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Old 21-01-2008 | 04:17 PM
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P.S check the number... its 07887 500876
Has anyone else text him yet pretending to be Maria saying she wants a date tonight but is sadly short of the 1000 pound she needs for the right dress, and giving a paypal address for him to forward it to, or was that just me?
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Old 21-01-2008 | 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
P.S check the number... its 07887 500876
Has anyone else text him yet pretending to be Maria saying she wants a date tonight but is sadly short of the 1000 pound she needs for the right dress, and giving a paypal address for him to forward it to, or was that just me?
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Old 21-01-2008 | 04:20 PM
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im growing my hair back, i miss it.

its like i've lost a part of me, and i liked the boy band look, it got me alot of attention, even the diva crew called me Mr Goodlooking

now im just a BALD C**T
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Old 21-01-2008 | 04:21 PM
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im growing my hair back, i miss it.

its like i've lost a part of me, and i liked the boy band look, it got me alot of attention, even the diva crew called me Mr Goodlooking

now im just a BALD C**T
oh really...


pics or STFU!

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Old 21-01-2008 | 04:24 PM
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coem on Ryan... play nice! PICS!!!!


CHIP!!!!!!!
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Old 21-01-2008 | 04:26 PM
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im growing my hair back, i miss it.

its like i've lost a part of me, and i liked the boy band look, it got me alot of attention, even the diva crew called me Mr Goodlooking

now im just a BALD C**T
oh really...


pics or STFU!

i was thinkin the same..........with and without hair
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Old 21-01-2008 | 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
P.S check the number... its 07887 500876
Has anyone else text him yet pretending to be Maria saying she wants a date tonight but is sadly short of the 1000 pound she needs for the right dress, and giving a paypal address for him to forward it to, or was that just me?
Shit, was just about to do that!
Didn't think of the paypal thing though, just thought a text and ask him what his alarm code/address is so I could let myself in and wait for him

That's shocked me that pic of Lee on gumball though. Glad you not let it get the better of you and kept at the trackdays and things though, takes a strong frame of mind to do that!

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Old 21-01-2008 | 04:29 PM
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Thanks for the pic BTW jabba!
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Old 21-01-2008 | 04:29 PM
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Old 21-01-2008 | 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by maria
Thanks for the pic BTW jabba!
did he manage to get the camera close enough that you could see both inches?
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Old 21-01-2008 | 04:33 PM
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Chip - oooooh i'd say it was about 11 inches actually.....
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Old 21-01-2008 | 04:35 PM
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Ryan - just get on with it and put the god damn picture up!
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Old 21-01-2008 | 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by maria
Chip - oooooh i'd say it was about 11 inches actually.....
PMSL

Does that jump him ahead of Lee's wallet in the reserve list for if you and your bloke split up?
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Ryan - just get on with it and put the god damn picture up!
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Chip - sorry, but 11 inches certainly doesnt make up for wit, humour and a crackin personality!
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Chip - sorry, but 11 inches certainly doesnt make up for wit, humour and a crackin personality!
Girls say that to me all the time.
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Originally Posted by maria
Chip - sorry, but 11 inches certainly doesnt make up for wit, humour and a crackin personality!
you sure
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Originally Posted by maria
Thanks for the pic BTW jabba!
Anytime.

Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
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Chip - oooooh i'd say it was about 11 inches actually.....
PMSL

Does that jump him ahead of Lee's wallet in the reserve list for if you and your bloke split up?
We can share , let sugar daddy wine and dine her and she can just use me for sex.
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Originally Posted by jabba
Originally Posted by maria
Thanks for the pic BTW jabba!
Anytime.

Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
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Chip - oooooh i'd say it was about 11 inches actually.....
PMSL

Does that jump him ahead of Lee's wallet in the reserve list for if you and your bloke split up?
We can share , let sugar daddy wine and dine her and she can just use me for sex.
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Originally Posted by jabba
Originally Posted by maria
Thanks for the pic BTW jabba!
Anytime.

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Chip - oooooh i'd say it was about 11 inches actually.....
PMSL

Does that jump him ahead of Lee's wallet in the reserve list for if you and your bloke split up?
We can share , let sugar daddy wine and dine her and she can just use me for sex.
Sounds ideal, as apparently Lee only wanted her personality and company and to discuss his charity work anyway
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Old 21-01-2008 | 04:48 PM
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Martin - You are a legend!
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Originally Posted by Ryan
im growing my hair back, i miss it.

its like i've lost a part of me, and i liked the boy band look, it got me alot of attention, even the diva crew called me Mr Goodlooking

now im just a BALD C**T
Gorgeous Ryan.
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Is it just me, or does Lee look a TOTAL mong in pictures, but actually not in real life?
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Is it just me, or does Lee look a TOTAL mong in pictures, but actually not in real life?
I'm sure he'll thank you enormously for that Chip
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Old 21-01-2008 | 04:57 PM
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Is it just me, or does Lee look a TOTAL mong in pictures, but actually not in real life?
I'm sure he'll thank you enormously for that Chip
Well, in a way its a compliment, saying that the pictures dont do him justice






































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Old 21-01-2008 | 04:59 PM
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damn ive missed all this fun at work today ive been laughing my bollocks off at some of the comments in this.

lee you are a legend

and maria,tracey was right.you are a looker.
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Old 21-01-2008 | 05:07 PM
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thats its gorgeous ryan
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Old 21-01-2008 | 05:09 PM
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Yeah handsome, get some pics up!
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come on maria you must remember my face.

you even touched me up in your car














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Old 21-01-2008 | 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by maria


Dan - at least im not the only one who thought ryan looked a bit boy band ish!! i still wanna see a pic of him with no hair though!
This is all i've got! Ryan 'pre-criminal' looking at FF this year!



Ryan you fookin poser!
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Old 21-01-2008 | 05:45 PM
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Yeah handsome, get some pics up!
Done Dave, see above! ROFL
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