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Old 31-01-2008 | 02:30 PM
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yeah us fat ugly balding cunts are hard to find.....

Selling yourself short aren't you.
No i was bigging myself up by not mentioning the bad teeth or smelly feet

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Old 31-01-2008 | 02:32 PM
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yeah us fat ugly balding cunts are hard to find.....

Selling yourself short aren't you.
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Old 31-01-2008 | 02:48 PM
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww smelly feet are just wrong!
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Old 31-01-2008 | 02:58 PM
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww smelly feet are just wrong!
So any fat ugly balding cunts with bad teeth out there might stand a chance.

Keeping your options open, good idea.
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Old 31-01-2008 | 03:00 PM
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Been pissing myself for 40 mins reading the whole thread! so Porkie have u met Maria yet? thats what we want to know
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Old 31-01-2008 | 03:00 PM
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EXACTLY!!! I'm getting on a bit now, i cant be too picky!
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Old 31-01-2008 | 03:02 PM
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Been pissing myself for 40 mins reading the whole thread! so Porkie have u met Maria yet? thats what we want to know
I have to admit, being the sad individual that i am, i read the whole thing back again the other day and found myself laughing out loud at some of the comments!

BUt as for have we met...... you'll have to ask porkie
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Old 31-01-2008 | 03:05 PM
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Seeing as Porkie isn't posting on here that much or begging you to meet him I'd guess that you've already met up.
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Old 31-01-2008 | 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Leeeroy
Seeing as Porkie isn't posting on here that much or begging you to meet him I'd guess that you've already met up.

Blokes are so flattering up to the point they get their dick wet, then it all goes out the window
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Old 31-01-2008 | 03:08 PM
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Been pissing myself for 40 mins reading the whole thread! so Porkie have u met Maria yet? thats what we want to know

BUt as for have we met...... you'll have to ask porkie
I would but you've got him locked up sumwhere with no internet access
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Old 31-01-2008 | 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
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Seeing as Porkie isn't posting on here that much or begging you to meet him I'd guess that you've already met up.

Blokes are so flattering up to the point they get their dick wet, then it all goes out the window




That is just shocking!

So you havent thought about the fact that he may just be incredibly busy at work and not able to come on here to entertain your guys voyeurism tendancies huh?

ANd trust me, one thing i CAN confirm is, he hasnt got his Dick wet as you have put it..... well not by me anyway! hth.
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Old 31-01-2008 | 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by maria
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
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Seeing as Porkie isn't posting on here that much or begging you to meet him I'd guess that you've already met up.

Blokes are so flattering up to the point they get their dick wet, then it all goes out the window




That is just shocking!

So you havent thought about the fact that he may just be incredibly busy at work and not able to come on here to entertain your guys voyeurism tendancies huh?

ANd trust me, one thing i CAN confirm is, he hasnt got his Dick wet as you have put it..... well not by me anyway! hth.
Any chance you can post a pic of your chuff Maria - could do with knocking one out as I'm bored at work !

Thanks!!
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Old 31-01-2008 | 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by maria
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Seeing as Porkie isn't posting on here that much or begging you to meet him I'd guess that you've already met up.

Blokes are so flattering up to the point they get their dick wet, then it all goes out the window




That is just shocking!

So you havent thought about the fact that he may just be incredibly busy at work and not able to come on here to entertain your guys voyeurism tendancies huh?

ANd trust me, one thing i CAN confirm is, he hasnt got his Dick wet as you have put it..... well not by me anyway! hth.

PMSL @ You biting at such an obvious bit of bait
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Old 31-01-2008 | 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Originally Posted by maria
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Originally Posted by Leeeroy
Seeing as Porkie isn't posting on here that much or begging you to meet him I'd guess that you've already met up.

Blokes are so flattering up to the point they get their dick wet, then it all goes out the window




That is just shocking!

So you havent thought about the fact that he may just be incredibly busy at work and not able to come on here to entertain your guys voyeurism tendancies huh?

ANd trust me, one thing i CAN confirm is, he hasnt got his Dick wet as you have put it..... well not by me anyway! hth.

