Toilet Legislation?
10-02-2009, 10:04 PM
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Toilet Legislation?
Wee discussion going on as to whether anyone has alegal right to use the toilet in your home.
As far as I know pregnant women are excused from all normal laws and are freely allowed to urinate anywhere (in someones garden or whatever)
Ive heard various other tales, the truth of which im unsure about:
If someone comes to your door and asks to use your toilet, is one legally obliged to allow them to?
If a pregnant woman is "caught short" is a policeman legally obliged to give her his hat?
Also, does anyone know if there are any differences in English and Scottish law?
Discuss.
As far as I know pregnant women are excused from all normal laws and are freely allowed to urinate anywhere (in someones garden or whatever)
Ive heard various other tales, the truth of which im unsure about:
If someone comes to your door and asks to use your toilet, is one legally obliged to allow them to?
If a pregnant woman is "caught short" is a policeman legally obliged to give her his hat?
Also, does anyone know if there are any differences in English and Scottish law?
Discuss.
10-02-2009, 10:16 PM
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Yeah, heard of that one in the past too!
Someone sent me this:
http://www.rhyljournal.co.uk/10597/B...und.3448330.jp
Someone sent me this:
http://www.rhyljournal.co.uk/10597/B...und.3448330.jp
Other legal rulings in the top ten include: legally, if someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet you must let them enter, it is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour, and a pregnant woman is legally able to relieve herself wherever she wants, even in a policeman's helmet!
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11-02-2009, 11:58 AM
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A man is allowed to urinate through the letterbox of a shop on the high street as long as he is at least twice over the drink drive limit and is holding a Large Doner with Chilli sauce and extra salad in his left hand.
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11-02-2009, 01:10 PM
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11-02-2009, 01:24 PM
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I used to go to college with a lad who had chrones, im sure he used to carry some sort of card with him that would allow him to use the toilet basically anywhere shops etc if he needed to go.
11-02-2009, 03:52 PM
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The using the TOILET one is incorrect, it is TRUE if they ask for a COMMODE however, you are legally obliged to let them, and can be arrested for not letting them.
Others,
Suicide is a capital crime, punishable by death.
Interfering with the Royal Mail carries a maxium death penalty.
You may shoot and kill a WELSHMAN so long as it is after midnight, inside the city walls and you use a bow and arrow.
It is illegal for woment to be topless in public, except in a tropical fish store, if they are employed as a clerk there.
Excluding sundays it is perfectly LEGAL to shoot a Scotsman with abow and arrow.
It is an offence to damage the grass.
You cannot fish for Salmon on sundays.
It is illegal to be drunk in posession of a cow.
Tresspassing is LEGAL.
Goods cannot be sold on sundays except carrots.
English boys over 13 must do 2 hours archery practive a week by law.
London Hackney Carriages must by law carry a bale of hay, and a sack of oats.
It is illegal to be drunk in a pub.
It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in a house if ther eis any other person in that house anywhere.
Breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks.
Impersonating a chelsea pensioner is considered fraud, and is illegal.
It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public toilet.
Any bot under 10 is not allowed to see a naked mannequin.
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Others,
Suicide is a capital crime, punishable by death.
Interfering with the Royal Mail carries a maxium death penalty.
You may shoot and kill a WELSHMAN so long as it is after midnight, inside the city walls and you use a bow and arrow.
It is illegal for woment to be topless in public, except in a tropical fish store, if they are employed as a clerk there.
Excluding sundays it is perfectly LEGAL to shoot a Scotsman with abow and arrow.
It is an offence to damage the grass.
You cannot fish for Salmon on sundays.
It is illegal to be drunk in posession of a cow.
Tresspassing is LEGAL.
Goods cannot be sold on sundays except carrots.
English boys over 13 must do 2 hours archery practive a week by law.
London Hackney Carriages must by law carry a bale of hay, and a sack of oats.
It is illegal to be drunk in a pub.
It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in a house if ther eis any other person in that house anywhere.
Breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks.
Impersonating a chelsea pensioner is considered fraud, and is illegal.
It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public toilet.
Any bot under 10 is not allowed to see a naked mannequin.
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11-02-2009, 04:43 PM
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