Passionford comment of the year 2008 competition...
22-12-2008, 12:10 PM
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Passionford comment of the year 2008 competition...
Well, the year end is upon us so its time we started to harvest our entries for "Passionford Comment of the year"
The rules:
1) The comment must not contain other peoples user names if it is likely to offend them.
2)The actual comment maker must remain anonymous. He can own up himself if he likes.
3) There scenario must be described if its relevant, as it is in mine below:
My entry:
During a discussion about Gordon Ramsey and how Porkie and I thought he was a top Businessman.
ROFLOL. Maybe you had to be there, but its in my top 10. 
Not far behind that is this one:
Scenario:
I post up a Xmas sale topic. In it, as you might reasonably expect, are things for sale...
The rules:
1) The comment must not contain other peoples user names if it is likely to offend them.
2)The actual comment maker must remain anonymous. He can own up himself if he likes.
3) There scenario must be described if its relevant, as it is in mine below:
My entry:
During a discussion about Gordon Ramsey and how Porkie and I thought he was a top Businessman.
amazing and successful business man, for cooking food?
Christ my mum cooks food, so what.
Christ my mum cooks food, so what.
Not far behind that is this one:
Scenario:
I post up a Xmas sale topic. In it, as you might reasonably expect, are things for sale...
Is this a for sale post?
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22-12-2008, 12:19 PM
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Discussing time travel with AJ and Tony Mannock.....
At my expense but still, funny 
The problem with the flux capacitor being rare is that it was a product from simon at secs. I ordered mine in 1973 and am still waiting
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22-12-2008, 12:24 PM
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when discussing idiot drivers and overtaking dojj writes and essy and calls them retards, fucktards etc. the 1 word response in the next post had me in fits:
"Dojjtard"
22-12-2008, 12:45 PM
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During a recent thread:
Made me laugh
And discussing facials on women, and are they degrading:
Poor taste but I laughed 
Can I borrow your yacht?
And discussing facials on women, and are they degrading:
Depends if they're awake
22-12-2008, 01:34 PM
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my fav from the year comes from the 'ive found a safe' thread, which after a long story ends with
"Probably I should ring the police and let them know my findings but it also relies on the theory 'what if?'!!!!
Could it just be dumped or stolen?
Could it be empty or contain something?
Any suggestions welcomed!"
the simple reply comes back
Yes you are correct, it could contain something or be empty.
hope that helps
"Probably I should ring the police and let them know my findings but it also relies on the theory 'what if?'!!!!
Could it just be dumped or stolen?
Could it be empty or contain something?
Any suggestions welcomed!"
the simple reply comes back
Yes you are correct, it could contain something or be empty.
hope that helps
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22-12-2008, 01:54 PM
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Sudden? Interested? Read on. I became good friends with one of our very own forum members Girlfriends, she was a lovely girl, and he was a decent lad, he still is. However, I won't go into detail and I won't mention names but they split up which is of noone's business' but their own. Anyway, I agreed to stay good friends with them both and spent many nights on MSN up with her while she cried on cam, and told me how she had wasted years of her life. A friend of mine, I introduced her to him and she thought the son shined out of his arse, and she slowly tried to get inbetween our friendship, and be the big I am. She became nasty and slowly but surely I'd heard nothing from her for a few weeks. I noticed she was still friends with my mate, and had just ignored me, which wasn't very nice considering all the advice and long chats we had, whilst I tried to be the best unbiast friend I could to the both of them.
I noticed she was slagging me off to my friend, and being funny. Anyway, I decided to call her bluff and my friend told her I'd come into lots of money, through an accident I'd had, some years before. The next thing I know, the phone goes... 'Hi Benni, hi honey, how are you sweetie'. She was all over me like a fly round shit. Bare in mind we had only met for real three times, she was already asking Gary if I would lend her 5k. Can you believe the nerve of some people? She thought I thought she was so awesome, I would lend her the money. She then said 'Gary said you would lend me 5k'. After weeks of telling me how awesome I was, and then I finally agreed to a loan. By now we were so called best friends for life, and she was all over me. She hadn't even spoke to Gary in weeks, forgot who he was.
After weeks of me being unsure about the loan, and her talking me around to it, I text her and said the following:
'Hi name, you wan't to come to Liverpool this Saturday, we can meet up and go for a bite to eat, and I can sort your money out?'
She replied:
'Hi honey, won't have time to go for something to eat, as I am rushing back home, just need to grab the money'.
Can you believe the nevrve of her? I'm lending her 5k and she can't even spend a few hours with her so called best mate. Even when I mentioned where she actually lived, and how she was going to pay me back, she avoided it. I'm not sure if she intended to pay me back, all I do know is, she was about to get fucked over.
