I'm definately gonna have to pop up sooner rather than later, preferably before you grow your hair back so I can get a sneaky pic to update this thread!

 

Fair play, Lee. You know what you want and you're not afraid to try and get it Too many folk don't step up and say anything when they like someone.

 

Ryan - of course i remember what you look like dumb ass..... i just wanna see what your hair looks like!

 

FPMSL lol at Porkie. No harm in trying.


Ig you want to go see Maria, just go put a deposit down on new M3 Convert

 

 

maria
what?just saying.tracey said that ages back when you did the calender.but you cant really tell from the calender.

Ryan
you shaved your pretty boy hair off! my god.you must have lost all your strength

 

I aint got a CLUE why a thread titled "Porkie" has got 5 pages!!

My eyes would BLEED if i had to read that much!!

But fuck me,that guy in the hat,drinking a fuckin Ł11 bottle of Becks looks like a fuckin handsome chap!!!!!!!



Pete..

 

Just had to dig out me calender, how different does Maria look now. Dirrrrty blonde and sultry brunette....

 

There's only ONE handsome fecker in that pic!!!!!!

 

Just noticed that Rainbow is missing from that picture, maybe Porkie was using him as a chair..

 

Dont worry... the blonde will be back!

 

Quality thread.

Porkie = Legend

 

PMSL

 

What,you mean the guy with the dodgy T-shirt,which is spelt wrong,and has a sailors drinking finger!! Oooooooooohhhhhhhh Errrrrrrrrr Mrs!!! Step on board little matlock!!!

Martin,, a hope to fuck thats your had with the bottle,if not,i wreckon Mikes down there some where,Rimmin Lee,and wanking Dan off,as he looks MIGHTY happy,while Jen holds his head down there!!!

Pete...

 

 

I was using it to point at these chicks!!!

 

He was murdered though... so I hope this ends better for me! Surpris

 

Fook me, someone brought the old Porkie and the old PassionFord back on the same day and mixed it with a wierd new Porkie!. Legendary result!

Result, almost wet myself laughing at this topic.

 

Kev,that was probabley 1 of the funniest things ive EVER seen you do,you sly ol` Catt!!!

Pete...

 

you have to bring back the blond maria, as the cuffs wont match the collar.

oh i forgot you dont like having a cuff

 

 

made me chuckle this evening! and i gotta be honest i would love to speak my mind sometimes! im such a pussy with ladys lately well done lee

 

I can vouch for the fact that over the last five or ten years, Porkie's spent about as much time chasing girls as he has sticking pins in his eyes... so he must be properly into you!

And for those who don't know, his slightly lesser known LMH nick-name stands for Lee Manning Homosexual. Which could be a result of two different things:

1) The fact that he fancies men!

or

2) There's the time his ex girlfriend suggested one of her friends join them for a threesome and he said NO!!!!

I guess that was because he's such a traditional sort of guy. He's never really gone in for any of that wild partying, blowing the doors of, get the champaign in, half my ex girlfriends were models, sort of lifestyle

 

I can kinda guess the money that Porkie is on, and its not NMW



But fair play, whether it was right place right time, or if he's had to work for it, he is there now, and I wish him every luck in his success




Maria - Ive met you, when you went to collect your Escort from Brom that one night after the rebuild.

SHHHHHHH - You dont have to tell anyone about 'our little secret'

 

fair play to him hes worked hard for the results

 

Good man....... why woudl you wanna share your loved one with anyone else??? I've never quite got that myself! Sorry to shatter any illusions there!

Stu - Thats good i can keep our little secret... cos i have no friggin idea what it is!!!

Gareth - Well young man, i suggest you grow some balls, and just go out there and go for exactly what you want!!!! You might just get it!!

 

please tell me thats ryan on the right..

 

DanCossie - yeah thats Ryan!!

 

this thread still going, I recken there is gonna be another 5 pages to add on later lol

 

I "think" I was the one who took the picture...

 

not bad i spose

 

Ok, thats quite disturbing!

 

Well it would be if Dan wasn't gay........ and since we know Ryan likes a bit of ballet, we could have two matchmakings on one thread!

 

Have do you make that out? I'm sitting directly behind Porkie with my wife sitting on me

 

@ Le Chin aka Pon

 

i hate ballet so that ones out the window rich

 

Im still waiting for evidence of Ryans baldness!