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Old 24-01-2008 | 03:19 PM
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yeah I'm the butch one in our raltionship dan....
your as camp as a row of rainbow coloured tents
Not camp at all really - ask this lot (if they'll answer truthfully for a momemnt, which is unliky given the nature of this thread LOL).

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Why is it when you see a gay couple it's hard to tell at first which ones butch, but when it comes to lesbians it's so obvious 99% of the time.
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I wouldnt know to be honest... if i were driving your car id be far more interested in trying not to scrape the front bumper than listening to the music!
If you were driving his car I'd be more worried about you being guided to the 'gear stick'

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Old 24-01-2008 | 03:21 PM
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Why is it when you see a gay couple it's hard to tell at first which ones butch, but when it comes to lesbians it's so obvious 99% of the time.
Are you stereotyping that most lesbian couples have a short haired, non-makeup wearing butch looking one!

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Old 24-01-2008 | 03:21 PM
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Are you still with the biker blokey Maria? Leathers...

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Race suits are just as good

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Old 24-01-2008 | 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by jabba
Why is it when you see a gay couple it's hard to tell at first which ones butch, but when it comes to lesbians it's so obvious 99% of the time.
Are you stereotyping that most lesbian couples have a short haired, non-makeup wearing butch looking one!

Z
Most gay couples do too
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Old 24-01-2008 | 03:23 PM
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I wouldnt know to be honest... if i were driving your car id be far more interested in trying not to scrape the front bumper than listening to the music!
If you were driving his car I'd be more worried about you being guided to the 'gear stick'

Z
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Old 24-01-2008 | 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by AlexF
Originally Posted by DanCossie
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yeah I'm the butch one in our raltionship dan....
your as camp as a row of rainbow coloured tents
Not camp at all really - ask this lot (if they'll answer truthfully for a momemnt, which is unliky given the nature of this thread LOL).

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I remember finding out you were gay.

My first reaction was "no gay man can know that little about fashion"

Straightest looking gay bloke ever
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Old 24-01-2008 | 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Originally Posted by AlexF
Originally Posted by DanCossie
Originally Posted by AlexF
yeah I'm the butch one in our raltionship dan....
your as camp as a row of rainbow coloured tents
Not camp at all really - ask this lot (if they'll answer truthfully for a momemnt, which is unliky given the nature of this thread LOL).

Alex

I remember finding out you were gay.

My first reaction was "no gay man can know that little about fashion"

Straightest looking gay bloke ever

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Old 24-01-2008 | 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Originally Posted by AlexF
Originally Posted by DanCossie
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yeah I'm the butch one in our raltionship dan....
your as camp as a row of rainbow coloured tents
Not camp at all really - ask this lot (if they'll answer truthfully for a momemnt, which is unliky given the nature of this thread LOL).

Alex

I remember finding out you were gay.

My first reaction was "no gay man can know that little about fashion"

Straightest looking gay bloke ever
ROFL
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Old 24-01-2008 | 03:32 PM
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He looks like a maths teacher
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Old 24-01-2008 | 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
He looks like a maths teacher
FPMSL
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Old 24-01-2008 | 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by maria
So jabba.... you like girls aloud huh?
In a butch way, yes. NOT because I like their music......... honestly.





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Why is it when you see a gay couple it's hard to tell at first which ones butch, but when it comes to lesbians it's so obvious 99% of the time.
Are you stereotyping that most lesbian couples have a short haired, non-makeup wearing butch looking one!

Z
Yes.
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Old 24-01-2008 | 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
He looks like a maths teacher
rofl.
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Old 24-01-2008 | 04:01 PM
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Porkie has just bought himself a new exhaust, i assume its to do with noise regs at bedford, and not anything to do with maria

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Old 24-01-2008 | 04:03 PM
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chip you are a on form as lee today
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Old 24-01-2008 | 04:10 PM
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PMSL I can and do have to teach a bit of maths....

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Old 24-01-2008 | 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by AlexF
PMSL I can and do have to teach a bit of maths....


