Found a cat in a car on my mates pitch, he has the boots open all the time, the cat climbed in and fell asleep and when i opened the boot the next day it lept out, but it had pissed everywhere

 

a very rusty 10 mil spanner in my under tray when i took it off a few months back!

another one i found was a leather shammy that i left on my airbox for 2 weeks driving the car daily lol

 

I bought a Mazda MX5 2.5 years ago and recently cleaned it out to sell it. Under the drivers seat I found a load of French Fries - funny thing is that I never ate fries in it since I bought it so they were there from the previous owner over 2 years back and they looked like they were freshly cooked, no mould no nothing - now thats what I call preservatives!!

 

about 5yrs + got buried the other day though

 

Pair of glasses and a glass eye in an old Maestro

 

I recently bought a pair of grey leather Recaros from a guy in Essex (eBay)
When I checked the seat springs, I found a pair of girls knickers stuffed on top of the canvas/rubber cushion base .. They had been there years . Looked like 80's style Woolworth specials. Checked 'em for skid marks and crusts .. but none apparent .. So obviously it wasnt a good night that night!

 

Actually, they fit me quite nicely ...

 

Itsmeagain wrote

"Lets hope Ian@Racetek sees this post and posts what he found in an old Reno5turbo of his that was found after it was stolen"

Ok, so I found a freshly laid human turd on my back seat!! Absolutely true!!! It was laid there from one of the guys who stole my Renault 5GT Turbo in 1990. Nice chap!

No wonder the copper told me to take a mask with me when I picked it up from where they'd dumped it!

 

 

Unfortunately this is completely true. It was the size of a very large banana, the bastard had obviously not heard of Branflakes when he curled one out!!

Even after the car had been repaired and valeted, it still funked of poo! And the insurance company didnt think that having a turd dropped out on the back seat was a good enough reason for me not having it the car back!

 

Best (and most humerous) spelling mistake EVAR

 

i found a mouse nest in the air filter box on my road bike after it had lay in my shed over winter , lucky for me i service it after every winter or it might
have got fooked..

 

In my days of repairing damaged cars.... I found Ł90 (real money) in the drivers sun visor flap in a J plate Rover 214 and wrapped around the steering column bracket on a very badly damaged G plate Rover Metro was a big lump of flesh ... I sold that car to my sister

 

i found 3 cats in my 1300 replica the other day, some tosser at the carpark left the passenger door open and they now use it as a home

i really must sell that car

 

 

nice hidden add in there aint it

 

nothing....

 

a large duvet and piece of carpet covering the engine of my rally car......



... when the noise-test official insisted on checking

 

 

 

A mate of mine found a ring spanner taped to the a brake pipe- some stupid idiot had obviously used it to change the flexi then realised he couldn’t get it off

 

AFPMSL!!!!

 

Money, my mates are tight as fuck!

 

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ok, perhaps i shouldn’t mention the V plate Rover 75 that the bloke committed suicide in..... he had put a shotgun in his mouth and made a terrible mess of the interior and roof skin. you would be shocked at how much the authority’s left in the car... we got the valeter’s to take the seats out and power wash out the bits of mush and bone... they only wanted a ton drink on top of the normal price!!!!

 

martin-reyland, that is gross,, did it cost Ł144

 

Phil, why don’t you put a shotgun in your mouth and i will personally valet the car afterwards… f.o.c.

 

As long as you didn't stand there and say:

"Pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car"

 

dead cat in my sister in laws engine bay ,had creapt under for a warm but then got itself all tangled up when the car was started ,stunk to high heaven by the time i removed it

 

i found a mouse once in my cossie, still don't have a fukkin idea how it managed to get inthere.

 

it used the keys...opened the door and let itself in!!!!

fookin blantently obvious!!!!

did it have a crow bar in its paw?????? if so....keys were not used!!

 

 

I found a Phil Collins CD

 

ohhh... realy, did it ?
thanks for sorting this one out m8, actualy i have another mystery to sort out. but that's for tommoz cause i'm off now and catch some sleep after 8 years of sleepless nights thinking how the fook that mouse came into my car.

 

i took a mini 1275 gt shell to be shotblasted, wen it came back it had six kittens in the boot. i actually got some off me mrs till i sold em all