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Old 23-11-2010, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by andy escos
ha ha between the grammer thread the rs500 ebay thread & this thread its made me laugh all week keep them coming .

The what?! How did I miss that?

Link please!
Old 23-11-2010, 06:10 PM
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Keep up Choppy!! https://passionford.com/forum/genera...eople-lie.html
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Originally Posted by Mal.

That thread sucks balls. Fair do's giving the boy shit but it's not one of the best theads this week!
Old 23-11-2010, 06:20 PM
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RS500 thread is shit. This and the spelling thread rock! The Lambflop scandal is quite amusing too and I dropped a corker of a line in the Collins/turbansystems one!

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Old 23-11-2010, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by wrcjuha

I can't see how two posts from me have ruined peoples fun
because your a boring unentertaining mardy cunt?

its the internet, not real life - so get over it!

but in reality I don't know who is the biggest cunt out of dave and franco. I've only met fraco in person, id have to say him
Old 23-11-2010, 06:27 PM
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You're just an attention whore Dave!
Old 23-11-2010, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
RS500 thread is shit. This and the spelling thread rock! The Lambflop scandal is quite amusing too and I dropped a corker of a line in the Collins/turbansystems one!

Agree. Agree. CUNT. I best have a nosey.
Old 23-11-2010, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Fudgey
because your a boring unentertaining mardy cunt?

its the internet, not real life - so get over it!

but in reality I don't know who is the biggest cunt out of dave and franco. I've only met fraco in person, id have to say him
If it's just the internet and not real life, why are you bothered then?

Get over it !

If I bore you and don't entertain(which isn't my purpose anyway) Ignore it, very,very, simple concept to grasp

As for 'mardy cunt' is that a description of yourself in 'real life' or just on here ? Or perhaps in the make believe world

If it's the latter, no need to take offense

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Old 23-11-2010, 06:58 PM
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Quality thread so far guys....
Old 23-11-2010, 06:58 PM
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wrcjuha Vs Chip is a large portion of cheese roll... they so need to fuck! You can cut the sexual tension between them with the paper that Chop's AIDS diagnosis was written on!
Old 23-11-2010, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by wrcjuha
If it's just the internet and not real life, why are you bothered then?

Get over it !

If I bore you and don't entertain(which isn't my purpose anyway) Ignore it, very,very, simple concept to grasp

As for 'mardy cunt' is that a description of yourself in 'real life' or just on here ? Or perhaps in the make believe world

If it's the latter, no need to take offense


yawn...

why o some people turn a 3 word reply into an essay?
Old 23-11-2010, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
wrcjuha Vs Chip is a large portion of cheese roll... they so need to fuck! You can cut the sexual tension between them with the paper that Chop's AIDS diagnosis was written on!

I'd liken it to Haye v Harrison, with Chip naturally being the latter. He had already lost the fight, before he tried picking on me.

Don't talk shit and try to put someone down for reasons only known to Chip. If, when it comes to it, you can't.

You can't win a fight with bullshit, 'Audrey Harrison' found that out, as did Chip

Besides, as for sexual tension. I am not Chip's type. The last time I checked I wasn't a young schoolgirl

*Sorry to highjack the thread about your driving fella, I hope the people's pizza delivery wasn't affected by your poor driving
Old 23-11-2010, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
wrcjuha Vs Chip is a large portion of cheese roll... they so need to fuck! You can cut the sexual tension between them with the paper that Chop's AIDS diagnosis was written on!
Entirely one sided mate, no interest in him at all, in fact have him on ignore now TBH so he'll have to find someone else to play with I guess.
Old 23-11-2010, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Fudgey
yawn...

why o some people turn a 3 word reply into an essay?

Nature of question
Old 23-11-2010, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip
Entirely one sided mate, no interest in him at all, in fact have him on ignore now TBH so he'll have to find someone else to play with I guess.
'No interest in him at all' So much so, your STILL talking about me

Funny that comment, from a guy with no interest?

Anyway, with regards to it being 'entirely one sided' I guess the fact you started name calling and then ran off like a child, speaks volumes for who's side the winner lies on.

I know you will be viewing this annonymously, just like you viewed my profile page in the same manner

Come back Chip, I'll forgive your mistakes. It's only the 'internet' afterall, not 'real life'
Old 23-11-2010, 07:48 PM
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wrcjuha, have you ever had sex?
Old 23-11-2010, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Mal.
wrcjuha, have you ever had sex?
Yes pal, more times than I can remember, like most on here I would imagine.

Unless there is something your trying to tell us?

