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Old 14-08-2005, 08:20 PM
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AFPMSL @ this whole thread, Tiff! You never cease to amaze me!

I'd defo be up for having a go at this, how much do you get for it? Does it depend on condition and amount or something!

Old 14-08-2005, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by dave cos4x4
GETTIN PAID TO HAVE A WANK!!!!!!!!!!! What a job!!!!!



Got to be all checked out before you can just toss off,lol.

Poeple using these banks want decent people,with brains Pete, .

Don't just want any wanker as a father.




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That is funny as fuck, totally missed that one!

Might have to have this as my sig for a while!
Old 14-08-2005, 09:05 PM
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Ł25 "a shot" i think??!?

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Old 14-08-2005, 09:11 PM
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Easy cash!!!! GETTIN PAID TO HAVE A WANK!!!!!!!!!!! What a job!!!!!
I dread to think how much money I've wasted over the years!!
Old 14-08-2005, 09:37 PM
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Ł15 a go.

But apparently 80% of donors are no good, the sperm cant take being frozen. So its junked and you get no more work.

Internet companies dont seem to have any real regulation though, so you may well get that knock on the door. Genuine NHS IVF centres are properly regulated and the COUPLE that go through this process wont know whose sperm is whose. So you'll be annonymous .

AFAIK
Old 14-08-2005, 10:04 PM
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LOL @Tiff

pete this is a quality tread

keep wanking i say

oh my sides


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Old 14-08-2005, 11:30 PM
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Genuine NHS IVF centres are properly regulated and the COUPLE that go through this process wont know whose sperm is whose. So you'll be annonymous .
NOPE, as above laws have just changed... imagine quiet sunday afternoon 18 - 20 years time, at home watching the grandprix, wifey doing the ironing kids out back playing in the garden... the doorbell rings... Oh its 20 kids come to announce themselves as your offspring, headŁcuk IMO
Old 14-08-2005, 11:36 PM
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I seriously doubt you're man juice would be that productive.

Do you think though that if you were an IVF child you'd want to look up you birth parent 18 years on?

Not sure Id bother if it was me. As long as you are told the truth it cant benefit you or your donor father.
Old 15-08-2005, 12:08 AM
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you wouldnt be you in the end
Old 15-08-2005, 01:10 AM
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i remmeber watching something on this on tv and they said that over here sperm banks dont pay for it anymore but there are trials that if you can qualify to get into you can make a fair few bob from.
Old 15-08-2005, 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted by marco polo
LOL @Tiff

pete this is a quality tread

keep wanking i say

oh my sides


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Know what your saying "sir",and yeh its a giggle,but im DEADLEY SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im up for this,just need to know where i need to aim thats all!!!!

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Old 15-08-2005, 07:59 AM
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Not bad for a few seconds work for a shot of man milk for some that is
Old 15-08-2005, 09:56 AM
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Pete - are you that hard up for cash
Old 15-08-2005, 11:17 AM
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dont talk to him about his money, his dummy will be out the pram again





Old 15-08-2005, 04:00 PM
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Wonder if you could make a career out of being either a "full time wanker" or "part time wanker", and don't forget, your earnings from having a wank/s may be taxable, and being a wanker may be classed as a second job lol
Old 15-08-2005, 04:06 PM
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there are online sperm banks you know
Old 15-08-2005, 04:12 PM
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wank banks - i could make a FORTUNE doing this - as i aint likely to have kids of my own i may aswell sell my seeds
Old 15-08-2005, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Graceland
wank banks - i could make a FORTUNE doing this - as i aint likely to have kids of my own i may aswell sell my seeds





ring me when ya can cooooont
Old 15-08-2005, 04:16 PM
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you ring me matt - or get your ass on msn
Old 15-08-2005, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Graceland
you ring me matt - or get your ass on msn

tight foooker
Old 15-08-2005, 05:42 PM
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No 1 else up 4 it then??

You can have 1 of you "passion ford wanker" stands at the local bank!!!

Pete...
Old 15-08-2005, 10:37 PM
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this thread is the funniest yet!!

Old 15-08-2005, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by andy_fiesta
this thread is the funniest yet!!

I disagree, I reckon this is a wank thread!!!



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Old 15-08-2005, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by the youth
Originally Posted by andy_fiesta
this thread is the funniest yet!!

I disagree, I reckon this is a wank thread!!!



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