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Old 21-01-2008 | 03:06 PM
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AlexF - NO! NOT FPMSL - it was not funny at all!!!

Spiky - er no... no honestly dont, youve got some REALLY bad ones!
Old 21-01-2008 | 03:06 PM
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Old 21-01-2008 | 03:10 PM
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LOL surly the pain has healed and this gimps txts have subsided?!
Old 21-01-2008 | 03:10 PM
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i have some recent one's too

i.e. non blonde

edit to ad, new style is nice , prefer you as a blonde
Old 21-01-2008 | 03:14 PM
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Spiky - Ok youre worrying me now.... how the hell did you get those?!!! Oh shit... GR??

AlexF - the cheeky little fucker never got my number.....
Old 21-01-2008 | 03:16 PM
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i cant remember if i have seen the new pictures.

been that long since i've seen you.
Old 21-01-2008 | 03:19 PM
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hmmmm dont think you have Ryan....
Old 21-01-2008 | 03:21 PM
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well you know what to do then
Old 21-01-2008 | 03:22 PM
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off to garage now,


will text porkie i have some pics
Old 21-01-2008 | 03:27 PM
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I only have 1 recent picture which is anywhere near presentable enough to post.


And no, the baby is not mine!

This was just before new year



Thats it... thats all youre getting... spiky PLEASE dont post those pics... i was half cut!!!
Old 21-01-2008 | 03:27 PM
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common lets see the pics! its always good to put a face to a name

edit as a pic suddenly appeared
Old 21-01-2008 | 03:29 PM
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dear lord. dont we look all grown up.

god i must be getting old too then
Old 21-01-2008 | 03:32 PM
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I would.


P.S Can I send you a little piccie by PM.
Old 21-01-2008 | 03:33 PM
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Ryan what are you trying to say?


im deffo going back to blonde now!
Old 21-01-2008 | 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by jabba
I would.


P.S Can I send you a little piccie by PM.
of your jabba?
Old 21-01-2008 | 03:34 PM
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thats the spirit.

i dont have any hair now, i shaved it all off on christmas day as i was bored
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jabba - er what kind of picture you on about?
Old 21-01-2008 | 03:35 PM
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Blimey, if someone had posted that picture on here and said "who is this" I wouldnt have had a clue.
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Originally Posted by ballin
Originally Posted by jabba
I would.


P.S Can I send you a little piccie by PM.
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Old 21-01-2008 | 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by maria
spiky PLEASE dont post those pics... i was half cut!!!
Am hoping this refers to the fact Spiky took advantage of your intoxicated nature, and left your face looking like a painters radio with pics to prove it ?
Old 21-01-2008 | 03:37 PM
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Song for you Lee...


Phil Collins (aka Martin Hadland) - You Can't Hurry Love


http://youtube.com/watch?v=rVaw8WivNr8

Old 21-01-2008 | 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Sidewayz
Song for you Lee...


Phil Collins (aka Martin Hadland) - You Can't Hurry Love


http://youtube.com/watch?v=rVaw8WivNr8

Old 21-01-2008 | 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by maria
jabba - sorry fella i have no idea what youre on about! and ive just asked our service guys here, and they havent got a clue either!

Porkie - hotter than a very angry indian Volcano on the Sun huh? Id like to know exactly what pictures youve seen of me... cos none of them are that good! besides, im brunette now..... so look TOTALLY different! ( oh and number safely stored...... just in case i find that perfect gal for ya! )

OMG! I can't believe you think I just fancy you because of your stunning good looks and incredible body

I would never be soo superficial!!!

No seriously I just think you are cool and I really like cool girls who can have a laugh and are into fun stuff that I like... and you seem to be

The fact that you are gorgeous is just a MASSIVE bonus... (for your boyfriend )

and you are not up your own ass like most girls who are not even half as attractive as you are...


Lads... take notes. A master at work

Only joking Maria, good luck with your man... (NOT!) but as I said... I'm on the bench and stretching my hamstrings just in case...

P.S check the number... its 07887 500876

No room for cock ups here

P.P.S even my mates who would love to stitch me up will tell you this is VERY unlike me!!!
Old 21-01-2008 | 03:47 PM
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Ryan Nooooooooooooooooo! pics or stfu!

jabba pic?

Chip-3Door i certainly look a little different to what i used to!

SNP er no! lol... spiky has just pinched some pictures of me at a christmas party looking slightly worse for wear!
Old 21-01-2008 | 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by maria
jabba - sorry fella i have no idea what youre on about! and ive just asked our service guys here, and they havent got a clue either!

