What's the biggest liar you've come across???
20-05-2009, 11:40 AM
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What's the biggest liar you've come across???
A certain thread on here earlier got me thinking about how in the past you may have either read or known someone that has claimed something and you've found out later that it's TOTAL bullshit and they are a complusive liar.
I'm not talking about "white" lies, or exxageration, but BIG made up complete fabrications with detail!
Pour example!
When i was younger I knew this guy, he was mates with us and was in our group of friends so to speak, anyway he was in the Marines, was always away and had all the special gear, marine tatoos and even some guns and he was a BIG fucker. Didn't see this person that often, say maybe once a month or so, they used to just appear after being "away" etc.... Anyway when home once they got pulled driving one night, claimed it was all above board etc etc... later transpired that he had no licence, ever......... So after that we began to dig a little deeper an expose the fact that this person was infact not in the armed forces at all,never had been, and the guns turned out to be deactivated or whatever.
To this day it just amazes me why people ever feel the need or emptiness in their lives to make up such elaborate lies. I think deep deep down we all suspected little snippets of exxageration but not that his WHOLE LIFE was made up.
I'm not talking about "white" lies, or exxageration, but BIG made up complete fabrications with detail!
Pour example!
When i was younger I knew this guy, he was mates with us and was in our group of friends so to speak, anyway he was in the Marines, was always away and had all the special gear, marine tatoos and even some guns and he was a BIG fucker. Didn't see this person that often, say maybe once a month or so, they used to just appear after being "away" etc.... Anyway when home once they got pulled driving one night, claimed it was all above board etc etc... later transpired that he had no licence, ever......... So after that we began to dig a little deeper an expose the fact that this person was infact not in the armed forces at all,never had been, and the guns turned out to be deactivated or whatever.
To this day it just amazes me why people ever feel the need or emptiness in their lives to make up such elaborate lies. I think deep deep down we all suspected little snippets of exxageration but not that his WHOLE LIFE was made up.
20-05-2009, 11:50 AM
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People make it up because they feel insecure about their own lives and get some validation from other people considering them more important/exciting than they really are.
Personally, I've no time for people like that. But then, being 3rd in line to the throne and having Mr T as a best mate, I don't have to. I was just saying to Cher the other day "That Roman Abramovic does bullshit, he told me his yacht was bigger than mine and it's not".
Personally, I've no time for people like that. But then, being 3rd in line to the throne and having Mr T as a best mate, I don't have to. I was just saying to Cher the other day "That Roman Abramovic does bullshit, he told me his yacht was bigger than mine and it's not".
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20-05-2009, 11:59 AM
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A mate of mine tells me hes just bought a evo 8 off his boss for £4000, He turns up and its a Evo 7 and its not his its his bosses and his boss has lent it to him to advertise it coz he wants to sell it, he told everyone else that he paid £4500 for it and is still goin round telling people that it is his!
and its not his its his bosses and his boss has lent it to him to advertise it coz he wants to sell it, he told everyone else that he paid £4500 for it and is still goin round telling people that it is his!
20-05-2009, 12:37 PM
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A girl I used to work with.
No matter what had happend to somebody, she had already experienced it.
In the 11 months I worked with her she told me she had...
1, Had a complete mental breakdown and spent 2 years living in a nut house.
2, been raped.
3, been living with a guy that beat her up on a daily basis, even though I went out 1 night and she was with him in a local club.
4, watched another of her ex fellas get his head ripped off in a car crash, she only told me this because I wrote my car off and I went into work the next day and told her how it happened.
5, Told me she was a fully qualified hair stylist and used to own a salon, the salon in question is actually owned by a good friend of mine.
6, Told me she used to work in a Pub in Tarleton, only to do some major backtracking when I told her my Step Mum used to run the place and I know the old owners very well.
She is a complete idiot and hasnt got the brain power to back up her elaborate fairy tales
No matter what had happend to somebody, she had already experienced it.
In the 11 months I worked with her she told me she had...
1, Had a complete mental breakdown and spent 2 years living in a nut house.
2, been raped.
3, been living with a guy that beat her up on a daily basis, even though I went out 1 night and she was with him in a local club.
4, watched another of her ex fellas get his head ripped off in a car crash, she only told me this because I wrote my car off and I went into work the next day and told her how it happened.
