What's the biggest liar you've come across???
20-05-2009, 04:31 PM
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A fella i used to work with was always comin up with lies, every monday he used to come in "been bangin this bird" etc....
From the many stories he had was.....
"Was walking near the ferry terminal the other night and this bird around 40 come up to me and started chatting, she said she wanted to pay me £50 to go back to hers and have a shit on her glass table while she lies under and fingers herself"
Or another one...
"Was bladdered and couldn't get a taxi or the tunnel bus to go under the mersey so i waded through it, only went to me neck"
We fuckin ROFL laughing at that the pleb.
From the many stories he had was.....
"Was walking near the ferry terminal the other night and this bird around 40 come up to me and started chatting, she said she wanted to pay me £50 to go back to hers and have a shit on her glass table while she lies under and fingers herself"
Or another one...
"Was bladdered and couldn't get a taxi or the tunnel bus to go under the mersey so i waded through it, only went to me neck"
We fuckin ROFL laughing at that the pleb.
20-05-2009, 05:21 PM
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20-05-2009, 06:10 PM
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20-05-2009, 06:14 PM
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PassionFord Post Whore!!
LOL, this was back in 2003. Same lad still has his shitty green Metro
He put a TOTAL (oil/petrol) graphic on his back window and someone wrote Twat next to it, we were howling at him when he drove past, took 3 weeks for him to notice.
He put a TOTAL (oil/petrol) graphic on his back window and someone wrote Twat next to it, we were howling at him when he drove past, took 3 weeks for him to notice.
20-05-2009, 06:25 PM
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The fella i worked with was called Reg, plenty of shit was spoke out of his trap.
When i started working their he pulled up in a Brand New 307cc, looked a nice car considering the week before he had a Focus Estate. He was sayin how minted his missus was and that he's just moved back from Germany after selling his 7 bedroom house with a 5 acre garden.
He said he sold the Focus for 6k then put 10k cash towards the car (this was back in July 06) then with the petrol increase and saying it wasn't big enough he said he was selling it as he couldn't afford the loan repayments
fella used to lie about everything.
The house talk was a load of shit aswell as one of his work mates from Germany came to work with us, he told us that the house was his bosses which they stayed in, the Garden was a farmers field
When i started working their he pulled up in a Brand New 307cc, looked a nice car considering the week before he had a Focus Estate. He was sayin how minted his missus was and that he's just moved back from Germany after selling his 7 bedroom house with a 5 acre garden.
He said he sold the Focus for 6k then put 10k cash towards the car (this was back in July 06) then with the petrol increase and saying it wasn't big enough he said he was selling it as he couldn't afford the loan repayments
fella used to lie about everything. The house talk was a load of shit aswell as one of his work mates from Germany came to work with us, he told us that the house was his bosses which they stayed in, the Garden was a farmers field
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