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21-01-2008 | 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Cossie Helen
Originally Posted by Renton
As Pon's started the ball rolling for pics of Pork looking his handsome best, here's another one 
Even after such a horrific accident, Lee's still managed to get his chequebook out!
21-01-2008 | 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by SassyRS
She isnt single im afraid!!
Altho i have to say Mike is a lucky guy
Altho i have to say Mike is a lucky guy
Renton, i didnt realise that picture WAS actually Porkie..... Jeeeees. looks nothing like him in the pink pather suit!
21-01-2008 | 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Renton
Originally Posted by Cossie Helen
That pic has kinda shocked me
After seeing him in the flesh at the time and seeing that pic a lot, you kind of get numb to it and forget how people might react if they'd not seen it
Just was not expecting that
Cheque book comment is funny
21-01-2008 | 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
Originally Posted by Cossie Helen
Originally Posted by Renton
As Pon's started the ball rolling for pics of Pork looking his handsome best, here's another one
Even after such a horrific accident, Lee's still managed to get his chequebook out!
I got it back for her and gave them all a sound pasting... was going ok until they radio'd in an airstrike on me....
Still I lived... Granma Jones life savings were safe and those God dam yank soldiers will think twice about picking on defenceless old ladies again...
or maybe not
21-01-2008 | 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by AlexF
Yeah but is her other half as nice *cough rich* as lee?
They has to be chemistry and love and fun and all that jazz....
for example look at this couple... you can almost FEEL the love...
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21-01-2008 | 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by AlexF
Yeah but is her other half as nice *cough rich* as lee?
They has to be chemistry and love and fun and all that jazz....
for example look at this couple... you can almost FEEL the love...
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21-01-2008 | 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by AlexF
Yeah but is her other half as nice *cough rich* as lee?
They has to be chemistry and love and fun and all that jazz....
for example look at this couple... you can almost FEEL the love...
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21-01-2008 | 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr S1
Originally Posted by AlexF
I think Lee and Maria should get it on
1. Maria now knows she has someone on the bench (warming up
)just in case of an injury in the team...2. She knows I think she is hotter than a very angry indian Volcano on the Sun...
3. We all had a very good laugh...
My work here is done now Kids...
I'm off to solve another problem... and maybe try on my pink pather costume again...
Queue the littlest Hobo music...
'Theres a place... keeps on calling me...
Down the road, thats where I'll always be...'
P.S Skyline is for sale... anyone who wants to buy that or just needs me for any other reason
can get in touch on 07887 500876
21-01-2008 | 02:06 PM
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Off topic here, but a little question for the lovely Maria.
I know youre in sales but do you have any knowledge (or access to) of 'Operation numbers'?
Basically in my service history I've got some estimates but someone has cut out the written defect bit and just left the numbers. I'm just curious what they were for because they are a lot of money and probably why the previous owner got rid.
I know youre in sales but do you have any knowledge (or access to) of 'Operation numbers'?
Basically in my service history I've got some estimates but someone has cut out the written defect bit and just left the numbers. I'm just curious what they were for because they are a lot of money and probably why the previous owner got rid.
21-01-2008 | 02:40 PM
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jabba - sorry fella i have no idea what youre on about! and ive just asked our service guys here, and they havent got a clue either!
Porkie - hotter than a very angry indian Volcano on the Sun huh? Id like to know exactly what pictures youve seen of me... cos none of them are that good! besides, im brunette now..... so look TOTALLY different! ( oh and number safely stored...... just in case i find that perfect gal for ya! )
Porkie - hotter than a very angry indian Volcano on the Sun huh? Id like to know exactly what pictures youve seen of me... cos none of them are that good! besides, im brunette now..... so look TOTALLY different! ( oh and number safely stored...... just in case i find that perfect gal for ya! )
21-01-2008 | 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by maria
jabba - sorry fella i have no idea what youre on about! and ive just asked our service guys here, and they havent got a clue either!
Porkie - hotter than a very angry indian Volcano on the Sun huh? Id like to know exactly what pictures youve seen of me... cos none of them are that good! besides, im brunette now..... so look TOTALLY different! ( oh and number safely stored...... just in case i find that perfect gal for ya! )
Porkie - hotter than a very angry indian Volcano on the Sun huh? Id like to know exactly what pictures youve seen of me... cos none of them are that good! besides, im brunette now..... so look TOTALLY different! ( oh and number safely stored...... just in case i find that perfect gal for ya! )
not hidden very well it would seem
shall i post some of them
21-01-2008 | 03:00 PM
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AlexF - Nope! dont think they will either.... i go to Milton keynes for all my courses now! I felt a right twat asking everyone ' do you know anyone called alex who works here' eventually someone said YES!! i Do!! he a trainer or something?? So i thought yeah that must be him....
ten minutes later this dorky looking kid who couldnt have been any older than 16 walks up to me and says '' i hear yuove been asking about me....'' my initial reactions was... be nice, this is the guy off pf...... try and make small talk..... then when i asked him if he was alex F off pf... he said ''no, im alex p, whats pf'' i could of friggin died there and then! so for the rest of the week, i had this scrawny kid going around telling his buddies that im been coming on to him!!!! 
Spiky - DONT YOU DARE
ten minutes later this dorky looking kid who couldnt have been any older than 16 walks up to me and says '' i hear yuove been asking about me....'' my initial reactions was... be nice, this is the guy off pf...... try and make small talk..... then when i asked him if he was alex F off pf... he said ''no, im alex p, whats pf''
i could of friggin died there and then! so for the rest of the week, i had this scrawny kid going around telling his buddies that im been coming on to him!!!! Spiky - DONT YOU DARE