She phoned me one night, and I decided to put a twist into the whole thing and told her I loved her, which seen her shit herself when I said, 'I'm lending you this money because I wan't more from us etc'. She spent the next few days telling me how we were so close, we were better as friends.
She then told me that the car she was buying with the 5k, she was going to buy it Saturday, and she would come to Liverpool in the day time, 80 miles out of her way, collect the cash and then leave to buy her car. I asked her could we sort out the monthly direct debit, and she said she wouldn't have time. I'm pretty sure when she hung up the phone she said I was putty in her hands, their was a lad there, her new partner. However, she kept telling me she was with a girl from work. She then had the cheek to ask me would I do a bank transfer, to save her coming to Liverpool. The cheek, nerve and utter disbelief she had left me in, made me want to take this a step further. As I was about to phone her and tell her I had no money, I phoned her and told her I would meet her at the car, in Stafford. She agreed to this and she bought the following for the car. .
A days insurance - £41 Tax - Not sure this was possible with a days insurance, so not sure. - Fuel for the 250 mile round trip, which she went in her friends car.
Off they set to the car, and so did I, to my local. She kept phoning me on the way, and reassuring me I was her best friend, even though we'd met three times, and she fucked me off for a mate, and never spoke to me in as near as close to two months, it makes no difference. Anyway, when she arrived at the car, I told her I was running a little late, and she said no problems etc etc. Then I told her what had happened, and she laughed it off, then she screamed, then she cried, then she told me I was dead. 250 mile round trip, for absolutely no real reason what-so-ever.
I noticed she was slagging me off to my friend, and being funny. Anyway, I decided to call her bluff and my friend told her I'd come into lots of money, through an accident I'd had, some years before. The next thing I know, the phone goes... 'Hi Benni, hi honey, how are you sweetie'. She was all over me like a fly round shit. Bare in mind we had only met for real three times, she was already asking Gary if I would lend her 5k. Can you believe the nerve of some people? She thought I thought she was so awesome, I would lend her the money. She then said 'Gary said you would lend me 5k'. After weeks of telling me how awesome I was, and then I finally agreed to a loan. By now we were so called best friends for life, and she was all over me. She hadn't even spoke to Gary in weeks, forgot who he was.
After weeks of me being unsure about the loan, and her talking me around to it, I text her and said the following:
'Hi name, you wan't to come to Liverpool this Saturday, we can meet up and go for a bite to eat, and I can sort your money out?'
She replied:
'Hi honey, won't have time to go for something to eat, as I am rushing back home, just need to grab the money'.
Can you believe the nevrve of her? I'm lending her 5k and she can't even spend a few hours with her so called best mate. Even when I mentioned where she actually lived, and how she was going to pay me back, she avoided it. I'm not sure if she intended to pay me back, all I do know is, she was about to get fucked over.
She phoned me one night, and I decided to put a twist into the whole thing and told her I loved her, which seen her shit herself when I said, 'I'm lending you this money because I wan't more from us etc'. She spent the next few days telling me how we were so close, we were better as friends.
She then told me that the car she was buying with the 5k, she was going to buy it Saturday, and she would come to Liverpool in the day time, 80 miles out of her way, collect the cash and then leave to buy her car. I asked her could we sort out the monthly direct debit, and she said she wouldn't have time. I'm pretty sure when she hung up the phone she said I was putty in her hands, their was a lad there, her new partner. However, she kept telling me she was with a girl from work. She then had the cheek to ask me would I do a bank transfer, to save her coming to Liverpool. The cheek, nerve and utter disbelief she had left me in, made me want to take this a step further. As I was about to phone her and tell her I had no money, I phoned her and told her I would meet her at the car, in Stafford. She agreed to this and she bought the following for the car. .
A days insurance - £41 Tax - Not sure this was possible with a days insurance, so not sure. - Fuel for the 250 mile round trip, which she went in her friends car.
Off they set to the car, and so did I, to my local. She kept phoning me on the way, and reassuring me I was her best friend, even though we'd met three times, and she fucked me off for a mate, and never spoke to me in as near as close to two months, it makes no difference. Anyway, when she arrived at the car, I told her I was running a little late, and she said no problems etc etc. Then I told her what had happened, and she laughed it off, then she screamed, then she cried, then she told me I was dead. 250 mile round trip, for absolutely no real reason what-so-ever.
22-12-2008, 02:25 PM
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The best comment I've seen so far is the comment about a dyno setup and "Its not quite TUV approval" remark or something similar... I can't find the thread but I'm sure others wil know what I'm on about!
