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Old 14-08-2005, 05:55 PM
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Default Sperm banks........Where????????

Ok seen loads about this??!!

Im up for crack abit of man fat in to a tube for cash!!!!

Where do you do it? Any one got any details on it???

Pete...
Old 14-08-2005, 05:56 PM
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Old 14-08-2005, 05:56 PM
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PMSL Im ''UP'' for that
Old 14-08-2005, 05:57 PM
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You can laugh Marco,you shud of shot sum of urs ina jar,theres more kids in ur house,then in West Brom primary school...

Pete.....
Old 14-08-2005, 05:58 PM
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No im DEADLEY serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where do you sign up for it????

Easy cash!!!! GETTIN PAID TO HAVE A WANK!!!!!!!!!!! What a job!!!!!

Pete...
Old 14-08-2005, 05:59 PM
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Old 14-08-2005, 06:00 PM
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what a bunch of wankers
Old 14-08-2005, 06:02 PM
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i could do this would
Old 14-08-2005, 06:02 PM
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only prob is though pete they have changed the rules so if your giz is ysed the kids have a legal right to know who you are and have full access to your name address etc when they want
Old 14-08-2005, 06:03 PM
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GETTIN PAID TO HAVE A WANK!!!!!!!!!!! What a job!!!!!



Got to be all checked out before you can just toss off,lol.

Poeple using these banks want decent people,with brains Pete, .

Don't just want any wanker as a father.




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Old 14-08-2005, 06:05 PM
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they also check you for any nasty diseases n shit - worst nightmare come true if you went to donate, had the tests and was told you have HIV or Hepatitis B or summat just as nasty
Old 14-08-2005, 06:09 PM
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Easy cash. But theres always the chance you end up with some kid turning up on your doorstep in 20 years time. Wouldn't risk it personally.
Old 14-08-2005, 06:10 PM
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lmfao....
sperm banks though...Why go to one....I'll just pm one of you for a litre of the stuff for a tenner if I'm that pushed for a baby lol
Old 14-08-2005, 06:14 PM
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Don't just want any wanker as a father
PMSL PMSL
Old 14-08-2005, 06:15 PM
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a litre, fukin ell katie wha you gonna do with that ......bath in it
Old 14-08-2005, 06:16 PM
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You are aware laws are changing so the "Child" Can legally find out details of the donator. Roll on 18 year when 10 people knock at your door saying "HELLO DAD"
Old 14-08-2005, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by the strut brace
a litre, fukin ell katie wha you gonna do with that ......bath in it

ebay it?
Old 14-08-2005, 06:20 PM
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the strut brace wrote:
a litre, fukin ell katie wha you gonna do with that ......bath in it



ebay it?
Can see it now.

FOR SALE 1 Litre of Gentleman Jam.

Was made while admiring Jacki Degg. Photo also for sale (Condition erm Sticky!)

Texture can only be descriped as a little lumpy but appears to be the correct colour.

Happy Bidding.
Old 14-08-2005, 06:21 PM
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Roll on 18 year when 10 people knock at your door saying "HELLO DAD"
Be easier than bringing 10 kids up.

And no CSA to pay.



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Old 14-08-2005, 06:23 PM
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Texture can only be descriped as a little lumpy but appears to be the correct colour.



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Old 14-08-2005, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by RST_lee
the strut brace wrote:
a litre, fukin ell katie wha you gonna do with that ......bath in it



ebay it?
Can see it now.

FOR SALE 1 Litre of Gentleman Jam.

Was made while admiring Jacki Degg. Photo also for sale (Condition erm Sticky!)

Texture can only be descriped as a little lumpy but appears to be the correct colour.

Happy Bidding.
Don't be silly mate.
I'd split it into 10 lots of 100ml 'squirts' lmfao.....higher profit margins lol
Old 14-08-2005, 06:26 PM
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what is the kid going to say when he arrives at petes door


My dads a wanker oh the fooking pain
Old 14-08-2005, 06:26 PM
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And remember its only the movies the sperm bank nurses are really cute and give you a helping hand.
Old 14-08-2005, 06:27 PM
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Better watch, might find out you're firing blanks
Old 14-08-2005, 06:28 PM
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Katies inbox now flooded with possible donators
Old 14-08-2005, 06:30 PM
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http://www.spermdirect.co.uk/donor-information.htm
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Originally Posted by marco polo
what is the kid going to say when he arrives at petes door


My dads a wanker oh the fooking pain


Be scary though,kids just turning up.

Fook it Pete, stick with the tissues,quilt,pillow case etc....





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Old 14-08-2005, 06:31 PM
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I know....my pcs just crashed....
'shall I mail it in 5l water bottles kate...give me 20 mins I'll fill it up.....50quid you say?'
Old 14-08-2005, 06:32 PM
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It will be the death of you Pete














































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Old 14-08-2005, 07:00 PM
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Not been a good day at my local sperm bank...

One customer missed the tube, the second came on the bus and the third, well, he came too late.


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Originally Posted by TIFF-C20WTH
It will be the death of you Pete




















































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Ok you piss takin coooooooooooooooonts!!!!

Just been to the local and had a good chat about it with the landlady..She said go for it!!!! "IF" Anything was wrong with me,id rather know bostina round off ina tube,then havin to be there with my missis knowin my childs not going to be healthy!!!!

The worlds going to be over took by mini Vernons!!!!!!!!

Well if Marco can bang em out like theres no tomorrow,im sure my love spuds can produce more than "potato water"!!!

Pete...
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pmsl fair play mate, i wouldnt wanna do it incase some kid shows up but i suppose its unlikely.....how much they pay?
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from april this year details of donners cant be identified...
Old 14-08-2005, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by TIFF-C20WTH


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Originally Posted by TIFF-C20WTH
PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That IS me on the right!!!!!!!!!!

Pete....


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