I'm with one at the moment,

Guy at work has been claiming for the last six months he was moving out of his parents house and buying a house in a nice area with his bird. Anyhow apparently got a great deal on the house and it is worth about 4 times the value of my house.

So I want to send a invite to my wedding to this guy but thought I would keep it a surprise, so I asked HR, who gave me the address of a pretty run-down council estate near to where I live. I thought this can't be right, and I would ask him, anyway he has been dicking around and won't give me the proper address. Now he has made up some excuse of arguing with the Mrs and this is temp accomodation.

I wouldn't mind but he has been getting off at my train stop for the last 3 months claiming different stories i.e. meeting mates, getting picked up etc.............and it didn't twig!!!