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14-11-2008, 10:51 PM
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its a repeat been on before..some guy turned gay because his cock was too big
14-11-2008, 10:52 PM
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its a repeat been on before..some guy turned gay because his cock was too big
9 inches soft
13.5 hard
gonna hurt
14-11-2008, 10:53 PM
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I'm not watching it, i hate seeing myself on telly
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but hes uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugly!!!
14-11-2008, 10:54 PM
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Didnt he try and be a porn star but couldnt maintian wood?
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I bet his 1st bird went
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dont think he is liked for his looks maria
14-11-2008, 10:57 PM
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with a face like that he would need it lol!!
14-11-2008, 10:58 PM
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its a repeat been on before..some guy turned gay because his cock was too big
Turned gay?
How the hell is a 13.5 inch cock going to fit up some geezers ringpiece?
14-11-2008, 11:00 PM
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Turned gay?
i have some some alloy slip grease
14-11-2008, 11:28 PM
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Turned gay?
With a scream
14-11-2008, 11:31 PM
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Less you c*nt, just got monster munch blown my nose laughing at that that, "with a scream" fooking ace!!
15-11-2008, 07:21 AM
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Turned gay?
Ask Mike R
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Turned gay?
ass = tunnel
fanny = funnel*
*or so I've been told
15-11-2008, 11:25 AM
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Does the mantelpiece look at the person while he's stoking the fire?
15-11-2008, 11:31 AM
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Does the mantelpiece look at the person while he's stoking the fire?
er....are you sure you've worded that right mate?
Think it should be along the lines of 'does the person look at the mantle peice whilst he's stoking the fire?' I based this conclusion on the fact that mantle peice's dont have eyes...except in some very scary movies
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er....are you sure you've worded that right mate?
Think it should be along the lines of 'does the person look at the mantle peice whilst he's stoking the fire?' I based this conclusion on the fact that mantle peice's dont have eyes...except in some very scary movies
His joke wasnt exactly sophisticated but it certainly went WELL over your head.
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lol I just got it
tbh it's a pretty damn wank joke then....it would have work much better if we were talking about a ugly girlie insted.
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I remember watching EuroTrash yeeeeeears ago and they had some fella from New York nicknamed "horse boy" who had a 9->13" cock.. perhaps its the same one.. it slapped down on his thighs like "Nick the Dick" in 'Batchelor Party'
15-11-2008, 03:30 PM
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just hope Benni didnt watch... he'd be suicidal, comparing it to his little maggot
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i was expecting to see a pic of George Bush when i opened this thread
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I thought IMA was the biggest dick in the world
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PLUS, tbh most birds would never take it, and you'd feel so frustrated never getting ball deep??!!!
He did say he was the same size as a donkey......
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12" cock on one of them probably would be like Benni's to them
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