5, Told me she was a fully qualified hair stylist and used to own a salon, the salon in question is actually owned by a good friend of mine.
6, Told me she used to work in a Pub in Tarleton, only to do some major backtracking when I told her my Step Mum used to run the place and I know the old owners very well.
She is a complete idiot and hasnt got the brain power to back up her elaborate fairy tales
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I've come across a few but this one always sticks in my mind
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I've come across a few but this one always sticks in my mind
https://passionford.com/forum/genera...-fast-cry.html
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A certain thread on here earlier got me thinking about how in the past you may have either read or known someone that has claimed something and you've found out later that it's TOTAL bullshit and they are a complusive liar.
I'm not talking about "white" lies, or exxageration, but BIG made up complete fabrications with detail!
Pour example!
When i was younger I knew this guy, he was mates with us and was in our group of friends so to speak, anyway he was in the Marines, was always away and had all the special gear, marine tatoos and even some guns and he was a BIG fucker. Didn't see this person that often, say maybe once a month or so, they used to just appear after being "away" etc.... Anyway when home once they got pulled driving one night, claimed it was all above board etc etc... later transpired that he had no licence, ever......... So after that we began to dig a little deeper an expose the fact that this person was infact not in the armed forces at all,never had been, and the guns turned out to be deactivated or whatever.
To this day it just amazes me why people ever feel the need or emptiness in their lives to make up such elaborate lies. I think deep deep down we all suspected little snippets of exxageration but not that his WHOLE LIFE was made up.
I'm not talking about "white" lies, or exxageration, but BIG made up complete fabrications with detail!
Pour example!
When i was younger I knew this guy, he was mates with us and was in our group of friends so to speak, anyway he was in the Marines, was always away and had all the special gear, marine tatoos and even some guns and he was a BIG fucker. Didn't see this person that often, say maybe once a month or so, they used to just appear after being "away" etc.... Anyway when home once they got pulled driving one night, claimed it was all above board etc etc... later transpired that he had no licence, ever......... So after that we began to dig a little deeper an expose the fact that this person was infact not in the armed forces at all,never had been, and the guns turned out to be deactivated or whatever.
To this day it just amazes me why people ever feel the need or emptiness in their lives to make up such elaborate lies. I think deep deep down we all suspected little snippets of exxageration but not that his WHOLE LIFE was made up.
20-05-2009, 01:39 PM
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I've come across a few but this one always sticks in my mind
https://passionford.com/forum/genera...-fast-cry.html
https://passionford.com/forum/genera...-fast-cry.html
I always liked the lad who passed off DunCos and RSNissan's cars off as his own on another forum, then the whole internet found out lol
There was another one years ago aswell that was even worse on a clio website or something, forget now
20-05-2009, 01:48 PM
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I used to knock around with a lad who was, and probably still is, the biggest bullshitter known to man. Two of his classics I remember, he said his mum came back drunk one night and gave him a blowie......we sussed that one straight away, he was only about 15 at the time. Sick twat.
And his best was saying he was working for some underworld gangster, doing 'jobs'. He always had a wallet full of money and was spending it like it was going out of fashion. It took a while for that one to come out but it transpired he had his dads pin number for his credit card, stole about £3k off him too.
I have one confession, I told a major lie when I was 12, and kept it going for way too long...... What happened was I was seeing a girl, my first 'proper' girlfriend where we kissed and fondled rather than just holding hands, and she gave me a few love bites. One of these little marks of affection was between my belly button and nether regions, and whilst showering at school it was noticed, by everyone.
So I acted the Billy big bollocks and said I'd shagged her, when I hadn't. I never did get my wicked way with her either, but had to keep up the pretence through school to save my rep () even though I still had my v plates. Happy days.
And his best was saying he was working for some underworld gangster, doing 'jobs'. He always had a wallet full of money and was spending it like it was going out of fashion. It took a while for that one to come out but it transpired he had his dads pin number for his credit card, stole about £3k off him too.
