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Old 25-01-2008 | 02:54 PM
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I havent got any!!! well non that dont look like ive got 5 eyes and about 17 stone!
Maria,

Take it from me - you are a very good looking lady!

Alex
I agree, 100%.
Old 25-01-2008 | 03:00 PM
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Ok you can stop now... i'll send you the money later.....
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Originally Posted by AlexF
Originally Posted by maria
I havent got any!!! well non that dont look like ive got 5 eyes and about 17 stone!
Maria,

Take it from me - you are a very good looking lady!

Alex
fcukin ell alex you turning
Old 25-01-2008 | 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by maria
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Sex...................................Lets find out! I'll book a half day off now yes?


Half a day????
yeah, half a day. he's hoping that one time out of 30 will be good
Old 25-01-2008 | 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by DanCossie
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I havent got any!!! well non that dont look like ive got 5 eyes and about 17 stone!
Maria,

Take it from me - you are a very good looking lady!

Alex
fcukin ell alex you turning
No I just hate it when attractive women put themselves down. Far too many do it!

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Old 25-01-2008 | 03:07 PM
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Sex...................................Lets find out! I'll book a half day off now yes?


Half a day????
yeah, half a day. he's hoping that one time out of 30 will be good
your damn right it takes you less than 9 mins Nick, well, judging by that statement!
Old 25-01-2008 | 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by AlexF
Originally Posted by maria
I havent got any!!! well non that dont look like ive got 5 eyes and about 17 stone!
Maria,

Take it from me - you are a very good looking lady!

Alex
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I'm going to have to say somthing at bedford now......

























probably "hello"

Old 25-01-2008 | 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by AlexF

No I just hate it when attractive women put themselves down. Far too many do it!

Alex

But once there down, the fun commences
Old 25-01-2008 | 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by AlexF
Originally Posted by maria
I havent got any!!! well non that dont look like ive got 5 eyes and about 17 stone!
Maria,

Take it from me - you are a very good looking lady!

Alex
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oooooooooooh 'touchy'
Old 25-01-2008 | 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by AlexF
Originally Posted by maria
I havent got any!!! well non that dont look like ive got 5 eyes and about 17 stone!
Maria,

Take it from me - you are a very good looking lady!

Alex
back off faggot...


awww look........Lees gettin jealous already
Old 25-01-2008 | 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by AlexF
Maria,

Take it from me -

Alex

now thats something i woudnt have expected you to say!
Old 25-01-2008 | 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by AlexF

LMFAO!
Old 25-01-2008 | 03:36 PM
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Oh right then.... so you're happy to let Alex get away with that are ya?? Fine!!!! Maybe i should try and work my wonder son him then.......




















































i am joking....
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You can try.... but he won't be around for a while I'm afraid

He just had a terrible accident with a huge frozen sausage....



and don't let Alex fool with the Woofter routine... The mans as straight as a roman road!

My little sister met him and said 'he seems nice blah blah blah'

I said she has no chance as he is an Iron...

She replied 'Bollox, I have a great gaydar and that fella is NOT gay'


now couple that with the horrific dress sense etc etc...

Gay?

Gay my Ass! (not literally though thanks Alex!)
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Originally Posted by Porkie
You can try.... but he won't be around for a while I'm afraid

He just had a terrible accident with a huge frozen sausage....



and don't let Alex fool with the Woofter routine... The mans as straight as a roman road!

My little sister met him and said 'he seems nice blah blah blah'

I said she has no chance as he is an Iron...

She replied 'Bollox, I have a great gaydar and that fella is NOT gay'


now couple that with the horrific dress sense etc etc...

Gay?

Gay my Ass! (not literally though thanks Alex!)
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i don't believe it either - he's never made a move on me
Old 25-01-2008 | 04:26 PM
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I just wanted to mark the fact that theres now 500 posts on this thread
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Originally Posted by dreamer
I just wanted to mark the fact that theres now 500 posts on this thread
And quickly heading towards 9000 views.
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So whats gonna be the outcome ?

I wouldn't mind seeing these famous pictures(been waiting all week)

Who's got the stones
Old 25-01-2008 | 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by dreamer
So whats gonna be the outcome ?

I wouldn't mind seeing these famous pictures(been waiting all week)

Who's got the stones
see a few pages back buddy!
Old 25-01-2008 | 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by dreamer
So whats gonna be the outcome ?
Hard to tell, but with Maria getting all the attention there's sure to be some ill feeling and bitching from the other ladies behind her back.

You can't blame Porkie for trying.




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Who's got the stones
You've lost me.
Old 25-01-2008 | 04:47 PM
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Nah thats all grainy porkie must something newer and without children in

Children in the same picture

Pamela wouldn't put up with that

Anyway its funny as fuck , comedy gold
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Check urban dictionary for stones
Old 25-01-2008 | 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by dreamer
Nah thats all grainy porkie must something newer and without children in

Children in the same picture

Pamela wouldn't put up with that

Anyway its funny as fuck , comedy gold

Old 25-01-2008 | 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by EsCosRacer
porkie, buy the fucking dealership or buy an M5 there and tell her boss she has to deliver it......if she aint coming on her own make her come
Well.... i may... possibly.... might have already booked the M3 when it comes in for a corporate demo........
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Originally Posted by EsCosRacer
porkie.....if she aint coming on her own make her come

Old 25-01-2008 | 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by EsCosRacer
porkie, buy the fucking dealership or buy an M5 there and tell her boss she has to deliver it......if she aint coming on her own make her come

Shit!!! ive just got what the alternative connotation to that statement could be!!
Old 25-01-2008 | 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by EsCosRacer
so his whole company can have a test drive ??

maria, u are dirty
Er no!!!!
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Originally Posted by EsCosRacer
porkie, buy the fucking dealership or buy an M5 there and tell her boss she has to deliver it......if she aint coming on her own make her come

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Originally Posted by EsCosRacer
not the whole comapny or dirty ? please specify
er.... no...







































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I found this completely by chance today - from ages ago...

Can you remember where/when Maria?



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