the worlds biggest penis
Nov 14, 2008 | 10:47 PM
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the worlds biggest penis
on more 4 now
Nov 14, 2008 | 10:48 PM
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From: Sandhurst, Berkshire
Nov 14, 2008 | 10:51 PM
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its a repeat been on before..some guy turned gay because his cock was too big
Nov 14, 2008 | 10:52 PM
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avid-fan
its a repeat been on before..some guy turned gay because his cock was too big
9 inches soft
13.5 hard
gonna hurt
Nov 14, 2008 | 10:53 PM
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From: Wiltshire
I'm not watching it, i hate seeing myself on telly
Nov 14, 2008 | 10:53 PM
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From: All over the friggin place!!!
but hes uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugly!!!
Nov 14, 2008 | 10:54 PM
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From: Kent
Didnt he try and be a porn star but couldnt maintian wood?
Nov 14, 2008 | 10:55 PM
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From: Kent
I bet his 1st bird went
Nov 14, 2008 | 10:55 PM
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From: Kent
dont think he is liked for his looks maria
Nov 14, 2008 | 10:57 PM
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with a face like that he would need it lol!!
Nov 14, 2008 | 10:58 PM
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avid-fan
its a repeat been on before..some guy turned gay because his cock was too big
Turned gay?
How the hell is a 13.5 inch cock going to fit up some geezers ringpiece?
Nov 14, 2008 | 11:00 PM
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From: Sandhurst, Berkshire
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Chip
Turned gay?
i have some some alloy slip grease
Nov 14, 2008 | 11:28 PM
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From: Kent
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Chip
Turned gay?
With a scream
Nov 14, 2008 | 11:31 PM
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Less you c*nt, just got monster munch blown my nose laughing at that that, "with a scream" fooking ace!!
Nov 15, 2008 | 07:21 AM
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Chip
Turned gay?
Ask Mike R
Nov 15, 2008 | 07:51 AM
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From: Kettering
Nov 15, 2008 | 11:17 AM
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Chip
Turned gay?
ass = tunnel
fanny = funnel*
*or so I've been told
Nov 15, 2008 | 11:25 AM
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From: Wiltshire
Nov 15, 2008 | 11:26 AM
I've found that life I needed.. It's HERE!!
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maria
but hes uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugly!!!
Does the mantelpiece look at the person while he's stoking the fire?
Nov 15, 2008 | 11:31 AM
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From: west midlands
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"Even my band split, he said something about it not being about the music anymore"
Great vid
Nov 15, 2008 | 12:03 PM
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From: Derby
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Does the mantelpiece look at the person while he's stoking the fire?
er....are you sure you've worded that right mate?
Think it should be along the lines of 'does the person look at the mantle peice whilst he's stoking the fire?' I based this conclusion on the fact that mantle peice's dont have eyes...except in some very scary movies
Nov 15, 2008 | 12:10 PM
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er....are you sure you've worded that right mate?
Think it should be along the lines of 'does the person look at the mantle peice whilst he's stoking the fire?' I based this conclusion on the fact that mantle peice's dont have eyes...except in some very scary movies
His joke wasnt exactly sophisticated but it certainly went WELL over your head.
Nov 15, 2008 | 12:45 PM
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From: Derby
lol I just got it
tbh it's a pretty damn wank joke then....it would have work much better if we were talking about a ugly girlie insted.
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Nov 15, 2008 | 01:32 PM
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From: Location: Location:
I remember watching EuroTrash yeeeeeears ago and they had some fella from New York nicknamed "horse boy" who had a 9->13" cock.. perhaps its the same one.. it slapped down on his thighs like "Nick the Dick" in 'Batchelor Party'
Nov 15, 2008 | 03:30 PM
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From: ___________
just hope Benni didnt watch... he'd be suicidal, comparing it to his little maggot
Nov 15, 2008 | 04:00 PM
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From: Smogsville
i was expecting to see a pic of George Bush when i opened this thread
Nov 15, 2008 | 04:01 PM
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From: Wiltshire
I thought IMA was the biggest dick in the world
Nov 15, 2008 | 06:06 PM
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PLUS, tbh most birds would never take it, and you'd feel so frustrated never getting ball deep??!!!
He did say he was the same size as a donkey......
Nov 15, 2008 | 07:38 PM
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Nov 15, 2008 | 07:41 PM
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From: West London
12" cock on one of them probably would be like Benni's to them
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