The only difference between me and Chip. I like to go for girls my age or older
Old 23-11-2010, 07:55 PM
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Mum doesn't count btw!
Old 23-11-2010, 07:56 PM
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Not to drag this back on track, but Dave "Epic Fail" did crash his Cossie too. I think he's just a bit too "heavy" footed, or he drives like he fucks, as fast and hard as possible for all of 2 mins and Franco has possibly the worst taste in shoes to date.
Old 23-11-2010, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by DanRSturbo
Not to drag this back on track, but Dave "Epic Fail" did crash his Cossie too. I think he's just a bit too "heavy" footed, or he drives like he fucks, as fast and hard as possible for all of 2 mins and Franco has possibly the worst taste in shoes to date.
Oh yeah... Bedford

Thanks Dan you cunt, open old wounds!
Old 23-11-2010, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Mum doesn't count btw!
I sincerely hope your not speaking from your own experience there?

However judging by that pink shirt and man boobs you were displaying in that pic, she still dresses and feeds you

*No beef with you or anyone else (apart from Chipocrite) but you did ask.

Besides, if your that bothered about trying to have a go, why not pick fault with my shite spelling and grammar. I have heard your quite good/obessed with doing that
Old 23-11-2010, 08:07 PM
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banned, crashing... what a tool you are Dave. Too busy eating your kosher food at the wheel.. JEW BOY!
Old 23-11-2010, 08:09 PM
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This isn't the thread for spelling and grammar pick ups mate. And my mum stopped feeding me 5 years ago thank god!
Old 23-11-2010, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by wrcjuha
Yes pal, more times than I can remember, like most on here I would imagine.
I'm just trying to figure out why you devote so much time to Chip. If you're sexually active and have any sort of interests off this forum then I can't see any obvious underlying mental issues. Just start a new thread, call it 'F.A.O Chip' and have it out with him, instead of going on and on and on and on in threads of a humorous nature where people aren't interested in your point.


Originally Posted by DanRSturbo
Not to drag this back on track, but Dave "Epic Fail" did crash his Cossie too. I think he's just a bit too "heavy" footed, or he drives like he fucks, as fast and hard as possible for all of 2 mins


Pics!!
Old 23-11-2010, 08:30 PM
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Your mum is pretty fit though Dave! I wouldn't climb over her to get to you.

Dan - my status on the PS network sums you up!
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Originally Posted by Franco
Your mum is pretty fit though Dave! I wouldn't climb over her to get to you.
PICS!! That would deffo wind him up!
Old 23-11-2010, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Mal.
PICS!! That would deffo wind him up!
Not at all... she's a cunt!
Old 23-11-2010, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Not at all... she's a cunt!


Pics?
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Originally Posted by Mal.
PICS!! That would deffo wind him up!
Anyway, fuck off, we're only interested in the mechanic (cuntchop) not the oily rag (YOU)

Saying that, he's probably chasing the natives in 'da congo'
Old 23-11-2010, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Franco
Anyway, fuck off, we're only interested in the mechanic (cuntchop) not the oily rag (YOU)

Saying that, he's probably chasing the natives in 'da congo'
He likes his Congolese bum boys!

I take it you're still upset over my Chip comparison...
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I've been called names before



Nothing that fucking bad mind!
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Originally Posted by Franco
Anyway, fuck off, we're only interested in the mechanic (cuntchop) not the oily rag (YOU)
That's funny.

Originally Posted by Franco
Saying that, he's probably chasing the natives in 'da congo'
That isn't.

Originally Posted by Mal.
He likes his Congolese bum boys!

You're asking for a kick in the balls!
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Originally Posted by Franco
I've been called names before



Nothing that fucking bad mind!
Could be worse, I got referred to as looking like a straight franco once
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Rumour has it, that tribes in the Congo didn't fuck monkeys to create AIDS.

They fucked Chop whilst he was over there.

Disease spreading mofo!

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I've laughed so much today I actually hurt! Seriously!!
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Originally Posted by Mal.


I've laughed so much today I actually hurt! Seriously!!

I bet your cock hurts from wanking over the Franco pic. If Franco asks Dave nicely he could take you for a spin in Dave's fancy 2 seater sports Ka.
Old 23-11-2010, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
I bet your cock hurts from wanking over the Franco pic. If Franco asks Dave nicely he could take you for a spin in Dave's fancy 2 seater sports Ka.
The KA that YOU keep trying to buy off me!! Cheap!


STOP PM'ING ME ABOUT IT YOU CUNT! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!



And its sportKa, you wanker!
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pmsl at this thread.proper classic,back to the old days
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Originally Posted by Mal.
I'm just trying to figure out why you devote so much time to Chip. If you're sexually active and have any sort of interests off this forum then I can't see any obvious underlying mental issues. Just start a new thread, call it 'F.A.O Chip' and have it out with him, instead of going on and on and on and on in threads of a humorous nature where people aren't interested in your point.


Because it is Benni??
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Originally Posted by Neil@FastFord
Because it is Benni??
I know Benni is a bit of a pathetic retard and is clearly a bit obsessed with me judging by putting my car in his sig taking the piss out of vw cause they came along after and tried the same thing but never managed to get theres on the road properly etc, but I cant see even him signing up a new name just to abuse me with, that would be a whole new level of sadness even for benni IMHO


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