Where as you can but dont have to bugger men
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Old 24-01-2008 | 04:17 PM
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do you do algebra alex?

one up the bum = lots of fun
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Old 24-01-2008 | 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
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PMSL I can and do have to teach a bit of maths....


Where as you can but dont have to bugger men
remember chip he 'gets' buggered doesnt 'do' the buggering
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Old 24-01-2008 | 04:21 PM
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what does this maria look like then ?

and btw theres to much homosexuality in this thread.

FAIL.
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do you do algebra alex?

one up the bum = lots of fun
two up the shitter = he's no quitter
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Old 24-01-2008 | 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by twoblacklines
what does this maria look like then ?

and btw theres to much homosexuality in this thread.

FAIL.
fuck off then
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Old 24-01-2008 | 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by twoblacklines
what does this maria look like then ?

and btw theres to much homosexuality in this thread.

FAIL.
There is a picture of her on one of the previous pages. but ICBA to find it

there is also one of her arse and her old escort cosworth knocking around somewhere IIRC

Porkie has a printout of it which he has laminated, for some reason?
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Old 24-01-2008 | 04:25 PM
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yeh i saw the one with a baby in her arms, but i want better pix...
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Old 24-01-2008 | 04:54 PM
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yeh i saw the one with a baby in her arms, but i want better pix...

Well you should of bought the pf calendar then!
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Originally Posted by maria
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yeh i saw the one with a baby in her arms, but i want better pix...

Well you should of bought the pf calendar then!
they may have to do a re-run of it if you drum up any more interest


some very funny stuff on this thread!
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Old 24-01-2008 | 05:12 PM
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Ya know what Katie, I havent even seen the friggin calendar!!!
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Ya know what Katie, I havent even seen the friggin calendar!!!
Seriously?

I'm sure a few people have stockpiled them in case of ''water damage'' to their first copy. Maybe you could use this thread as a plea for a copy of the calendar to be sent to you by some kind soul
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Seriously!! I dread to think....
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I bet it won't be long before someone offers to hand deliver it for you...
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Ya know what Katie, I havent even seen the friggin calendar!!!
Seriously?

I'm sure a few people have stockpiled them in case of ''water damage'' to their first copy. Maybe you could use this thread as a plea for a copy of the calendar to be sent to you by some kind soul
Do you supply covers for monitors to prevent accidental damage due to "water damage" from looking at your msn display pictures ?
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Originally Posted by Katie
Originally Posted by maria
Ya know what Katie, I havent even seen the friggin calendar!!!
Seriously?

I'm sure a few people have stockpiled them in case of ''water damage'' to their first copy. Maybe you could use this thread as a plea for a copy of the calendar to be sent to you by some kind soul
Do you supply covers for monitors to prevent accidental damage due to "water damage" from looking at your msn display pictures ?
There are far to many wankers on this thread if you ask me



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after reading some of your posts Alex, please don't get arsy

Are you a up hill gardener?

just wondering
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Originally Posted by AlexF
Originally Posted by twoblacklines
Originally Posted by Katie
Originally Posted by maria
Ya know what Katie, I havent even seen the friggin calendar!!!
Seriously?

I'm sure a few people have stockpiled them in case of ''water damage'' to their first copy. Maybe you could use this thread as a plea for a copy of the calendar to be sent to you by some kind soul
Do you supply covers for monitors to prevent accidental damage due to "water damage" from looking at your msn display pictures ?
There are far to many wankers on this thread if you ask me




just because you have a partner and lee doesnt yet!(working hard on it though).thats a bit rough saying that
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Finally managed to upload the calender pic, had to enlarge it 'cos it was only small.



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[quote="jabba"]Finally managed to upload the calender pic, had to enlarge it 'cos it was only small.



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mmm nice
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after reading some of your posts Alex, please don't get arsy

Are you a up hill gardener?

just wondering
Does the pope shit in the woods?
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Does the pope shit in the woods?
Do they allow gay people to use the internet these days?
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