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Old 23-11-2010, 10:20 PM
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Don't be too surprised Chip, we've all have previous with Phil / Bosch Man / so Passion Ford stalking is not new
Old 23-11-2010, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Mal.
I'm just trying to figure out why you devote so much time to Chip. If you're sexually active and have any sort of interests off this forum then I can't see any obvious underlying mental issues. Just start a new thread, call it 'F.A.O Chip' and have it out with him, instead of going on and on and on and on in threads of a humorous nature where people aren't interested in your point.






Pics!!
On a scale of time, hours in a day, days in a week and so on and on and on and on and on and on and on etc etc

I haven't actually devoted that much of my time to Chipocrite.

As regards to starting a thread F.A.O. Chip, well that would be a bit of a no-brainer wouldn't it Mal He's already said know that he's taken his ball home and left all his toys on the floor, he's going to ignore me. So starting a thread, aimed at him, by me. Is not really the best idea or advice you have ever given

And finally, if you and others are not interested in my point. A good start would be to either ignore me, or in your case Mal. Posting a question to me, is not the best way to get me to not reply

Hardly rocket science is it
Old 23-11-2010, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Neil@FastFord
Because it is Benni??
I'm not Benni mate, but if he has worked out Chip's a cock, then he's alright by me
Old 23-11-2010, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip
I know Benni is a bit of a pathetic retard and is clearly a bit obsessed with me judging by putting my car in his sig taking the piss out of vw cause they came along after and tried the same thing but never managed to get theres on the road properly etc, but I cant see even him signing up a new name just to abuse me with, that would be a whole new level of sadness even for benni IMHO
Don't be so wet you big girl, it's not abuse

Besides you have said many a time you don't care what people think of you as it's only the internet, so why start crying now?

If you can't take it, don't dish it out. Very,very simple Chipocrite.
Old 23-11-2010, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip
Oops, forgot about Benni (easily done ), correction, I have TWO for sale
Why are you talking about me in a thread irrelevant to both of us?

Benni.
Old 23-11-2010, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
Why are you talking about me in a thread irrelevant to both of us?

Benni.
Because he like's to 'stalk' people
Old 23-11-2010, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by wrcjuha
Because he like's to 'stalk' people
He says I stalk him, yet while I am out visiting family, he's back here on the internet talking about me.

Benni.
Old 23-11-2010, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
He says I stalk him, yet while I am out visiting family, he's back here on the internet talking about me.

Benni.
Serious question Benni

Chip said you had a pic of his car in your sig and just noticed you have what's the story with that??
Old 23-11-2010, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
He says I stalk him, yet while I am out visiting family, he's back here on the internet talking about me.

Benni.
Well I don't call him Chipocrite for nothing. Looks like he's upset more than just me on here. The only problem is, I give as good as I get back, he's now put me on his 'ignore' list.

A result,comprehensive victory and admission of defeat by Chipocrite if ever I saw one. I also take it as his way of saying sorry too.

Maybe the fact we are on here at the same time, will stop the conspiracy theorists claiming we are one person. I don't know you, as you well know.

However, I best leave it there fella, as people will start getting upset, before I take any more of the 'humour' out of this side splitting thread.

No doubt Chipocrite will continue to talk about us both, he seems a bitter man. However IMO, he brings it on himself. Dish shit out, expect a serving or two back.
Old 23-11-2010, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Not really a fail... great tits and a fanny like a paper cut!
Fucking excellent!!! Never heard that one before - must try to remember it.
Originally Posted by Mal.
The chunky fella on the childs toy that looks like a younger version of Chip. Who is he?
So are you actually saying that Chip looks like a child's toy?
Originally Posted by Mal.
wrcjuha, have you ever had sex?
Originally Posted by wrcjuha
Yes pal, more times than I can remember, like most on here I would imagine.

Unless there is something your trying to tell us?

The only difference between me and Chip. I like to go for girls my age or older
"Single handed" doesn't count if you catch my drift.
Old 23-11-2010, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by STAFFY OWNER
Fucking excellent!!! Never heard that one before - must try to remember it.

So are you actually saying that Chip looks like a child's toy?



"Single handed" doesn't count if you catch my drift.


I catch your drift and no fella, not much need for the 'single handed' method anymore, just on the odd occasion, when I'm in the bad books

Mal might be in that boat though, as he's not answered me yet
Old 24-11-2010, 06:25 AM
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Can chip's stalkers/haters/boyfriends pls fuck off! This thread & its humour needs to be preserved!

Last edited by DaveEscos; 24-11-2010 at 06:27 AM.
Old 24-11-2010, 06:39 AM
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You appear to have rounded up the entire collection of the "there but for the grace of god" club, into a single thread. Top work.

Old 24-11-2010, 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Paddy
You appear to have rounded up the entire collection of the "there but for the grace of god" club, into a single thread. Top work.


JESUS FUCK.