Porkie - hotter than a very angry indian Volcano on the Sun huh? Id like to know exactly what pictures youve seen of me... cos none of them are that good! besides, im brunette now..... so look TOTALLY different! ( oh and number safely stored...... just in case i find that perfect gal for ya! )

OMG! I can't believe you think I just fancy you because of your stunning good looks and incredible body

I would never be soo superficial!!!

No seriously I just think you are cool and like cool girls who can have a laugh and are into fun stuff that I like... and you seem to be

The fact that you are gorgeous is just a MASSIVE bonus... (for your boyfriend )

and you are not up your own ass like most girls who are not even half as attractive as you are...


Lads... take notes. A master at work

Only joking Maria, good luck with your man... (NOT!) but as I said... I'm on the bench and stretching my hamstrings just in case...

P.S check the number... its 07887 500876

No room for cock ups here
Old 21-01-2008 | 03:51 PM
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Porkie - you must be really bored today
Old 21-01-2008 | 03:52 PM
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Nice one porkie
Old 21-01-2008 | 03:52 PM
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hmmm a master indeed.....
Old 21-01-2008 | 03:53 PM
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i'll STFU then
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It's at times like these I wish I had a fit, intelligent and single sister
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Originally Posted by Paul Eggleton
It's at times like these I wish I had a fit, intelligent and single sister
Lee - I'm prepared to dress up

Whoops, obviously not intelligent enough to hit the edit button instead of quote
Old 21-01-2008 | 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by maria
Chip-3Door i certainly look a little different to what i used to!
Yep totally different.

No bad thing though, I think that look suits you, and probably goes FAR better with your "grown up" life at BMW etc
Old 21-01-2008 | 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Ryan


thats the spirit.

i dont have any hair now, i shaved it all off on christmas day as i was bored
Your joking!? You will look old now! You won't look like a 19yr old boy band member anymore!
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Originally Posted by Sidewayz
Where's Smit when you need him, he has a pic(s) of everyone!
Nah fuck that! I swear he's got some pics of me munted!
Old 21-01-2008 | 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by maria
jabba - sorry fella i have no idea what youre on about! and ive just asked our service guys here, and they havent got a clue either!

Porkie - hotter than a very angry indian Volcano on the Sun huh? Id like to know exactly what pictures youve seen of me... cos none of them are that good! besides, im brunette now..... so look TOTALLY different! ( oh and number safely stored...... just in case i find that perfect gal for ya! )

OMG! I can't believe you think I just fancy you because of your stunning good looks and incredible body

I would never be soo superficial!!!

No seriously I just think you are cool and I really like cool girls who can have a laugh and are into fun stuff that I like... and you seem to be

The fact that you are gorgeous is just a MASSIVE bonus... (for your boyfriend )

and you are not up your own ass like most girls who are not even half as attractive as you are...


Lads... take notes. A master at work

Only joking Maria, good luck with your man... (NOT!) but as I said... I'm on the bench and stretching my hamstrings just in case...

P.S check the number... its 07887 500876

No room for cock ups here

P.P.S even my mates who would love to stitch me up will tell you this is VERY unlike me!!!
Lee you on the marching powder today? afpmsl
Old 21-01-2008 | 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by DanCossie
Porkie - you must be really bored today
Nope... just finally found my balls!

Totally TOTALLY out of character for me as anyone who knows me will tell you... never done the facepic or all that stuff.. (in fact I was single for so long that I got the nickname LMH... you can guess what the H stands for!)

She just rocks my little world so I thought... what the hell. Its Martin Luther king day... he wasn't afraid to speak his mind! so I won't be either!

He was murdered though... so I hope this ends better for me!
Old 21-01-2008 | 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by DanCossie
Porkie - you must be really bored today
Nope... just finally found my balls!

Totally TOTALLY out of character for me as anyone who knows me will tell you... never done the facepic or all that stuff.. (in fact I was single for so long that I got the nickname LMH... you can guess what the H stands for!)

She just rocks my little world so I thought... what the hell. Its Martin Luther king day... he wasn't afraid to speak his mind! so I won't be either!

He was murdered though... so I hope this ends better for me!

Just your hardon that got murdered when she mentioned the boyfriend then?
Old 21-01-2008 | 04:16 PM
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You can never make yourself look daft by trying Lee - you only do that if you stand on the sidelines and let it all pass you by
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Dan - at least im not the only one who thought ryan looked a bit boy band ish!! i still wanna see a pic of him with no hair though!


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