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Old 24-11-2010, 12:12 PM
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Franco, what are u doin over here i thought you said it was for homo's only? Opps just answered own question

Dave sorry to here about the crash, i thought you could drive, but alas looks like you are deffo in the Mike R camp in more ways than one!
Old 24-11-2010, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Paddy
I'm not sure on the link between the quote and the reply but nonetheless, that's top news!

Leave drawing pins on the floor by the door, so that the next wheeled warrior that goes in is stranded, surrounded by eau-de-Franco with a puncture.

Although they're wiley little fuckers and always looking at the floor for obstacles so may see the trap. Possibly print out Coldo's fat pic A3 and stick it to the ceiling so they're looking up?

I genuinely have nothing better to do today than think of ways to trap disabled people.
Paddy, it was in respect to me looking like a spastic!

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Old 24-11-2010, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Ima Racing
Franco, what are u doin over here i thought you said it was for homo's only? Opps just answered own question

Dave sorry to here about the crash, i thought you could drive, but alas looks like you are deffo in the Mike R camp in more ways than one!
NEVER shit on you're own doorstep Phil, you should know that!
Old 24-11-2010, 12:22 PM
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Paddy, once you have trapped them, do you just let them go like fish? Or do you have a use for them?
Old 24-11-2010, 12:39 PM
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excellent least you did it properly i hit a pot hole at 50 an the 18in alloy slammed the arch on my mint saph 2k for a new wing with respray :'(
Old 24-11-2010, 12:43 PM
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I crashed a KA once. Welcome to the club dave
Old 24-11-2010, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Franco
NEVER shit on you're own doorstep Phil, you should know that!
Jay,
Don't worry, not wanting people to miss out on these pictures of you..... !
Old 24-11-2010, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Can chip's stalkers/haters/boyfriends pls fuck off! This thread & its humour needs to be preserved!
Do this then...



Saves having to read their slavering responses!
Old 24-11-2010, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Jay,
Don't worry, not wanting people to miss out on these pictures of you..... !
Massive wanger!!!!!!
Old 24-11-2010, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Franco
Massive wanger!!!!!!
I have indeed !
Old 24-11-2010, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
I have indeed !
Your cock/pubes must tickle your top lip Mike.
Old 24-11-2010, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Your cock/pubes must tickle your top lip Mike.
The pair of plums hanging over his eyes cause worse issues Dave!
Old 24-11-2010, 02:33 PM
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i guess rainbum must be quite a good driver to do what he does with a pair of bollocks swiging in his field of view and the odd pube poking him in the eye


maybe its just the car!!
Old 24-11-2010, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip
Paddy, once you have trapped them, do you just let them go like fish? Or do you have a use for them?
Ive yet to test any of the ideas but I was thinking of leaving them to rot as a warning to others of their kind?

Mind you, someone suggested nailing a dead squirrel on the fence to stop his mates coming in and THAT didn't work.
Old 24-11-2010, 03:01 PM
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Old 24-11-2010, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Paddy
You appear to have rounded up the entire collection of the "there but for the grace of god" club, into a single thread. Top work.


OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!



Originally Posted by Paddy

This ain't the same dude who was on the childs toy, surely? The other fella looked younger!
Old 24-11-2010, 03:04 PM
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Nope, that's his older, slightly portly brother!
Old 24-11-2010, 03:14 PM
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I think you've got a lovely figure!

But your hair is fucking gay.

Old 24-11-2010, 04:01 PM
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Its worse now!

Old 24-11-2010, 04:05 PM
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Thank fuck! I was jealous because I went bald at 20.

Has yours started slowly slipping down your back yet? Mine will be long enough for a comb-over soon.
Old 24-11-2010, 04:21 PM
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When it gets over 1/2 long Paddy, I break out the shaver!!!!

And if you look closely at my evil twin, you will note that while the hair on his head maybe 'doing one', the rest of him seems to be flourishing!

You do the fucking math!
Old 24-11-2010, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Franco
Funny you say that, Tracy likes me wearing them?!

Not to everyones taste i suppose
im sure she does.she knows you look a cunt in them lol
Old 24-11-2010, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by warrenpenalver
i guess rainbum must be quite a good driver to do what he does with a pair of bollocks swiging in his field of view and the odd pube poking him in the eye


maybe its just the car!!
obviously not an issue.look at jase,he is covered in hair and looks like a yeti but still manages to drive
Old 24-11-2010, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Franco
Paddy, it was in respect to me looking like a spastic!
Just looking like?
Old 24-11-2010, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Franco
NEVER shit on you're own doorstep Phil, you should know that!
Old 24-11-2010, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
Wrong thread you overzealous tit!
Old 24-11-2010, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Mal.
Wrong thread you overzealous tit!

How do you know I'm in the wrong thread? MONGFISH!
Old 24-11-2010, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
How do you know I'm in the wrong thread? MONGFISH!
You pulled the poor bewildered idiot up on his spelling, and it wasn't in the spelling club thread! And 'mongfish' isn't a real fucking word you old Dave wannabe!
Old 24-11-2010, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Mal.
You pulled the poor bewildered idiot up on his spelling, and it wasn't in the spelling club thread! And 'mongfish' isn't a real fucking word you old Dave wannabe!

You BELM.

You GOM.

You HOM.

You SPACCA.

You LORD.

Old 24-11-2010, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Franco
When it gets over 1/2 long Paddy, I break out the shaver!!!!
Is it gay to get your back waxed every 6 weeks?
Old 24-11-2010, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
You BELM.

You GOM.

You HOM.

You SPACCA.

You LORD.





Idiot!!
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