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by maria
jabba - sorry fella i have no idea what youre on about! and ive just asked our service guys here, and they havent got a clue either!
Porkie - hotter than a very angry indian Volcano on the Sun huh? Id like to know exactly what pictures youve seen of me... cos none of them are that good! besides, im brunette now..... so look TOTALLY different! ( oh and number safely stored...... just in case i find that perfect gal for ya! )
Porkie - hotter than a very angry indian Volcano on the Sun huh? Id like to know exactly what pictures youve seen of me... cos none of them are that good! besides, im brunette now..... so look TOTALLY different! ( oh and number safely stored...... just in case i find that perfect gal for ya! )
OMG! I can't believe you think I just fancy you because of your stunning good looks and incredible body
I would never be soo superficial!!!
No seriously I just think you are cool and like cool girls who can have a laugh and are into fun stuff that I like... and you seem to be
The fact that you are gorgeous is just a MASSIVE bonus... (for your boyfriend )
and you are not up your own ass like most girls who are not even half as attractive as you are...
Lads... take notes. A master at work
Only joking Maria, good luck with your man... (NOT!) but as I said... I'm on the bench and stretching my hamstrings just in case...
P.S check the number... its 07887 500876
No room for cock ups here
#112
Originally Posted by Paul Eggleton
It's at times like these I wish I had a fit, intelligent and single sister
Whoops, obviously not intelligent enough to hit the edit button instead of quote
#113
Originally Posted by maria
Chip-3Door i certainly look a little different to what i used to!
No bad thing though, I think that look suits you, and probably goes FAR better with your "grown up" life at BMW etc
#114
Originally Posted by Ryan
thats the spirit.
i dont have any hair now, i shaved it all off on christmas day as i was bored
#116
Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by maria
jabba - sorry fella i have no idea what youre on about! and ive just asked our service guys here, and they havent got a clue either!
Porkie - hotter than a very angry indian Volcano on the Sun huh? Id like to know exactly what pictures youve seen of me... cos none of them are that good! besides, im brunette now..... so look TOTALLY different! ( oh and number safely stored...... just in case i find that perfect gal for ya! )
Porkie - hotter than a very angry indian Volcano on the Sun huh? Id like to know exactly what pictures youve seen of me... cos none of them are that good! besides, im brunette now..... so look TOTALLY different! ( oh and number safely stored...... just in case i find that perfect gal for ya! )
OMG! I can't believe you think I just fancy you because of your stunning good looks and incredible body
I would never be soo superficial!!!
No seriously I just think you are cool and I really like cool girls who can have a laugh and are into fun stuff that I like... and you seem to be
The fact that you are gorgeous is just a MASSIVE bonus... (for your boyfriend )
and you are not up your own ass like most girls who are not even half as attractive as you are...
Lads... take notes. A master at work
Only joking Maria, good luck with your man... (NOT!) but as I said... I'm on the bench and stretching my hamstrings just in case...
P.S check the number... its 07887 500876
No room for cock ups here
P.P.S even my mates who would love to stitch me up will tell you this is VERY unlike me!!!
#117
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Originally Posted by DanCossie
Porkie - you must be really bored today
Totally TOTALLY out of character for me as anyone who knows me will tell you... never done the facepic or all that stuff.. (in fact I was single for so long that I got the nickname LMH... you can guess what the H stands for!)
She just rocks my little world so I thought... what the hell. Its Martin Luther king day... he wasn't afraid to speak his mind! so I won't be either!
He was murdered though... so I hope this ends better for me!
#118
Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by DanCossie
Porkie - you must be really bored today
Totally TOTALLY out of character for me as anyone who knows me will tell you... never done the facepic or all that stuff.. (in fact I was single for so long that I got the nickname LMH... you can guess what the H stands for!)
She just rocks my little world so I thought... what the hell. Its Martin Luther king day... he wasn't afraid to speak his mind! so I won't be either!
He was murdered though... so I hope this ends better for me!
Just your hardon that got murdered when she mentioned the boyfriend then?