PMSL @ You biting at such an obvious bit of bait
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Old 31-01-2008 | 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Originally Posted by Leeeroy
Seeing as Porkie isn't posting on here that much or begging you to meet him I'd guess that you've already met up.

Blokes are so flattering up to the point they get their dick wet, then it all goes out the window
i just wet my self laughing
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Old 31-01-2008 | 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Originally Posted by maria
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Originally Posted by Leeeroy
Seeing as Porkie isn't posting on here that much or begging you to meet him I'd guess that you've already met up.

Blokes are so flattering up to the point they get their dick wet, then it all goes out the window




That is just shocking!

So you havent thought about the fact that he may just be incredibly busy at work and not able to come on here to entertain your guys voyeurism tendancies huh?

ANd trust me, one thing i CAN confirm is, he hasnt got his Dick wet as you have put it..... well not by me anyway! hth.

PMSL @ You biting at such an obvious bit of bait
I'm a bird! of course im gonna bite!!!
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Old 31-01-2008 | 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by maria
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Originally Posted by maria
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Originally Posted by Leeeroy
Seeing as Porkie isn't posting on here that much or begging you to meet him I'd guess that you've already met up.

Blokes are so flattering up to the point they get their dick wet, then it all goes out the window




That is just shocking!

So you havent thought about the fact that he may just be incredibly busy at work and not able to come on here to entertain your guys voyeurism tendancies huh?

ANd trust me, one thing i CAN confirm is, he hasnt got his Dick wet as you have put it..... well not by me anyway! hth.

PMSL @ You biting at such an obvious bit of bait
I'm a bird! of course im gonna bite!!!
your my type of girl
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Old 31-01-2008 | 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Dannn

Any chance you can post a pic of your chuff Maria - could do with knocking one out as I'm bored at work !

Thanks!!
Eloquently put sir! How could she resist
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Old 31-01-2008 | 03:55 PM
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Old 31-01-2008 | 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Eggleton
Originally Posted by Dannn

Any chance you can post a pic of your chuff Maria - could do with knocking one out as I'm bored at work !

Thanks!!
Eloquently put sir! How could she resist
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Old 31-01-2008 | 04:18 PM
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Dannn - Youre a charmer aint ya! NOT!
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Old 31-01-2008 | 05:00 PM
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Dannn - Youre a charmer aint ya! - I will PM a pic over ASAP!
Thank you !
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Old 31-01-2008 | 05:03 PM
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DOH!
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Old 31-01-2008 | 05:45 PM
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One thing at least I'm not an offensive perv like the others.

You gonna PM a little piccie then.
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Old 31-01-2008 | 10:30 PM
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Ok, only for you leeeroy

















































NOT!
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Old 31-01-2008 | 11:03 PM
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Well, they say a picture paints a thousand words....

could of saved at last half of the 21 pages to date
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Old 01-02-2008 | 09:42 AM
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yeah but where would the fun in that be huh??!
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Fair play to you, you take the banter well.
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Old 01-02-2008 | 02:48 PM
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Porkie hasn't even been in here today, so he's either given up or....
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Old 01-02-2008 | 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Leeeroy
Porkie hasn't even been in here today, so he's either given up or....
hes been doing some work?
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Old 01-02-2008 | 03:47 PM
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probably shagging marie, the old slut
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probably shagging marie, the old slut

Aye, I fancy having a pop at her myself when Porkie's finished, seems a bit of a goer.
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Old 02-02-2008 | 08:40 AM
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Yeah that Marie Bird seems to get aound huh?


Well, i moved into my new pad yesterday afternoon.... just need to buy some furniture now!
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You sticking to the same area? What is it, house or flat?

Need a lodger?
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Old 02-02-2008 | 10:22 AM
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Same area, 2 bed house, lots of parking, and No. hth.
























Sorry
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Do you not fancy getting a little project on the go. Be a shame to let all the parking space go to waste.

A nice mk2 Golf GTI would be perfect for a bit of summer track action.
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Nah!
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I Have found some pics of maria



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The top one looks like a bloke.
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