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Old 19-12-2004, 11:28 PM
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ok so i got out to the cossie with the charged battery, fit it, refit breather, fit som pretty hoses, go to petrol station and discover me tyres flat


i then discover the fooking air hose is split so io gotta get petrol and drive on a flat tyre to get the fooker pumped up at another garage


i do that, go to the bank to check me account, i park in a dead end road wiht a parked car there , i go to cash point, check band and the little cardboard gangsters return from kfc to get in there car, 5 wannabe gangster black kids, who think there the man , the driver says move the car , imblocking him so i get into move the car


anyway some fucking drunk prick as im reversing to get out the way and on a main road the fucker bnags on me window as says


" reverse abit more and then no cunt can get past "


i thought what a cunt then i see hes trying to give it the large infront of the 2 birds hes with, i get out the car, go up to him and ask him who the fuck he thinks he is, square up to him and then hes all " calm down, was just a joke bollocks

then the one of the fucking black kids get out the car with all his mate in it trying to give it the largem, i look at him, tell him ti fuck off too and hes like

" what what, fas " all that bollocks, im then thinking i aint got a fucking chance here, get in me car to look for a tool, there all in the fucking cabrio


so all i can do is reverse the car and fucki off


at that fucking point the austrailian wanker with the birds starts to fucking shout for 300 meters away when im in the fucking high street, the kid in the fucking bmw decides to oukk towards me and almost take me bumper off and so i thought fuck it,



let em in front, then i launch the fucking car and head straight for em, undertake and the cut em up, carry on and im home



im in such a fucking pissed off mood and when i see that ramsey street tosser im gonna fucking give a fucking pasting as hes killed my very very very very happy mood i was in





oh good news, after speaking to a few profesionals and tother members of the board about my engine situation i decided to take there advice wiht the knocking noise and done exactly what they told me








check the oil and put some oil in it as ya deffo running low




well knocking sorted out now


was in a good mood too


now i wanna chin someone , greay chill out before bed time
Old 19-12-2004, 11:35 PM
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Shit innit mate, sorry to hear that.

I was in a great mood too earlier this evening till someone pissed me off aswell......merry fuckjing christmas c unts!
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a bit pissed off then.



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yeah, well me cossie aint fucked thats the main thing


hes me looking for prices for rebuilds and decided what pistons/specs ect for a new engine




all i need was oil


think ill stick to the push bikes
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Originally Posted by dave cos4x4


a bit pissed off then.



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thats the thing about living in a shite box of a area, always have to deal with cocky tossers and it fooking hurts to back down so ya get the hump when ya do


i sooooo need to move out of this place
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its only cos ya ginger PMSL
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Old 22-12-2004, 11:53 AM
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paist the biggest one then the others will back down as for the aussie you should of kicked him big style in the bollocks then the two birds won,t of been fucked
hahahah

or shoot the fookers
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thought what a **** then i see hes trying to give it the large infront of the 2 birds hes with, i get out the car, go up to him and ask him who the fuck he thinks he is, square up to him and then hes all " calm down, was just a joke bollocks


then the one of the fucking black kids get out the car with all his mate in it trying to give it the largem, i look at him, tell him ti fuck off too and hes like

" what what, fas " all that bollocks,

get in me car to look for a tool, there all in the fucking cabrio




absolute ginger chav!
Old 22-12-2004, 06:05 PM
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nice to see ya back dave, cant belive ya calling me a chav though


alot of peeps missed ya
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you get the tyre sorted guv ?
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Sorry mate, gotta laugh when u try n picture it, stressed Eric
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excuse me?

check my quotes

you act like a chav

sound like a chav

even SPELL like a chav!
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