22-12-2008, 02:34 PM
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22-12-2008, 02:49 PM
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mine has to be in refrence to a couple om memebers talking about having tome off work etc ,
and someone replies
" you have fucking more time off than rambos saftey catch "
i fucking cracked up on reading that one ,
ohh and benni deffo gets post of the year without a doubt !!!!
and someone replies
" you have fucking more time off than rambos saftey catch "
i fucking cracked up on reading that one ,
ohh and benni deffo gets post of the year without a doubt !!!!
22-12-2008, 05:45 PM
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[quote=Stu @ M Developments;3821319]
The rules:
1) The comment must not contain other peoples user names if it is likely to offend them.
2)The actual comment maker must remain anonymous. He can own up himself if he likes.
3) There scenario must be described if its relevant, as it is in mine below:
quote]
what about women its not just men who make stupid comments
The rules:
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what about women its not just men who make stupid comments
22-12-2008, 05:52 PM
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https://passionford.com/forum/showth...ring+spec+head
i like this one:
"when somone says touring spec head wot would that be ??"
and i replied:
it likes to go around the country with a caravan
i like this one:
"when somone says touring spec head wot would that be ??"
and i replied:
it likes to go around the country with a caravan
22-12-2008, 05:57 PM
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i shall own up to nothing, i don't make silly comments 
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i simply "enlighten people"
* however, if someone else has had a comment atributed to them then, for a small fee, i shall assume the mantle of being the person who posted the comment
*i simply "enlighten people"
* however, if someone else has had a comment atributed to them then, for a small fee, i shall assume the mantle of being the person who posted the comment
22-12-2008, 06:05 PM
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will a thread count?
i was looking for an old post other day and found this thread
https://passionford.com/forum/showth...ghlight=he3%2A
certainly made me chuckle
i was looking for an old post other day and found this thread
https://passionford.com/forum/showth...ghlight=he3%2A
certainly made me chuckle
22-12-2008, 06:14 PM
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will a thread count?
i was looking for an old post other day and found this thread
https://passionford.com/forum/showth...ghlight=he3%2A
certainly made me chuckle
i was looking for an old post other day and found this thread
https://passionford.com/forum/showth...ghlight=he3%2A
certainly made me chuckle
22-12-2008, 08:41 PM
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Too many posts.. I need a life!!
I got arrested for cumming over my ex girlfriends face when she was asleep!
I still had a key to her flat & let meself in one night
That made me giggle like a little girl!
I still had a key to her flat & let meself in one night
That made me giggle like a little girl!
22-12-2008, 09:35 PM
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23-12-2008, 04:50 AM
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Dojj must win this one
one that made me laff
when posting a link to a comp he made a slight miss judgement then apologigy
Dojj said
yes, "EPIC FAIL" on my part
it should be fhm and not hmv in them links
well i found it funny
one that made me laff
when posting a link to a comp he made a slight miss judgement then apologigy
Dojj said
yes, "EPIC FAIL" on my part
it should be fhm and not hmv in them links
well i found it funny
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23-12-2008, 08:47 AM
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Sudden? Interested? Read on. I became good friends with one of our very own forum members Girlfriends, she was a lovely girl, and he was a decent lad, he still is. However, I won't go into detail and I won't mention names but they split up which is of noone's business' but their own. Anyway, I agreed to stay good friends with them both and spent many nights on MSN up with her while she cried on cam, and told me how she had wasted years of her life. A friend of mine, I introduced her to him and she thought the son shined out of his arse, and she slowly tried to get inbetween our friendship, and be the big I am. She became nasty and slowly but surely I'd heard nothing from her for a few weeks. I noticed she was still friends with my mate, and had just ignored me, which wasn't very nice considering all the advice and long chats we had, whilst I tried to be the best unbiast friend I could to the both of them.
I noticed she was slagging me off to my friend, and being funny. Anyway, I decided to call her bluff and my friend told her I'd come into lots of money, through an accident I'd had, some years before. The next thing I know, the phone goes... 'Hi Benni, hi honey, how are you sweetie'. She was all over me like a fly round shit. Bare in mind we had only met for real three times, she was already asking Gary if I would lend her 5k. Can you believe the nerve of some people? She thought I thought she was so awesome, I would lend her the money. She then said 'Gary said you would lend me 5k'. After weeks of telling me how awesome I was, and then I finally agreed to a loan. By now we were so called best friends for life, and she was all over me. She hadn't even spoke to Gary in weeks, forgot who he was.
After weeks of me being unsure about the loan, and her talking me around to it, I text her and said the following:
'Hi name, you wan't to come to Liverpool this Saturday, we can meet up and go for a bite to eat, and I can sort your money out?'
She replied:
'Hi honey, won't have time to go for something to eat, as I am rushing back home, just need to grab the money'.
