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Old 07-10-2008, 04:20 PM
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my cousins kids are my nephews once removed yes?

he thinks they are his cousins once removed

who is right

can someone show me a diagram in plain simple wording please

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Old 07-10-2008, 04:32 PM
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You could be your own Grandpa

The narrator marries the older woman.
This results in the woman's daughter becoming his stepdaughter.
Subsequently, the narrator's father marries the older woman's daughter.
The woman's daughter, being the new wife of the narrator's father, is now both his stepdaughter and his stepmother. Concurrently, the narrator's father, being his stepdaughter's husband, is also his stepson-in-law.
The narrator's wife, being the mother of his stepmother, makes her both spouse and step-grandmother.
The husband of the narrator's wife would then be the narrator's step-grandfather. Since the narrator is that person, he has managed to become his own (step-)grandfather.
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Originally Posted by lead_foot
You could be your own Grandpa

The narrator marries the older woman.
This results in the woman's daughter becoming his stepdaughter.
Subsequently, the narrator's father marries the older woman's daughter.
The woman's daughter, being the new wife of the narrator's father, is now both his stepdaughter and his stepmother. Concurrently, the narrator's father, being his stepdaughter's husband, is also his stepson-in-law.
The narrator's wife, being the mother of his stepmother, makes her both spouse and step-grandmother.
The husband of the narrator's wife would then be the narrator's step-grandfather. Since the narrator is that person, he has managed to become his own (step-)grandfather.
what are you on about
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Here:

http://oakroadsystems.com/genl/relation.htm

Or better here, table lower down in page;

http://www.genproxy.co.uk/relationsh...tor_cousin.htm

Copy and print the table and stick it in his face.

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Dojj

Your cousins kids are your first-cousins once-removed.

You don't get to be an uncle to cousins kids even though you are so much older than them.

We had this discussion on holiday this year when my cousin's kids started calling me uncle - soon put them right!!!

You are an uncle only to your brother's and sister's kids, then a great-uncle to the kids kids and so on.

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sorted

he can now buy the booze and the meat and go halves with the petrol when we go and get pissed
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but can u fuck them..????..........now thats a question.............

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Your cousins kids are your second cousins,

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Charlie

You are making the same mistake I made on the terminology - it's "once-removed" for kids of cousins, and "second-cousins" are for kids of the kids - or something like that - focusV8's table makes it all plain (once I got my head around it!)
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Just stick with people you know
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Originally Posted by pete mcrash
but can u fuck them..????..........now thats a question.............
Call the samaritans!!!!
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my bitch is mine .thats all i need to know lol
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cousins are of the same generation as you and your siblings
nieces and nepwhes are of the next generation the same as your kids
uncles and aunts are one generation upwards in line with your parents

so how can his kids be my seconds cousins?

thats confused him quite a bit but there were 2 of us arguing the point one way and 2 arguing he other, all cousins, all with kids, all a mess
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Originally Posted by charlie luciano
Your cousins kids are your second cousins,

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as above mate
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