Mike Brewer lol
09-01-2010, 12:30 PM
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Mike Brewer lol
Just watching some rubbish on the telly, Mike Brewer was going over an S2000. He said, pull out the dipstick, the oil should be a nice golden colour. If it looks dirty or black then the engine will need a costly rebuild'
WTF
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09-01-2010, 12:35 PM
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He's a fucking paedotard with the brains of a turnip. He needs to go to the Money-Saving-Expert! He buys a car for 900. Spends 600 on labour which isn't included in the end price, 300 on bits and sells it on for a 'Cushdey' profit at 1150.
'Remember, when the car is parked by a puddle, this could mean something, check if the car is a convertible and if the roof is down and the interior is a bit moist, get him to knock off a pony, 'cos a new interior won't be cheap, unless you can go the scrappers and there's an as new one, convienently placed on its own way cheaper than anywhere else in the world'.
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'Remember, when the car is parked by a puddle, this could mean something, check if the car is a convertible and if the roof is down and the interior is a bit moist, get him to knock off a pony, 'cos a new interior won't be cheap, unless you can go the scrappers and there's an as new one, convienently placed on its own way cheaper than anywhere else in the world'.
Benni.
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09-01-2010, 12:50 PM
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He's a fucking paedotard with the brains of a turnip. He needs to go to the Money-Saving-Expert! He buys a car for 900. Spends 600 on labour which isn't included in the end price, 300 on bits and sells it on for a 'Cushdey' profit at 1150.
'Remember, when the car is parked by a puddle, this could mean something, check if the car is a convertible and if the roof is down and the interior is a bit moist, get him to knock off a pony, 'cos a new interior won't be cheap, unless you can go the scrappers and there's an as new one, convienently placed on its own way cheaper than anywhere else in the world'.
Benni.
'Remember, when the car is parked by a puddle, this could mean something, check if the car is a convertible and if the roof is down and the interior is a bit moist, get him to knock off a pony, 'cos a new interior won't be cheap, unless you can go the scrappers and there's an as new one, convienently placed on its own way cheaper than anywhere else in the world'.
Benni.
the funniest one is when edd china spent about 3 weeks polishing a set of mr2 wheels with a mop, and then mike turns up with a set he got from the scrappie for 150 quid.....
the look on edds face....priceless.
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He's a fucking paedotard with the brains of a turnip. He needs to go to the Money-Saving-Expert! He buys a car for 900. Spends 600 on labour which isn't included in the end price, 300 on bits and sells it on for a 'Cushdey' profit at 1150.
'Remember, when the car is parked by a puddle, this could mean something, check if the car is a convertible and if the roof is down and the interior is a bit moist, get him to knock off a pony, 'cos a new interior won't be cheap, unless you can go the scrappers and there's an as new one, convienently placed on its own way cheaper than anywhere else in the world'.
Benni.
'Remember, when the car is parked by a puddle, this could mean something, check if the car is a convertible and if the roof is down and the interior is a bit moist, get him to knock off a pony, 'cos a new interior won't be cheap, unless you can go the scrappers and there's an as new one, convienently placed on its own way cheaper than anywhere else in the world'.
Benni.
09-01-2010, 12:58 PM
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He worked in Kwik Fit I reckon'.
The deals are fake, it's so obvious. Mike: 1100?
Seller: No way!
Mike: Come on, it does need windscreen washer fluid.
Seller: No way!
Mike: You fill the screen washer, and we'll call it a bag a sand'.
Seller: Oh go on then... Deal.
He bought one once that was in such a state I think they had to turn it into a buggie.
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09-01-2010, 01:11 PM
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wheeler dealers is still not as bad as chop shop or wrecks to ritches with that anoying little cocney cunt, edd china seems to know his shit
09-01-2010, 01:32 PM
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i love the way they blow panels in with aerosols then claim the cars a minter, as said before buy a motor for 500 quid spend three weeks doin it up then sell it for a nice tidy 600 quid
best one i saw last week he was in an old corvette the camera was panned on him as he "stepped out the back" round an island with " pure 5.7ltr v8 grunt"....he never moved the fuckin steering wheel!!! let alone opp lock....TOSSER
best one i saw last week he was in an old corvette the camera was panned on him as he "stepped out the back" round an island with " pure 5.7ltr v8 grunt"....he never moved the fuckin steering wheel!!! let alone opp lock....TOSSER
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09-01-2010, 01:44 PM
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did anyone see the capri they bought and edd sprayed the front wing with aerosol.
it looked soooo dull that they never showed that wing again.
makes me laught when they dont make a profit, he says " well, we didnt make a profit this time...but thats not what its about. its all about having fun and putting a classic back on the road again!!"
then in the next episode, he makes a "profit" of 100 quid, and then says.."so there you have it...we've put a classic car back on the road, and made a tidy profit along the way..... and thats what it's all about !!"
what a slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!!!!!!!!!!
