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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:12 PM
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Jay calm down, your making us sound like bummers lol
youve changed since you have become a dad

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Jay's a cunt....?
for fuck sake will you people stop stating the obvious
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:13 PM
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can't be arsed to read all the pages i've missed, so have we seen the pistons yet or not?
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:14 PM
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Danny you should write a book and call it 50 shades of det
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:16 PM
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can't be arsed to read all the pages i've missed, so have we seen the pistons yet or not?
yes we have and i am wasted as a tuner judging by my photography skills
I'm going to be a wedding and divorce photographer
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:18 PM
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can't be arsed to read all the pages i've missed, so have we seen the pistons yet or not?
yes, go back a page
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:20 PM
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the fookin guy should be a politician as there full of shit too lol
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbosystems
yes we have and i am wasted as a tuner judging by my photography skills
I'm going to be a wedding and divorce photographer
Could keep lens in your bum bag
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:24 PM
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There seems to be an intense rise in pressure on this thread. Some of you don't seem to get along, like a collision of two flame front!
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:25 PM
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Did you know Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by GARETH T
There seems to be an intense rise in pressure on this thread. Some of you don't seem to get along, like a collision of two flame front!

That's similar to what occurred in Steves combustion chamber lol
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by GARETH T
There seems to be an intense rise in pressure on this thread. Some of you don't seem to get along, like a collision of two flame front!
no body likes a clever cunt
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:29 PM
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Did you know Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.

or around one million cats in brick lane london (or any other currie house come to think it )
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:29 PM
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did you know ostriches can run faster than horses, and the males can roar like lions.
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:33 PM
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On average, cats spend 2/3 of every day sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.i
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:33 PM
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Did you know some people are very good at mapping cars and then there are some people that are even better at mapping cars that the very good mappers have mapped....go figure.

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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbosystems

IMG_6204 by Tony Turbo, on Flickr
nothing wrong with those

i think
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Moonstone Steve.
Did you know some people are very good at mapping cars and then there are some people that are even better at mapping cars that the very good mappers have mapped....go figure.

Steve
how can that be possible? it's like saying someone can run faster than someone else!!!!

we won't know until they race
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by dojj
nothing wrong with those

i think
i have actually refitted worse, to a non turbo focus lol but i am tight and was ebaying the car one carefull lady owner and all that shit ha ha
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by dojj
how can that be possible? it's like saying someone can run faster than someone else!!!!

we won't know until they race
Read the thread Dojj, all we be explained when you get to the Danny v Karl part

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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Moonstone Steve.
Read the thread Dojj, all we be explained when you get to the Danny v Karl part

Steve
YOU'VE read the thread

YOU tell me

i need to go to sleep as i've been up for the past 24 hours
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:52 PM
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Birth control pills designed for humans will also work for a gorilla. Now that’s Strange!!!
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Danny asked Karl for his expert opinion, Karl said that you cannot map a car on the RR its best done on the road in real life conditions, Karl live mapped a Escort Cosworth and made X amount of power and torque, Danny bought said Escos and put it on the RR and Luke added some spark and took some fuel out and it supposedly made more power and torque than when Karl live mapped it, Karl said he wasn't going to post any more.

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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:55 PM
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while we are posting pics for danny.

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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:57 PM
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A cat can’t climb head first down a tree because every claw on a cat’s paw points the same way. To get down from a tree, a cat must back down
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Moonstone Steve.
I have many mates who have strayed to the jap side mate....always welcome down for a curry and beer, I'm sure I speak for the others here as well

Steve
I'll keep that in mind big boy..........
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 09:59 PM
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So... Who wants to see pics of the other two pistons? Or will they appear on page 43?
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Moonstone Steve.
Danny asked Karl for his expert opinion, Karl said that you cannot map a car on the RR its best done on the road in real life conditions, Karl live mapped a Escort Cosworth and made X amount of power and torque, Danny bought said Escos and put it on the RR and Luke added some spark and took some fuel out and it supposedly made more power and torque than when Karl live mapped it, Karl said he wasn't going to post any more.

Steve
can we add there that karl did a facepalm whilst uttering to himself "you just dont get it do you" before saying he wasnt posting again, just for the added drama like
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by mechanic28
Birth control pills designed for humans will also work for a gorilla. Now that’s Strange!!!
what about orangatans? my missus is in the jungle in borneo working in an orangatans rescue centre for another 10 weeks. should i be worried?
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by CarlosST3
A cat can’t climb head first down a tree because every claw on a cat’s paw points the same way. To get down from a tree, a cat must back down
like the opposite of a cow when faced with a set of stairs then
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Originally Posted by fuzzy
what about orangatans? my missus is in the jungle in borneo working in an orangatans rescue centre. should i be worried?
apparentley they have tiny penis's so unless you are equally attired you should be fine lol
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I'll post the pics of the other two pistons when me manage to get them out of the block
we're going to need a bigger hammer
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbosystems
I'll post the pics of the other two pistons when me manage to get them out of the block
we're going to need a bigger hammer
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 10:11 PM
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Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.
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it's funny, back on page 14 some clever bloke said

Originally Posted by foreigneRS
i'm pretty sure a set of pistons that have suffered det over a small part of the rev range for a while will look significantly different to those that have suffered a lean mixture from insufficient fuel pressure.

i would expect the first set to have a lot of tiny indentations in them and the stress of these being created will have transferred through the rods to the crank and bearings, and the second set would probably have gone soft with the heat and changed their appearance to perhaps look a bit 'aerated'

let's see the photos of these pistons then tony.
and what do they look like? confirmed det. what a surprise

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I know this will upset all those who map on a rolling road, but can I just add, it is IMPOSSIBLE to map a car on the rolling road AND be confident it wont det on a high speed run on the road. I have been saying for years why I would never recommend a RR for final mapping. It is an ideal diagnostic tool, but cannot in any shape or form represent either the load or air flow achieved at 180mph! FACT!

What this means is that people who have their cars mapped on a RR must accept that det is a real risk when using the car in the real world. FACT!
what do you know about it? you're wrong if the airflow and temperature is good, danny says so

Originally Posted by 750hp escos
As for cooling etc iv already said the inlet temps and ambient temps were good so no concern there either..

The fan in the dyno cell was always good and the cool air drawn from outside blown straight in front of the main cooling fan..the cell was always good for that especially when in horsham...
that's alright then, no worries about temperature on that dyno then. oh hang on...

Originally Posted by Moonstone Steve.
From what I can gather excess heat can cause it, maybe its time to bring out a quote from Luke whilst he was mapping it and before he gave it his last blast on the rollers he said" I better let it cool down for a bit as its getting fucking hot" which he did and had a fag and cuppa then proceeded.

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apparentley they have tiny penis's so unless you are equally attired you should be fine lol
just as well im hung like a donkey then.
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Originally Posted by foreigneRS
it's funny, back on page 14 some clever bloke said



and what do they look like? confirmed det. what a surprise



what do you know about it? you're wrong if the airflow and temperature is good, danny says so



that's alright then, no worries about temperature on that dyno then. oh hang on...
trust you to ruin a good tale with something as trivial as "facts"
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did you know you can take a horse to water but you cant make it drink
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Old Aug 11, 2012 | 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbosystems
did you know you can take a horse to water but you cant make it drink
yes you can. hold its head under water long enough and itll drink it.
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Originally Posted by Turbosystems
I'll post the pics of the other two pistons when me manage to get them out of the block
we're going to need a bigger hammer
perhaps you could borrow the spade that danny has dug himself into this hole with, the force is strong in that one
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