Can you believe the nevrve of her? I'm lending her 5k and she can't even spend a few hours with her so called best mate. Even when I mentioned where she actually lived, and how she was going to pay me back, she avoided it. I'm not sure if she intended to pay me back, all I do know is, she was about to get fucked over.
She phoned me one night, and I decided to put a twist into the whole thing and told her I loved her, which seen her shit herself when I said, 'I'm lending you this money because I wan't more from us etc'. She spent the next few days telling me how we were so close, we were better as friends.
She then told me that the car she was buying with the 5k, she was going to buy it Saturday, and she would come to Liverpool in the day time, 80 miles out of her way, collect the cash and then leave to buy her car. I asked her could we sort out the monthly direct debit, and she said she wouldn't have time. I'm pretty sure when she hung up the phone she said I was putty in her hands, their was a lad there, her new partner. However, she kept telling me she was with a girl from work. She then had the cheek to ask me would I do a bank transfer, to save her coming to Liverpool. The cheek, nerve and utter disbelief she had left me in, made me want to take this a step further. As I was about to phone her and tell her I had no money, I phoned her and told her I would meet her at the car, in Stafford. She agreed to this and she bought the following for the car. .
A days insurance - £41 Tax - Not sure this was possible with a days insurance, so not sure. - Fuel for the 250 mile round trip, which she went in her friends car.
Off they set to the car, and so did I, to my local. She kept phoning me on the way, and reassuring me I was her best friend, even though we'd met three times, and she fucked me off for a mate, and never spoke to me in as near as close to two months, it makes no difference. Anyway, when she arrived at the car, I told her I was running a little late, and she said no problems etc etc. Then I told her what had happened, and she laughed it off, then she screamed, then she cried, then she told me I was dead. 250 mile round trip, for absolutely no real reason what-so-ever.
has got to be this one??
I noticed she was slagging me off to my friend, and being funny. Anyway, I decided to call her bluff and my friend told her I'd come into lots of money, through an accident I'd had, some years before. The next thing I know, the phone goes... 'Hi Benni, hi honey, how are you sweetie'. She was all over me like a fly round shit. Bare in mind we had only met for real three times, she was already asking Gary if I would lend her 5k. Can you believe the nerve of some people? She thought I thought she was so awesome, I would lend her the money. She then said 'Gary said you would lend me 5k'. After weeks of telling me how awesome I was, and then I finally agreed to a loan. By now we were so called best friends for life, and she was all over me. She hadn't even spoke to Gary in weeks, forgot who he was.
After weeks of me being unsure about the loan, and her talking me around to it, I text her and said the following:
'Hi name, you wan't to come to Liverpool this Saturday, we can meet up and go for a bite to eat, and I can sort your money out?'
She replied:
'Hi honey, won't have time to go for something to eat, as I am rushing back home, just need to grab the money'.
Can you believe the nevrve of her? I'm lending her 5k and she can't even spend a few hours with her so called best mate. Even when I mentioned where she actually lived, and how she was going to pay me back, she avoided it. I'm not sure if she intended to pay me back, all I do know is, she was about to get fucked over.
She phoned me one night, and I decided to put a twist into the whole thing and told her I loved her, which seen her shit herself when I said, 'I'm lending you this money because I wan't more from us etc'. She spent the next few days telling me how we were so close, we were better as friends.
She then told me that the car she was buying with the 5k, she was going to buy it Saturday, and she would come to Liverpool in the day time, 80 miles out of her way, collect the cash and then leave to buy her car. I asked her could we sort out the monthly direct debit, and she said she wouldn't have time. I'm pretty sure when she hung up the phone she said I was putty in her hands, their was a lad there, her new partner. However, she kept telling me she was with a girl from work. She then had the cheek to ask me would I do a bank transfer, to save her coming to Liverpool. The cheek, nerve and utter disbelief she had left me in, made me want to take this a step further. As I was about to phone her and tell her I had no money, I phoned her and told her I would meet her at the car, in Stafford. She agreed to this and she bought the following for the car. .
A days insurance - £41 Tax - Not sure this was possible with a days insurance, so not sure. - Fuel for the 250 mile round trip, which she went in her friends car.
Off they set to the car, and so did I, to my local. She kept phoning me on the way, and reassuring me I was her best friend, even though we'd met three times, and she fucked me off for a mate, and never spoke to me in as near as close to two months, it makes no difference. Anyway, when she arrived at the car, I told her I was running a little late, and she said no problems etc etc. Then I told her what had happened, and she laughed it off, then she screamed, then she cried, then she told me I was dead. 250 mile round trip, for absolutely no real reason what-so-ever.
has got to be this one??
23-12-2008, 10:30 AM
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TABZ, i have proof of postage i will email it to you or show to a respected trader on here sorry lincon it had to be done
sorry lincon it had to be done
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