That's Franco at the back right and Coldo at the front!!!!!!! The Franco one looks like the spacca face on the pic where Dave added 2 cocks into his hands!
Old 24-11-2010, 07:02 AM
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Lordy fuck

I had to do a quick search to find a pic of Franco for verification and that is uncanny
Old 24-11-2010, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Lordy fuck

I had to do a quick search to find a pic of Franco for verification and that is uncanny

Paddy that is THE best picture find EVER!

Get the pic up here of Franco and we need one of the old Coldo. I'll grab that.
Old 24-11-2010, 07:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Paddy
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Old 24-11-2010, 07:16 AM
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Shit, Coldo was a proper porker! Fair play to him for losing it all
Old 24-11-2010, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Can chip's stalkers/haters/boyfriends pls fuck off! This thread & its humour needs to be preserved!
Old 24-11-2010, 07:23 AM
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Paddy did you find the one with Franco with a cock in each hand? I'm going to find it.
Old 24-11-2010, 07:24 AM
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Fuck it! can't view photobucket at work and an iPhone is shit in these instances!
Old 24-11-2010, 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Benni
Why are you talking about me in a thread irrelevant to both of us?

Benni.
Just because someone else specifically asked me about you mate, as per above, Id actually forgotten all about you as you've not rattled your cage for a while.
Old 24-11-2010, 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
Paddy did you find the one with Franco with a cock in each hand? I'm going to find it.
I made that!!

Look at you two! You're like little gay fucking squirrells rounding up this seasons nuts!
Old 24-11-2010, 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Shit, Coldo was a proper porker! Fair play to him for losing it all
Yeah, he's done fucking well!
Old 24-11-2010, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Fuck it! can't view photobucket at work and an iPhone is shit in these instances!
You NEED someone to email you the pic. It's Franco, Coldo and their friends at the swimming pool.

Originally Posted by DaveEscos
I made that!!

Look at you two! You're like little gay fucking squirrells rounding up this seasons nuts!

We need the pic. Where can i find it? Which post?
Old 24-11-2010, 07:29 AM
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email it to me then you cunt!
Old 24-11-2010, 07:31 AM
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Hahahahah just found the oddkid picture that I did!
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Will i send on FB? or which email?
Old 24-11-2010, 07:35 AM
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Sent you my address.

OK, I cant see photobucket but I have the links... they should work!



Old 24-11-2010, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by wrcjuha
I'm not Benni mate, but if he has worked out Chip's a cock, then he's alright by me

Well everyone else on this thread thinks you’re a cock! This is yet another thread you’ve wrecked by your banging on. Just fuck off. No one is interested in your obsession with chip. We are all trying to read this thread about DaveEscos until you starting banging on with the same tune!
If it really bothers you that much start you own thread that we can all ignore and carry on reading what we want to read! It’s pathetic and very boring. This thread was a total laugh until you started typing!
Old 24-11-2010, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Paddy
What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old 24-11-2010, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Fuck it! can't view photobucket at work and an iPhone is shit in these instances!
Photobucket app you absolute jubby, fish smelling cunt!
Old 24-11-2010, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Franco
Photobucket app you absolute jubby, fish smelling cunt!
Good call, works brilliantly
Old 24-11-2010, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Franco
Photobucket app you absolute jubby, fish smelling cunt!
Yeah yeah yeah!

Oh, remind me what iPhone you have again?

PIKEY!

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Old 24-11-2010, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Yeah yeah yeah!

Oh, remind me what iPhone you have again?

PIKEY!
One with the Photobucket App?

Old 24-11-2010, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
JESUS FUCK.

That's Franco at the back right and Coldo at the front!!!!!!! The Franco one looks like the spacca face on the pic where Dave added 2 cocks into his hands!

i think you are wrong there mate. that must be his slightly better looking and far less hairy twin brother.

and jase,seriously man!wtf is with them shorts? they should be banned over here. as well as you being half naked
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Originally Posted by Bullett
i think you are wrong there mate. that must be his slightly better looking and far less hairy twin brother.

and jase,seriously man!wtf is with them shorts? they should be banned over here. as well as you being half naked
Funny you say that, Tracy likes me wearing them?!

Not to everyones taste i suppose
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Lordy fuck

I had to do a quick search to find a pic of Franco for verification and that is uncanny
Thank goodness!

I just had a monster dump in the disabled toilets at work.
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Originally Posted by Franco
I just had a monster dump in the disabled toilets at work.
I'm not sure on the link between the quote and the reply but nonetheless, that's top news!

Leave drawing pins on the floor by the door, so that the next wheeled warrior that goes in is stranded, surrounded by eau-de-Franco with a puncture.

Although they're wiley little fuckers and always looking at the floor for obstacles so may see the trap. Possibly print out Coldo's fat pic A3 and stick it to the ceiling so they're looking up?

I genuinely have nothing better to do today than think of ways to trap disabled people.


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