a blonde, a car and a mattress
31-08-2010, 05:31 PM
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a blonde, a car and a mattress
A Blonde, a Car and a Mattress
A blonde ran over an innerspring mattress on the highway,
and decided not to worry -- and kept on driving.
It caught on the undercarriage of her Ford.
The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough
to tear a hole in the fuel tank.
The subsequent lack of fuel is what finally
brought her vehicle to its knees.
She had managed to drive 30 miles,
with a 60 pound tangle of stuff wrapped around her drive shaft.
She had it towed to her Ford dealership, and complained
that the vehicle had a 'sort of a shimmy'
when she was driving at high speeds.
Below are the photos of what they
found at her Ford Dealership....................
The last photo is by far the best.
"Sort of a shimmy" -- I'll bet it did!
31-08-2010, 05:33 PM
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fuck me.
i thought it was a joke from the title. lol
31-08-2010, 05:35 PM
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FPMSL - That's some super sprung prop that
31-08-2010, 05:36 PM
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only a woman could do this in my honest opinion
31-08-2010, 05:37 PM
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Looks like the wiring loom on me dad's landy.
Dozy bint.
31-08-2010, 05:38 PM
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fuck me.
i thought it was a joke from the title. lol
yea i fort the same lol
01-09-2010, 10:14 AM
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That would take some getting off
01-09-2010, 10:30 AM
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01-09-2010, 10:35 AM
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How's the sierra chip?
01-09-2010, 10:47 AM
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How's the sierra chip?
old and poor handling
01-09-2010, 11:00 AM
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@ the tags.
01-09-2010, 03:01 PM
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i thought it was a joke from the title. lol
same here
01-09-2010, 03:27 PM
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I thought this was a wind up at first
01-09-2010, 05:20 PM
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that woman should not be allowed to drive on our roads if she thought there was nothing wrong with her car.
01-09-2010, 05:38 PM
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01-09-2010, 08:35 PM
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welcome back to 2008
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01-09-2010, 10:23 PM
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i thought it was a joke aswell, i bet theres this same thread on all forums with the ford changed to vauxhall or w/e lol.
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holy crap that is some wierd shit to get under ya car.
02-09-2010, 05:54 AM
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thats crazy lol,had a mate who worked in the garage in halfords,chap came in said his car woud'nt start,had it towed there when they got it up on the ramps they found a bike ripped through the sump,and buried its self in there
02-09-2010, 12:49 PM
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Is it even as recent as that?
02-09-2010, 04:53 PM
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Is it even as recent as that?
probably way older but i knew i'd seen it years ago and done a quick google and results from then popped up at the top so i knew it was at least that old.
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