I have one confession, I told a major lie when I was 12, and kept it going for way too long...... What happened was I was seeing a girl, my first 'proper' girlfriend where we kissed and fondled rather than just holding hands
, and she gave me a few love bites. One of these little marks of affection was between my belly button and nether regions, and whilst showering at school it was noticed, by everyone.So I acted the Billy big bollocks and said I'd shagged her, when I hadn't. I never did get my wicked way with her either, but had to keep up the pretence through school to save my rep (
) even though I still had my v plates. Happy days.
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People make it up because they feel insecure about their own lives and get some validation from other people considering them more important/exciting than they really are.
Personally, I've no time for people like that. But then, being 3rd in line to the throne and having Mr T as a best mate, I don't have to. I was just saying to Cher the other day "That Roman Abramovic does bullshit, he told me his yacht was bigger than mine and it's not".
Personally, I've no time for people like that. But then, being 3rd in line to the throne and having Mr T as a best mate, I don't have to. I was just saying to Cher the other day "That Roman Abramovic does bullshit, he told me his yacht was bigger than mine and it's not".
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I told everyone at school my Dad was on Crimewatch. I said he was on there for robbing cars and jewelery stores. I had them believe me until my Dad was called into the school with my Mum and the teacher asked him. I even asked him if she asks to tell her what I have said is true. He said he would lie for me and I'd never been so happy. Anyway, as you can imagine he made me out to be a liar, and the teacher told everyone.
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20-05-2009, 02:11 PM
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Just to add, there is a car wash near me and the owner of a N/A Subaru assures me it's faster than the turbo model as there is no lag. He said he's owned both but wanted a bit more low down poke.
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20-05-2009, 02:17 PM
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i know a few people who have that attitude , not as much liars but always been and done anything mentioned ect , or always have far fetched stories that you look at people and think hes full of shit surely ,
alwasy been faster , crashed more , owned this , got that ect ,
9 times out of ten they fuck themselves up as they cant keep there facts in order and end up swapping details ,
think its pathetic when you have to live your whole life telling every person youve done this and saw that ect ,
surely if they wanted to know they would ask you ????
although im sure weve all done it ,
i once lied to a girl i told her i had a really small penis and that i was a virgin ,
she took pity on me and took me upstairs ,imagine her horror when i whipped out me monster lol ,
ohh and i once said i had a reliable rs turbo to a lad i got chatting to
biggest fucking lie ever ,
beef
alwasy been faster , crashed more , owned this , got that ect ,
9 times out of ten they fuck themselves up as they cant keep there facts in order and end up swapping details ,
think its pathetic when you have to live your whole life telling every person youve done this and saw that ect ,
surely if they wanted to know they would ask you ????
although im sure weve all done it ,
i once lied to a girl i told her i had a really small penis and that i was a virgin ,
she took pity on me and took me upstairs ,imagine her horror when i whipped out me monster lol ,
ohh and i once said i had a reliable rs turbo to a lad i got chatting to
biggest fucking lie ever ,
beef
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20-05-2009, 02:41 PM
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Classic bull shitter who lived in Bromborough, used to drive his Green Metro with 4 spot lights on the front, used to tell everyone it was a LTD edition Gti when it was a 1.4 8v.
Same lad had a "mate" called "Dave" from da north end of Birkenhead,who was getting his dole cheque robbed by the postman so he tied him up and starved him. He then went out and put his mouth on the kerb and jumped. He would come out with enless lies about being a driver for his birds drug dealing dad, crashing his car then having it fixed overnight in his garage.
Same lad had a "mate" called "Dave" from da north end of Birkenhead,who was getting his dole cheque robbed by the postman so he tied him up and starved him. He then went out and put his mouth on the kerb and jumped. He would come out with enless lies about being a driver for his birds drug dealing dad, crashing his car then having it fixed overnight in his garage.
