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Old 23-11-2010, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Not really a fail... great tits and a fanny like a paper cut!
And her nipper calling your Daddy wasn't?
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Not really a fail... great tits and a fanny like a paper cut!
You mean it wouldn't stop bleeding?
Old 23-11-2010, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
You mean it wouldn't stop bleeding?
She wasnt that old Mike!
Old 23-11-2010, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
You mean it wouldn't stop bleeding?
That's what you have to put up with Mike, when you have a cock as large as I do. No fanny in the world can accommodate it without a little collateral damage!

You would NEVER know of course!
Old 23-11-2010, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
That's what you have to put up with Mike, when you have a cock as large as I do. No fanny in the world can accommodate it without a little collateral damage!

You would NEVER know of course!
Touché Mike!
Old 23-11-2010, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
You mean it wouldn't stop bleeding?
and just to prove how shit you are again... paper cuts rarely bleed. And if they do, it's not for very long at all!

So, I repeat...


YOU'RE SHIT!!!

Old 23-11-2010, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
That's what you have to put up with Mike, when you have a cock as large as I do. No fanny in the world can accommodate it without a little collateral damage!

You would NEVER know of course!

I agree, you're a VERY large cock .
Old 23-11-2010, 01:59 PM
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Genuinely laughing here at you three queens bitching!
Old 23-11-2010, 02:05 PM
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If anyone has ever wondered what it would be like if Julian Clarey, Dale Winton and Graham Norton were to have a fight, they need wonder no more.
Old 23-11-2010, 02:09 PM
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Old 23-11-2010, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Franco
Thunder thighs!
Old 23-11-2010, 02:26 PM
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Who's the chunky one?
Old 23-11-2010, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Mal.
Who's the chunky one?
Excuse me?!
Old 23-11-2010, 02:31 PM
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This is where Dave and Jay studied together
Old 23-11-2010, 02:32 PM
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The Armagh Windscreen Centre?
Old 23-11-2010, 02:33 PM
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Monaghan?
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Originally Posted by Franco
Excuse me?!
The chunky fella on the childs toy that looks like a younger version of Chip. Who is he?
Old 23-11-2010, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Mal.
The chunky fella on the childs toy that looks like a younger version of Chip. Who is he?
Sorry, I cannot see anybody of that description on this thread (YOU CUNT!).
Old 23-11-2010, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Mal.
The chunky fella on the childs toy that looks like a younger version of Chip. Who is he?

You know how to properly insult someone .
Old 23-11-2010, 02:43 PM
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Old 23-11-2010, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
You know how to properly insult someone .
I knew you'd be able to sniff out A COCK!
Old 23-11-2010, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Mal.
The chunky fella on the childs toy that looks like a younger version of Chip. Who is he?
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Old 23-11-2010, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Franco
I knew you'd be able to sniff out A COCK!
A big one at that!
Old 23-11-2010, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by NORTH YORKS RS SPARES
I may be a fild, But a flid that can fucking drive
A fild or a flid?

Originally Posted by Mal.
The chunky fella on the childs toy that looks like a younger version of Chip. Who is he?

HAHAHAHA!

Mal., you're learning the ways of the 'internet-put-down'.
Old 23-11-2010, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Mal.
A big one at that!
You said it!

Originally Posted by DanCossie
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Oh look, another who comes running at the mention of cocks!
Old 23-11-2010, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
HAHAHAHA!

Mal., you're learning the ways of the 'internet-put-down'.
I was taught well by the old wise one! (That's you BTW.)
Old 23-11-2010, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Mal.
I was taught well by the old wise one! (That's you BTW.)

Thanks... I think.

As for the bold, what was the outcome of the capital letter and punctuation within a bracket? I honestly don't know. Dave has moved the goal posts too many times.
Old 23-11-2010, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
Thanks... I think.

As for the bold, what was the outcome of the capital letter and punctuation within a bracket? I honestly don't know. Dave has moved the goal posts too many times.
It was decided that capitalisation and punctuation within a bracket is grammatically correct. Although starting a sentence with a conjunction, whether in brackets or not, is still a bone of contention!
Old 23-11-2010, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Mal.
Although starting a sentence with a conjunction, whether in brackets or not, is still a bone of contention!
There ain't no bone! It's perfectly acceptable!
Old 23-11-2010, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by DanW@FastFord
There ain't no bone! It's perfectly acceptable!
I actually agree with you don't forget!
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Stunning looking fella I thought
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Old 23-11-2010, 04:12 PM
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ha ha between the grammer thread the rs500 ebay thread & this thread its made me laugh all week keep them coming .
Old 23-11-2010, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
And this ka was rapido around country lanes! It's a 1.6i so probably faster than most series 2's!
I dont doubt that mate
Old 23-11-2010, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip
Must have mistaken me for someone else, as nothing you are saying is even vaguely related to anything I actaully said.

