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24-01-2008 | 09:03 PM
#441
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From: Newbury
Originally Posted by DanW@FastFord
Originally Posted by AlexF
Does the pope shit in the woods?
24-01-2008 | 09:34 PM
#443
Testing the future
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From: W. Sussex
Originally Posted by AlexF
Originally Posted by JohnnyB
after reading some of your posts Alex, please don't get arsy
Are you a up hill gardener?
just wondering
Are you a up hill gardener?
just wondering
24-01-2008 | 10:41 PM
#444
I've found that life I needed.. It's HERE!!
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From: UK
[quote="glancy2081"]
Agreed very nice - don't think even my own missus would deny me a little go!
Originally Posted by jabba
Finally managed to upload the calender pic, had to enlarge it 'cos it was only small. 
[/quote
mmm nice
[/quotemmm nice
25-01-2008 | 09:10 AM
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get this porkie, that might help you out of the wanking misery....directly into a financial one....
http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/349806.htm
if that doesnt get her going then im sure we can find plenty of long legged blonds who do...
http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/349806.htm
if that doesnt get her going then im sure we can find plenty of long legged blonds who do...
25-01-2008 | 09:54 AM
#455
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Originally Posted by EsCosRacer
get this porkie, that might help you out of the wanking misery....directly into a financial one....
http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/349806.htm
if that doesnt get her going then im sure we can find plenty of long legged blonds who do...
http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/349806.htm
if that doesnt get her going then im sure we can find plenty of long legged blonds who do...
25-01-2008 | 09:57 AM
#456
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From: All over the friggin place!!!
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Porkie has just bought himself a new exhaust, i assume its to do with noise regs at bedford, and not anything to do with maria
OH MY FRIGGIN GOD!!!!! i cannot believe some one has just put that picture up... that is so so so not me.......
25-01-2008 | 10:03 AM
#460
Originally Posted by AlexF
So in theory-
If Lee brought YOU that car.. would you marry him??
I would!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and I bet many other men would too
If Lee brought YOU that car.. would you marry him??
I would!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and I bet many other men would too
25-01-2008 | 10:05 AM
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From: All over the friggin place!!!
Originally Posted by AlexF
So in theory-
If Lee brought YOU that car.. would you marry him??
I would!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and I bet many other men would too
If Lee brought YOU that car.. would you marry him??
I would!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and I bet many other men would too
No...... i wouldnt marry ANYONE for their extravagance, or gifts, it hasto be about mutual respect, love and sex of course has to be good......
25-01-2008 | 10:12 AM
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From: Essex... and Birmingham!
Originally Posted by maria
Originally Posted by AlexF
So in theory-
If Lee brought YOU that car.. would you marry him??
I would!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and I bet many other men would too
If Lee brought YOU that car.. would you marry him??
I would!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and I bet many other men would too
No...... i wouldnt marry ANYONE for their extravagance, or gifts, it hasto be about mutual respect, love and sex of course has to be good......
Gifts...................................Done
Mutual respect...................Hell yeah. I will even lift the seat up on the loo
Love................................ Working on it!
Sex...................................Lets find out! I'll book a half day off now yes?
25-01-2008 | 10:39 AM
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From: All over the friggin place!!!
Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by maria
Originally Posted by AlexF
So in theory-
If Lee brought YOU that car.. would you marry him??
I would!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and I bet many other men would too
If Lee brought YOU that car.. would you marry him??
I would!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and I bet many other men would too
No...... i wouldnt marry ANYONE for their extravagance, or gifts, it hasto be about mutual respect, love and sex of course has to be good......
Gifts...................................Done
Mutual respect...................Hell yeah. I will even lift the seat up on the loo
Love................................ Working on it!
Sex...................................Lets find out! I'll book a half day off now yes?
25-01-2008 | 10:41 AM
#467
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Originally Posted by maria
Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by maria
Originally Posted by AlexF
So in theory-
If Lee brought YOU that car.. would you marry him??
I would!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and I bet many other men would too
If Lee brought YOU that car.. would you marry him??
I would!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and I bet many other men would too
No...... i wouldnt marry ANYONE for their extravagance, or gifts, it hasto be about mutual respect, love and sex of course has to be good......
Gifts...................................Done
Mutual respect...................Hell yeah. I will even lift the seat up on the loo
Love................................ Working on it!
Sex...................................Lets find out! I'll book a half day off now yes?
25-01-2008 | 11:00 AM
#471
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From: All over the friggin place!!!
Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by maria
Half a day????
Feb 4th onwards?
25-01-2008 | 11:19 AM
#472
Originally Posted by maria
Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by maria
Half a day????
Feb 4th onwards?
your gutted maria? well then,you seem to have come down with that flu bug
im sure lee will mop your brow for you
25-01-2008 | 11:20 AM
#473
Originally Posted by Bullett
Originally Posted by maria
Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by maria
Half a day????
Feb 4th onwards?
your gutted maria? well then,you seem to have come down with that flu bug
im sure lee will mop your brow for you
25-01-2008 | 11:40 AM
#476
Originally Posted by maria
shit.... looking at that, it looks like i'm as filthy minded as you lot! lol... when in fact i meant sweat from a FEVER!!
you are as bad us! you obviously have been thinking of lee getting you all sweaty pervert! 
