Classis ones I remember:

Me brother was using my Sapphire Cos years ago as I was on a driving ban. All me mates told me about he giving it sideways, wheel spinning, etc. I spoke to me brother and he said "No, I wouldn't take the piss like that"

I can't remember why, but a bloke was having work done on his car by me brother. About a week or so later I saw the bloke and he said "You Esc Cos is well fast", so I said "Ok, when did I take you out in it?". He immediately shut up and tried covering. Turns out me brother took him out in it when his car was being worked on. I called me bro and asked him and he said "No, his lying. I never took him out"

And finally - Me bro posted up a pic on here of his fucked wheel. He was trying to source another one, so asked on here. I said as a joke "Im gonna go check me Esc Cos to see if any wheels are missing. He posted "You don't have much faith in me, do ya?". I went home 30mins later and found 1 Esc Cos wheel missing. (My reasons for not lending him the wheel was I knew he would curb it. Took him 4 weeks iirc to curb it )

JB's old number plate was 818 LYA - Read as BIG LYA