20-05-2009, 03:04 PM
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i know a few people who have that attitude , not as much liars but always been and done anything mentioned ect , or always have far fetched stories that you look at people and think hes full of shit surely ,
alwasy been faster , crashed more , owned this , got that ect ,
alwasy been faster , crashed more , owned this , got that ect ,
20-05-2009, 03:07 PM
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Whoops, sorry I lied
It was Ronnie's.Still worth a read even if no pics
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20-05-2009, 03:20 PM
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Classis ones I remember:
Me brother was using my Sapphire Cos years ago as I was on a driving ban. All me mates told me about he giving it sideways, wheel spinning, etc. I spoke to me brother and he said "No, I wouldn't take the piss like that"
I can't remember why, but a bloke was having work done on his car by me brother. About a week or so later I saw the bloke and he said "You Esc Cos is well fast", so I said "Ok, when did I take you out in it?". He immediately shut up and tried covering. Turns out me brother took him out in it when his car was being worked on. I called me bro and asked him and he said "No, his lying. I never took him out"
And finally - Me bro posted up a pic on here of his fucked wheel. He was trying to source another one, so asked on here. I said as a joke "Im gonna go check me Esc Cos to see if any wheels are missing. He posted "You don't have much faith in me, do ya?". I went home 30mins later and found 1 Esc Cos wheel missing. (My reasons for not lending him the wheel was I knew he would curb it. Took him 4 weeks iirc to curb it
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JB's old number plate was 818 LYA - Read as BIG LYA
Me brother was using my Sapphire Cos years ago as I was on a driving ban. All me mates told me about he giving it sideways, wheel spinning, etc. I spoke to me brother and he said "No, I wouldn't take the piss like that"
I can't remember why, but a bloke was having work done on his car by me brother. About a week or so later I saw the bloke and he said "You Esc Cos is well fast", so I said "Ok, when did I take you out in it?". He immediately shut up and tried covering. Turns out me brother took him out in it when his car was being worked on. I called me bro and asked him and he said "No, his lying. I never took him out"
And finally - Me bro posted up a pic on here of his fucked wheel. He was trying to source another one, so asked on here. I said as a joke "Im gonna go check me Esc Cos to see if any wheels are missing. He posted "You don't have much faith in me, do ya?". I went home 30mins later and found 1 Esc Cos wheel missing. (My reasons for not lending him the wheel was I knew he would curb it. Took him 4 weeks iirc to curb it
)JB's old number plate was 818 LYA - Read as BIG LYA
20-05-2009, 03:58 PM
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I'm with one at the moment,
Guy at work has been claiming for the last six months he was moving out of his parents house and buying a house in a nice area with his bird. Anyhow apparently got a great deal on the house and it is worth about 4 times the value of my house.
So I want to send a invite to my wedding to this guy but thought I would keep it a surprise, so I asked HR, who gave me the address of a pretty run-down council estate near to where I live. I thought this can't be right, and I would ask him, anyway he has been dicking around and won't give me the proper address. Now he has made up some excuse of arguing with the Mrs and this is temp accomodation.
I wouldn't mind but he has been getting off at my train stop for the last 3 months claiming different stories i.e. meeting mates, getting picked up etc.............and it didn't twig!!!
Guy at work has been claiming for the last six months he was moving out of his parents house and buying a house in a nice area with his bird. Anyhow apparently got a great deal on the house and it is worth about 4 times the value of my house.
So I want to send a invite to my wedding to this guy but thought I would keep it a surprise, so I asked HR, who gave me the address of a pretty run-down council estate near to where I live. I thought this can't be right, and I would ask him, anyway he has been dicking around and won't give me the proper address. Now he has made up some excuse of arguing with the Mrs and this is temp accomodation.
I wouldn't mind but he has been getting off at my train stop for the last 3 months claiming different stories i.e. meeting mates, getting picked up etc.............and it didn't twig!!!
20-05-2009, 04:09 PM
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A fella i used to work with was always comin up with lies, every monday he used to come in "been bangin this bird" etc....
From the many stories he had was.....
"Was walking near the ferry terminal the other night and this bird around 40 come up to me and started chatting, she said she wanted to pay me £50 to go back to hers and have a shit on her glass table while she lies under and fingers herself"
Or another one...
"Was bladdered and couldn't get a taxi or the tunnel bus to go under the mersey so i waded through it, only went to me neck"
We fuckin ROFL laughing at that the pleb.
From the many stories he had was.....
"Was walking near the ferry terminal the other night and this bird around 40 come up to me and started chatting, she said she wanted to pay me £50 to go back to hers and have a shit on her glass table while she lies under and fingers herself"
Or another one...
"Was bladdered and couldn't get a taxi or the tunnel bus to go under the mersey so i waded through it, only went to me neck"
We fuckin ROFL laughing at that the pleb.