Originally Posted by Benni

He's a fucking paedotard with the brains of a turnip. He needs to go to the Money-Saving-Expert! He buys a car for 900. Spends 600 on labour which isn't included in the end price, 300 on bits and sells it on for a 'Cushdey' profit at 1150.

'Remember, when the car is parked by a puddle, this could mean something, check if the car is a convertible and if the roof is down and the interior is a bit moist, get him to knock off a pony, 'cos a new interior won't be cheap, unless you can go the scrappers and there's an as new one, convienently placed on its own way cheaper than anywhere else in the world'.

Benni.