what a fooking pain in the arse of a night
#1
just finding my feet
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what a fooking pain in the arse of a night
ok so i got out to the cossie with the charged battery, fit it, refit breather, fit som pretty hoses, go to petrol station and discover me tyres flat
i then discover the fooking air hose is split so io gotta get petrol and drive on a flat tyre to get the fooker pumped up at another garage
i do that, go to the bank to check me account, i park in a dead end road wiht a parked car there , i go to cash point, check band and the little cardboard gangsters return from kfc to get in there car, 5 wannabe gangster black kids, who think there the man , the driver says move the car , imblocking him so i get into move the car
anyway some fucking drunk prick as im reversing to get out the way and on a main road the fucker bnags on me window as says
" reverse abit more and then no cunt can get past "
i thought what a cunt then i see hes trying to give it the large infront of the 2 birds hes with, i get out the car, go up to him and ask him who the fuck he thinks he is, square up to him and then hes all " calm down, was just a joke bollocks
then the one of the fucking black kids get out the car with all his mate in it trying to give it the largem, i look at him, tell him ti fuck off too and hes like
" what what, fas " all that bollocks, im then thinking i aint got a fucking chance here, get in me car to look for a tool, there all in the fucking cabrio
so all i can do is reverse the car and fucki off
at that fucking point the austrailian wanker with the birds starts to fucking shout for 300 meters away when im in the fucking high street, the kid in the fucking bmw decides to oukk towards me and almost take me bumper off and so i thought fuck it,
let em in front, then i launch the fucking car and head straight for em, undertake and the cut em up, carry on and im home
im in such a fucking pissed off mood and when i see that ramsey street tosser im gonna fucking give a fucking pasting as hes killed my very very very very happy mood i was in
oh good news, after speaking to a few profesionals and tother members of the board about my engine situation i decided to take there advice wiht the knocking noise and done exactly what they told me
check the oil and put some oil in it as ya deffo running low
well knocking sorted out now
was in a good mood too
now i wanna chin someone , greay chill out before bed time
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yeah, well me cossie aint fucked thats the main thing
hes me looking for prices for rebuilds and decided what pistons/specs ect for a new engine
all i need was oil
think ill stick to the push bikes
hes me looking for prices for rebuilds and decided what pistons/specs ect for a new engine
all i need was oil
think ill stick to the push bikes
#5
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Originally Posted by dave cos4x4
a bit pissed off then.
Dave.
i sooooo need to move out of this place
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paist the biggest one then the others will back down as for the aussie you should of kicked him big style in the bollocks then the two birds won,t of been fucked
hahahah
or shoot the fookers
hahahah
or shoot the fookers
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thought what a **** then i see hes trying to give it the large infront of the 2 birds hes with, i get out the car, go up to him and ask him who the fuck he thinks he is, square up to him and then hes all " calm down, was just a joke bollocks
then the one of the fucking black kids get out the car with all his mate in it trying to give it the largem, i look at him, tell him ti fuck off too and hes like
" what what, fas " all that bollocks,
" what what, fas " all that bollocks,
get in me car to look for a tool, there all in the fucking cabrio
absolute ginger chav!
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