This thread is funny

 

What's with all the 'Girls Aloud' references over the last couple of pages.

 

Midnight pillow fight with the girls?

PICS!

 

You mean you KNOW the girls aloud song titles??

Chip - na, no pillow fight im afraid.....

Well...'When A Man Loves A Woman' i guess he'll do anything to attract her huh?

Must be that Marie Bird

 

I wonder how many ŁŁŁ we are loosing our companies JUST on this thread

 

Thats why the stock market crashed last week because lee was spending too much time trying to impress maria.

Good to see this thread still going, pure comedy

 

sub-prime leaning - BOLLOX

Too many people on forums me thinks

 

My company has made a furtune from this thread.

Ive been so busy on here, that ive only had time to make half as many fuckups as I normally would in week

 

I can honestly say i have done minimal amounts of work today... but at least i am being entertained

 

Come on Maria!

You have to get it on with Lee for the fate of the British economy!

Ask not what your country can do for you.........

 

Anyone else noticed BOTH Porkie and Maria have been replying to each other with song lyrics or titles in their posts.

I'm thinking they're playing a little game together, like virtual footsie.

Porkie might just be winning her over.

 

YOU CAN STOP THAT MARIA RIGHT NOW!

Go sell some cars!



Alex




















PS if you don't i'll be unempolyed

 

YOU WILL???? What about me?!!!


Jabba - I dont know what you mean!!!

 

Not woried about you....

You've got rich men chasing you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

i have?? where??

 

Yeah.


I'm sure you promised to get some scantily clad piccies up, chop chop.

 

Nah wasnt me!

 

*COUGH* bf pics *COUGH*

 

 

No!

 

 

Are you still with the biker blokey Maria? Leathers...

Z

 

Yeah thats the one Zo!!!

 

sounds a bit too butch for alex

 

yeah I'm the butch one in our raltionship dan....

 

 

your as camp as a row of rainbow coloured tents

 

Alex listened to his nan at xmas when he was a kid, she said "its better to give than to receive"

And his sex life with boys has followed that path ever since

 

Wow! thats really made me 'jump', who would have thought we would 'see the day'... but looking back over the 'whole lotta history' I can see what you mean and 'I'll stand by you' on this one... you noticing has definately had a 'wake me up' affect...

maybe it was the 'long hot summer' that affected me? or maybe my brain frooze when 'life got cold'

anyway.. Its clear my tactics are not helping Maria 'walk this way' and so I will have to try another approach... I 'can't speak french' and I can't get 'No good advice'.... so I will have to resort to 'something kinda ooooh' to win 'The show'

otherwise once again I will only be saying those famous words to Palmela Handerson... 'I think we're alone now'!!!

and there ends my little tale... was it 'Sexy... NO NO NO'



and there you go... JUST as you thought this thread couldn't get any worse!!!

EVERY single ever released by Girls Aloud mentioned on the thread



In other exciting news the 30yr old SocGen rouge trader has been named as Jerome Kerviel... he is responsible for the largest financial fraud of all time. Geezer has lost about 7-8 Billion.... and pretty much singled handedly he has caused the US fed to make the biggest rate cut between meetings in living memory...

Jerome... take a bow and good luck at Mcdonalds dude!

There is a wiki list of losses...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_trading_losses

People keep playing and editing with it... earlier there was a bloke called 'Noddy' who lost Ł15bn on 'cars, horses and brass futures '

 

..... although he only gives to recieve.....

 

 

Porkie, is that rate cut likely to end up effecting UK mortgage interest rates?

If so, i'll send him a one'r if you know his paypal account?

 

Bless yer little heart.... you really do like girls aloud dont you... or please restore my faith in you and tell me you had to google it to find out all their song titles and you didnt know them all off by heart.....

 

Great driving music!

No in all seriousness... I did NOT use Google!!!!













I used Wiki...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girls_aloud

 

Not camp at all really - ask this lot (if they'll answer truthfully for a momemnt, which is unliky given the nature of this thread LOL).

Alex

 

I was havin a laugh Alex..........fcukin queen

 

Nice one.


I don't know about Maria, but I'm starting to find you attractive.

 

I wouldnt know to be honest... if i were driving your car id be far more interested in trying not to scrape the front bumper than listening to the music!

 

quality reply!!!

So jabba.... you like girls aloud huh?

 

but do you not have your car insurance with Shelia's wheels