Porkie
24-01-2008 | 11:25 AM
#322
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From: All over the friggin place!!!
Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by maria
So... after they had trashed your car... what did they drive it like?! 
but very well. Really confident driver... I felt really safe actually and not a great passenger!I was egging them on massively and kept telling them to overtake people and put their foot down hard!
You think I would learn my lesson to be honest!! last time I was egging a driver on and telling them to keep overtaking people this happened!
Ya think you woulda learnt your lesson huh?
24-01-2008 | 11:27 AM
#324
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From: peterhead
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Originally Posted by AlexF
Thats surprising - I remember at Castle Coombe you turning down a ride in my GP for the reason of HATING being a passenger!
I never turn down a ride no matter what she looks like
yeah we had heard that
24-01-2008 | 11:30 AM
#327
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From: peterhead
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Rauri, I only fucked your mum out of pity for her, it was a charitable act on my part, and I dont like to go on about my charity, work, like Lee, so please dont go on about it.
cunt
24-01-2008 | 11:32 AM
#328
Originally Posted by rauri
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Rauri, I only fucked your mum out of pity for her, it was a charitable act on my part, and I dont like to go on about my charity, work, like Lee, so please dont go on about it.
cunt 
24-01-2008 | 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Originally Posted by rauri
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Rauri, I only fucked your mum out of pity for her, it was a charitable act on my part, and I dont like to go on about my charity, work, like Lee, so please dont go on about it.
cunt
24-01-2008 | 12:16 PM
#337
Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by DanCossie
cant believe this is still going on
I know! me neither
surely it cant be much longer before you can change your location in your avatar to maria's house!
24-01-2008 | 12:35 PM
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From: Newbury
Originally Posted by rauri
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Originally Posted by AlexF
Thats surprising - I remember at Castle Coombe you turning down a ride in my GP for the reason of HATING being a passenger!
I never turn down a ride no matter what she looks like
yeah we had heard that
24-01-2008 | 01:10 PM
#343
Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by maria
I am soooooooooo slow today:
You are Slow DOING it as well
Don't make me dig our my Vanilla Ice trousers...
lee is "cooking like a pound of bacon"
24-01-2008 | 01:11 PM
#344
Originally Posted by DanCossie
Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by DanCossie
cant believe this is still going on
I know! me neither
Well, given that maria is probably daying a bit of a hottie anyway, i expect you would take him off her hands mate
24-01-2008 | 01:13 PM
#345
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Originally Posted by DanCossie
Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by DanCossie
cant believe this is still going on
I know! me neither
Well, given that maria is probably daying a bit of a hottie anyway, i expect you would take him off her hands mate
24-01-2008 | 01:13 PM
#346
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Originally Posted by DanCossie
Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by DanCossie
cant believe this is still going on
I know! me neither
24-01-2008 | 01:13 PM
#347
Originally Posted by Bullett
Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by maria
I am soooooooooo slow today:
You are Slow DOING it as well
Don't make me dig our my Vanilla Ice trousers...
lee is "cooking like a pound of bacon" Quick google of the lyrics just for old times sake
Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly flow
like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you aint quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi
Did you stop? No -- I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead
Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Ready for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine -- All I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, You, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake, kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn"
If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Yo man -- Let's get out of here! Word to your mother!
Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly flow
like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you aint quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi
Did you stop? No -- I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead
Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Ready for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine -- All I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, You, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake, kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn"
If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Yo man -- Let's get out of here! Word to your mother!
Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
24-01-2008 | 01:14 PM
#348
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Originally Posted by maria
You mean you have some?! 
or not wearing them if you prefer?
They come off like the 'Bucks Fizz' Skirts as well so no worries either way
24-01-2008 | 01:27 PM
#351
Porkie and maria flicking the groove
cruisin the streets lookin so smoooth
coutts card in hand and out on the town
wearing those slacks like crusty the clown
flashing his drink and enjoying his life
searching for his trouble an strife.
there are the galsses out on the table
present with the finest Red Label...
MY NAME yes you guessed it
im porkie smooth ice.
cruisin the streets lookin so smoooth
coutts card in hand and out on the town
wearing those slacks like crusty the clown
flashing his drink and enjoying his life
searching for his trouble an strife.
there are the galsses out on the table
present with the finest Red Label...
MY NAME yes you guessed it
im porkie smooth ice.
24-01-2008 | 01:29 PM
#352
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Originally Posted by maria
Sorry.... im washing my hair tonight......
besides....''what will the neighbours say''
besides....''what will the neighbours say''
and forget my neighbours! they know that I 'call the shots'
24-01-2008 | 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by m4dyeti
Porkie and maria flicking the groove
cruisin the streets lookin so smoooth
coutts card in hand and out on the town
wearing those slacks like crusty the clown
flashing his drink and enjoying his life
searching for his trouble an strife.
there are the galsses out on the table
present with the finest Red Label...
MY NAME yes you guessed it
im porkie smooth ice.
cruisin the streets lookin so smoooth
coutts card in hand and out on the town
wearing those slacks like crusty the clown
flashing his drink and enjoying his life
searching for his trouble an strife.
there are the galsses out on the table
present with the finest Red Label...
MY NAME yes you guessed it
im porkie smooth ice.
Dear God!
Sadly I'm also impressed with your cutting lyrics and dope rhymnes
24-01-2008 | 01:35 PM
#354
Originally Posted by m4dyeti
Porkie and maria flicking the groove
cruisin the streets lookin so smoooth
coutts card in hand and out on the town
wearing those slacks like crusty the clown
flashing his drink and enjoying his life
searching for his trouble an strife.
there are the galsses out on the table
present with the finest Red Label...
MY NAME yes you guessed it
im porkie smooth ice.
cruisin the streets lookin so smoooth
coutts card in hand and out on the town
wearing those slacks like crusty the clown
flashing his drink and enjoying his life
searching for his trouble an strife.
there are the galsses out on the table
present with the finest Red Label...
MY NAME yes you guessed it
im porkie smooth ice.
24-01-2008 | 01:37 PM
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From: Newbury
Originally Posted by m4dyeti
Porkie and maria flicking the groove
cruisin the streets lookin so smoooth
coutts card in hand and out on the town
wearing those slacks like crusty the clown
flashing his drink and enjoying his life
searching for his trouble an strife.
there are the galsses out on the table
present with the finest Red Stripe...
MY NAME yes you guessed it
im porkie smooth ice.
cruisin the streets lookin so smoooth
coutts card in hand and out on the town
wearing those slacks like crusty the clown
flashing his drink and enjoying his life
searching for his trouble an strife.
there are the galsses out on the table
present with the finest Red Stripe...
MY NAME yes you guessed it
im porkie smooth ice.
24-01-2008 | 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by m4dyeti
Porkie and maria flicking the groove
cruisin the streets lookin so smoooth
coutts card in hand and out on the town
wearing those slacks like crusty the clown
flashing his drink and enjoying his life
searching for his trouble an strife.
there are the galsses out on the table
present with the finest Red Label...
MY NAME yes you guessed it
im porkie smooth ice.
cruisin the streets lookin so smoooth
coutts card in hand and out on the town
wearing those slacks like crusty the clown
flashing his drink and enjoying his life
searching for his trouble an strife.
there are the galsses out on the table
present with the finest Red Label...
MY NAME yes you guessed it
im porkie smooth ice.