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Old 12-03-2010, 09:26 AM
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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...ht_1195wt_1167
Old 12-03-2010, 09:35 AM
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pmsl best 1 yet, kinda makes u want to buy the car to meet the bloke lol
Old 12-03-2010, 09:46 AM
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I found this part very amusing:

"The ginger kid cried a bit, arguing tearfully that hide and seek was the only thing he was good at and if he lost his credibility then sure fire hardcore bullying would result. We took no notice."

The questions also raised something of a smile:

Q: hi mate,dont wanna buy your car but can i call on you when i have some sand i want to sell to the arabs as you just seem to know the right words to talk people into buying something they dont really want or need.regards...

A: هتاف ميت. لا تتردد في اعطاء لي مكالمة بأسرع ما كنت على استعداد ، وسأكون سعيدا لإلزام ، Cheers, Olly




Old 12-03-2010, 09:54 AM
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awesome listing look at the questions at the bottom aswell....lol.
Old 12-03-2010, 10:04 AM
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What a legend
Old 12-03-2010, 10:48 AM
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Thats brilliant
Old 12-03-2010, 11:08 AM
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"While he was there, he also undersealed the car with black stuff that looks like it came from Deidre Barlow’s lung."

lol

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Old 12-03-2010, 11:09 AM
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There were other uses. When we built our fence, the little car kept our Blue Circle cement dry. And the little ginger kid down the road became East Cheshire’s hide and seek champion after realising that we never bother to lock it, and the boot became a winning hiding place.

I am fucking crying here...
Old 12-03-2010, 11:13 AM
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Best laugh today so far
Old 12-03-2010, 11:14 AM
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Well funny
Old 12-03-2010, 11:16 AM
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Thats a damn fine listing lol. I actually like that shape Micra, wants builing into some mad sleeper lol
Old 12-03-2010, 11:17 AM
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thats quality im wetting myself.
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PMSL

That is brilliant
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That has to be one of the best ebay listings I've seen
Old 12-03-2010, 01:37 PM
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Old 12-03-2010, 01:49 PM
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Q: Hi. What is the silver paint around the rear arches for? Thanks.

A: It's some really good rust preventer called Rusty Bullet. When I told my wife-to-be that I had been looking at Rusty Bullet on the internet, she confiscated the laptop, called the police, and went to stay with her mother.
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I decided to take it for a test drive, I arranged some life insurance cover, said my goodbyes to my fiancee and the cat, and crept out gingerly onto the main road.
ROFLOL.
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