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pretty obvious they werea ll fake buyers.
did anyone see the capri they bought and edd sprayed the front wing with aerosol.
it looked soooo dull that they never showed that wing again.
makes me laught when they dont make a profit, he says " well, we didnt make a profit this time...but thats not what its about. its all about having fun and putting a classic back on the road again!!"
then in the next episode, he makes a "profit" of 100 quid, and then says.."so there you have it...we've put a classic car back on the road, and made a tidy profit along the way..... and thats what it's all about !!"
what a slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!!!!!!!!!!
did anyone see the capri they bought and edd sprayed the front wing with aerosol.
it looked soooo dull that they never showed that wing again.
makes me laught when they dont make a profit, he says " well, we didnt make a profit this time...but thats not what its about. its all about having fun and putting a classic back on the road again!!"
then in the next episode, he makes a "profit" of 100 quid, and then says.."so there you have it...we've put a classic car back on the road, and made a tidy profit along the way..... and thats what it's all about !!"
what a slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!!!!!!!!!!
So true. I remember that wing. Benni.
09-01-2010, 01:57 PM
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http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show...php?p=29033623
Look at this thread I found lads. All Ed China lovers.
They are furious because someone outed the show and proved it as a fake because of the number plate change.
Benni.
Look at this thread I found lads. All Ed China lovers.
Painting over rust is f'n absurd and Ed would never do that.
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09-01-2010, 02:08 PM
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i like on wheeler dealers they say its had a full restoration..wtf
09-01-2010, 02:18 PM
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qoute from the link on benni's post
"Wheeler dealers is awesome. Its one of the few automotive shows on tv that's worth watching. They have great taste and Ed always does a proper restoration.
And if your in to restoring 20-30 year old cars you can definitely learn a lot from Ed."
twats.
"Wheeler dealers is awesome. Its one of the few automotive shows on tv that's worth watching. They have great taste and Ed always does a proper restoration.
And if your in to restoring 20-30 year old cars you can definitely learn a lot from Ed."
twats.
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qoute from the link on benni's post
"Wheeler dealers is awesome. Its one of the few automotive shows on tv that's worth watching. They have great taste and Ed always does a proper restoration.
And if your in to restoring 20-30 year old cars you can definitely learn a lot from Ed."
twats.
"Wheeler dealers is awesome. Its one of the few automotive shows on tv that's worth watching. They have great taste and Ed always does a proper restoration.
And if your in to restoring 20-30 year old cars you can definitely learn a lot from Ed."
twats.
09-01-2010, 02:20 PM
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qoute from the link on benni's post
"Wheeler dealers is awesome. Its one of the few automotive shows on tv that's worth watching. They have great taste and Ed always does a proper restoration.
And if your in to restoring 20-30 year old cars you can definitely learn a lot from Ed."
twats.
"Wheeler dealers is awesome. Its one of the few automotive shows on tv that's worth watching. They have great taste and Ed always does a proper restoration.
And if your in to restoring 20-30 year old cars you can definitely learn a lot from Ed."
twats.
09-01-2010, 03:03 PM
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That edd china bloke owns a company called cummfybanana, he's the one that makes sofas/beds/desks etc into road legal cars etc, he's fucking minted
http://www.cummfybanana.com/
http://www.cummfybanana.com/
09-01-2010, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
He's a fucking paedotard with the brains of a turnip.
Bahawahhahah, that's comedy gold. All your own material?
09-01-2010, 03:22 PM
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Was always surprised by the way Mike could turn up almost any scrappy or 2ndhand parts shop and find mint parts, until I met up with an old friend who happens to own a shop Mike went to in search of some wheels......
Turned out that Mike actually brought the wheels along with him to the shop and it was all a setup!
Matey had the last laugh though, as Mike was fluffing about in the shop he knocked into some shelving and an alloy wheel feel and hit him on his head
Turned out that Mike actually brought the wheels along with him to the shop and it was all a setup!
Matey had the last laugh though, as Mike was fluffing about in the shop he knocked into some shelving and an alloy wheel feel and hit him on his head
09-01-2010, 04:08 PM
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Stupid thing was him saying look what we've turned our bettle into
I was like WTF you havent done anything to the beetle except sweep it up and plopped into the bin and practically made a new car
What a divvy
09-01-2010, 04:09 PM
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he did buy a car off a mate of mine year's ago was a mk2 fiesta in burgandy,whole car was a complete bag of shit and had more filler in it than metal..........he had been trying to sell it for mounth's,but a blind man could see it was a pile of shit............along comes mike and buy's it and comment's on how mint it is............i pissed myself when it was on the tele............a complete knob.............
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i remember the one with the 635csi he paid something like £1500 for it then bought one for spares for £275 which was better then the first one,but still got thick edd to swap all the interior and wheels what a little fat useless twat he is