I gave you some details about why tags being misused was counter productive from an SEO point of view, and the point of view of IB needing to keep away from anonymous abuse on a forum where anonymous posting isnt permitted, nothing more than that. The rest is all just stuff you seem to have imagined.
Oh, but that's where your WRONG (as usual with me Chip)

People can go and look at the related threads for themselves, to see your contradicting comments.

At the end of the day, like it or not. YOU approached me first, to have one of your usual rants about why your were right and I was wrong. But as it turns out, you actually made more than a few inaccurate comments towards me. So tbh, you needed putting right. Afterall, you appear to be quite keen on putting people in there place, so I was only doing what you do to others

Your obviously rattled or you wouldn't be crying like a baby and calling me names

I thought nothing on here bothered you? I thought we are mostly idiots on here, so why is someone of your 'stature' getting your knickers in a twist?

After all, you could just follow your own advice you have dished out before and select the 'ignore' (hide from the truth/coward option)

I suppose I am a bit like you though. When someone is wrong and they challenge my comments in an inappropiate manner as you did. I will pursue you all the way until I am proved right.

You however already appear a broken mess, as your already resorting to name calling and trying to claim I am a stalker

As said before, if nothing on here actually bothers you, why are you still replying to an argument you have already lost and will never win

Face facts Chip, you lost son. Your not the only voice on here when relating to General Discussion.

However in a technical thread about 'TDC' for example, you would win hands down with me, as I will freely admit, hence I don't get involved. But when it comes to trying to have a 'pop' at me about the removal of tags. You were wrong, that's why we are where we are now.

Once the 'penny drops' and you get a grip of that concept, we may well get along fine. Up to you really Chip, not rocket science is it

*sorry to getting involved on yet another thread, not related to the resident moral high ground mogul Chip

p.s. Iv'e been removed of Ebay Chip, due to your false advertising
Old 23-11-2010, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip
yeah that wrcjuha weirdo does seem to be rather head over heals in love.
if you click the "view posts by this user" on him, there are more posts about or to me than all his other posts combined, he doesnt seem very interested in fords or even cars, just me and tags, and thats pretty much it
'Head over heals in love?'

Only a mother could truly love a face like yours Chip, or maybe a school girls crush

Have you been counting all my posts again Chip?

Sounds like your the stalker Old Bean

I will openly admit, there are a few, but trying to put you right and replying to your bullshit, takes a lot of posts, believe me

If only I could get hold of this multi-quote malarky, I could reduce my posts to you by 50%

I am very interested in cars and particulary Fords, so don't try making out I'm not

It's as I have said a few times, you give me shit for no reason, your going to get plenty back.

Don't start, what you can't finish Chip. Simple really, you do have the common sense to understand that don't you?

I will however settle for a simple apology

Up to you really
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Mate, you are right about one thing, the ignore function, you clearly have NOTHING that will ever interest me to say, your entire life on here seems to be obsessed with tags and conspiracy theories etc, which doesnt interest me at all, so I will indeed follow my own advice and put you on ignore.
Old 23-11-2010, 05:51 PM
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This thread was funny until two posts ago Well done wrcjuha
Old 23-11-2010, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by RWD_cossie_wil
This thread was funny until two posts ago Well done wrcjuha

Sorry pal, but I had to reply to his wrongs.

Just ignore my posts, if it bothers you that much.Fair more things in life to get upset about IMO.

I can't see how two posts from me have ruined anyones fun though

But anyone offended(Apart from Chip) I am sorry.
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Originally Posted by Chip
Mate, you are right about one thing, the ignore function, you clearly have NOTHING that will ever interest me to say, your entire life on here seems to be obsessed with tags and conspiracy theories etc, which doesnt interest me at all, so I will indeed follow my own advice and put you on ignore.
'mate'

I wouldn't call me that tbh. But I am glad the penny has finally dropped and you are finally taking your own advice

The fact that you have bailed out, is enough of a victory/admission of being wrong and apology for me, so cheers Chip

And I am only posting this, as I know you will be back to read it, as you visited my profile page anonymously. When you were 'stalking' me to count all my posts

Now you 'hop along' and go and try to bully someone else, because you won't win with me


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