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Old 22-11-2010, 08:40 PM
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Default DaveEscos crashed his car!

Dave was trying to outmanoevre a Domino's pizza delivery moped earlier and had a racing incident in his highly tuned Ford Ka! He's ok bless him.

Old 22-11-2010, 08:42 PM
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that will polish out lol
Old 22-11-2010, 08:43 PM
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It's true folks. Mr Big Man owns a Ford KA.

What a homo!
Old 22-11-2010, 08:44 PM
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Gutted.
Old 22-11-2010, 08:45 PM
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The fag!
Old 22-11-2010, 08:46 PM
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shame there`s no tags as there would have been some classic 1`s from all the spinless cunts lol....
Old 22-11-2010, 08:52 PM
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looks like he's trying to get the tiger stripe's that some pepole put on there fords lol
Old 22-11-2010, 08:55 PM
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Too busy correcting peoples spelling rather than looking where he was going
Old 22-11-2010, 09:00 PM
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Pahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabababa
Old 22-11-2010, 09:03 PM
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The Dave Escos???

last i knew he was driving the M3
Old 22-11-2010, 09:04 PM
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Handled well till the ditch jumped out! the cunt!

Anyone got a KA / Fiesta for sale?

Px an M3 and an Audi A3 ??
Old 22-11-2010, 09:07 PM
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Old 22-11-2010, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Kelv
The Dave Escos???

last i knew he was driving the M3
I still am, don't worry Kelv... it's in the pic to the left! Luckily I didn't prang that! Or I wouldn't be so jovial!
Old 22-11-2010, 09:10 PM
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bit of t-cut and it'll look like new

glad your ok dave, damage doesnt look too bad.
Old 22-11-2010, 09:12 PM
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fuckinhell dave, of all things, a ka!

you total cunt
Old 22-11-2010, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Fudgey
fuckinhell dave, of all things, a ka!

you total cunt
So you'd rather I pranged the Beemer... Nice, thanks mate, you cunt!
Old 22-11-2010, 09:17 PM
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Perhaps you should fix your skull cap more firmly... that way it won't slip over your eyes and cause you to crash
Old 22-11-2010, 09:19 PM
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Westy, I know where you live. I'm going to get the local farm to fill the car with horse shit and drop it off in front of your council flat!
Old 22-11-2010, 09:20 PM
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Pahahahahahaha
Old 22-11-2010, 09:27 PM
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Shame no tags for a thread like this * Dave FailCos * etc etc
Old 22-11-2010, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
So you'd rather I pranged the Beemer... Nice, thanks mate, you cunt!
no, I wasn't saying that. I was getting at the fact you were driving a womans car in the first place, that had it been anyone else, you would be the first to pipe up and call them a mong etc!

still, if you had of binned the m3, you would have crashed in style lol
Old 22-11-2010, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Fudgey
no, I wasn't saying that. I was getting at the fact you were driving a womans car in the first place, that had it been anyone else, you would be the first to pipe up and call them a mong etc!

still, if you had of binned the m3, you would have crashed in style lol
Still over a grand out of pocket! That was an 05 plate ka. Was a go kart round the lanes at 5am!
Old 22-11-2010, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by NORTH YORKS RS SPARES
Too busy correcting peoples spelling rather than looking where he was going
+1
Old 22-11-2010, 10:03 PM
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Is it a sport KA? Looks imperial blue?
Old 22-11-2010, 10:03 PM
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obviously, hence sticking it in a ditch LOL

I learnt to drive in a ka, they do handle fairly well.
Old 22-11-2010, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Was a go kart round the lanes at 5am!
So what you are saying, is that it was a great handling idiot proof car that only a total fucking mong could crash?
Old 22-11-2010, 10:31 PM
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I remeber Dave being at a Kent RS meet in a black KA, he drove like a cunt then
Old 22-11-2010, 10:34 PM
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dave is that you in your avatar? if so you look like that dude out of the first XXX hamburg or what ever his name was
Old 22-11-2010, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip
Shame no tags for a thread like this * Dave FailCos * etc etc

What?

You were one of the babies who agreed with the tags being removed and tried and failed to justify to me, why they were removed you hypocrite

Now all of a sudden it's a shame there is none?

Having said that, if yours were as shite as the one above, were not missing out on much
Old 22-11-2010, 10:50 PM
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Old 22-11-2010, 10:51 PM
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KAn't drive won't drive
Old 22-11-2010, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by wrcjuha
What?

You were one of the babies who agreed with the tags being removed and tried and failed to justify to me, why they were removed you hypocrite

Now all of a sudden it's a shame there is none?
I said I understood the reasons why they were removed, I didnt say I felt they were never of humourous value. No hypocracy involved at all, this is one of the threads that has suffered for the greater good essentially, but in the context of this thread, that is still a shame.
Old 22-11-2010, 11:32 PM
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Fix it and do an engine conversion on the cheap
Old 22-11-2010, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Hobomassiv
Fix it and do an engine conversion on the cheap
dave do ANYTHING on the cheap !!!
Old 23-11-2010, 12:06 AM
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Them ka's are rapid. Pmsl.

Better that than the M3 though.
Old 23-11-2010, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip
I said I understood the reasons why they were removed, I didnt say I felt they were never of humourous value. No hypocracy involved at all, this is one of the threads that has suffered for the greater good essentially, but in the context of this thread, that is still a shame.
Wrong as usual Chip

You were crying to me, trying and failing to justify their removal.

I understand the 'reason' why they were removed and it wasn't for the reasons you were making out.

Stu threw his toys out at being questioned over the use of naming and shaming a tag poster, by using the origin of the tag, in his argument against a PF member. Which I still believe was childish and an abuse of his authority. You then spent a personal tirade licking arse and trying to defend his decision and trying to argue and complain about me raising the issue

You know it and I know it, your 'bullshit' may work with young girls Chip,

But not with me

The sooner you learn that other peoples opinions are valid at times, and your not always right, the better you will come across.

But as you have said before, the majority of us PF users are stupid and you don't care how your perceived anyway.

That being the 'case.'

I will continue to be on yours

Old 23-11-2010, 01:44 AM
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only poofters drive ka's
Old 23-11-2010, 05:06 AM
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Or dear not to worry.
Old 23-11-2010, 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted by RWD_cossie_wil
KAn't drive won't drive
That's a belter!
Old 23-11-2010, 06:20 AM
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I agree with you Dave, those little Ka's do handle well - my mum had 2 on the trot and whilst they weren't quick I used to love throwing them about a bit.

As said, better you binned that than the M3 but I bet the missus ain't pleased with you her car by any chance ?


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