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05-11-2004, 06:17 PM
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Jus ring Crimestoppers tipping off the 5-0 that hes a kiddy fiddler with loads of child porn, he prob has anyhow, then theyl raid the fuckers house 
Thatl give the bitch a taste of her own gossipy medicene too.
Thatl give the bitch a taste of her own gossipy medicene too.
05-11-2004, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Itsmeagain
Jus ring Crimestoppers tipping off the 5-0 that hes a kiddy fiddler with loads of child porn, he prob has anyhow, then theyl raid the fuckers house
Thatl give the bitch a taste of her own gossipy medicene too.
Thatl give the bitch a taste of her own gossipy medicene too.
05-11-2004, 06:37 PM
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Tell all the kids in the area hes a perv and get a gang of em to stand outside his house throwing stones and chanting "sex case, sex case, hang him hang him hang him"
05-11-2004, 06:40 PM
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take the valve cores out of his tryes, so he can't pump them back up, then leave it a week or so until he gets new ones, then tape them to the windscreen with "cheers mate, borrowed valve cores returned" on a peice of paper other thing to do is find loads of different companys with vans, and book an appointment at exactly the same time for about 40 companys for them, will be absolute mayhem and they will all rip into him/her for being timewasters
just make sure you use a different phone so it can't be traced back to you
05-11-2004, 07:00 PM
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my mate once kicked off at his next door neighbour about her screaming like fook at her bed ridden husband 
and she ignored him so when he finally went into hospital he used to put cypress hill on repeat on the hifi and crank it up and fuck off to work for the day
and she ignored him so when he finally went into hospital he used to put cypress hill on repeat on the hifi and crank it up and fuck off to work for the day
07-12-2004, 01:27 PM
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start sending him letters not love ones but proper fucked up ones saying that you know what he is upto with "the kids" and that he should sleep with one eye open, now if that dont shit him up a good old fashiod flogging should sort him out
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07-12-2004, 03:55 PM
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get under the front of his car take an old spark plug , push it into one of his plug leads, connect a jump lead from the plug to the body and leave it dangling, then fill up 2 drain trays with fuel and leave them under the car so that the fumes fill the engine bay, if you can get into the car open up the fresh air vents and switch heater to on
overnight the fumes fill up the engine bay and creep into the heater, when the tosser gets into the car he will smell fuel but like most twats will still try to start the engine(the heater will be sucking fumes in like crazy once the ignition is on), once the key is flicked the dangling plug lights the engine bay usually taking the bonnet up so hard it breaks the screen and the flash fire inside the car will scar him for life
fookin peado
another goodun is pour fairy liquid, suger and boiling water into a kids bucket, then whilst the water is scolding hot still ,knock on his door and chuck it straight into his face, the fairy stops the water from running straight off (bit like napalm) so it really burns and the sugar in it gets into the skin aqnd lifts it straight off of his face!!!!!!really looks nasty, makes em look like freddy krueger
both of these a bit extreme, however, i have kids and would not appreciate some kiddy fiddler living next door to me
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overnight the fumes fill up the engine bay and creep into the heater, when the tosser gets into the car he will smell fuel but like most twats will still try to start the engine(the heater will be sucking fumes in like crazy once the ignition is on), once the key is flicked the dangling plug lights the engine bay usually taking the bonnet up so hard it breaks the screen and the flash fire inside the car will scar him for life
fookin peado
another goodun is pour fairy liquid, suger and boiling water into a kids bucket, then whilst the water is scolding hot still ,knock on his door and chuck it straight into his face, the fairy stops the water from running straight off (bit like napalm) so it really burns and the sugar in it gets into the skin aqnd lifts it straight off of his face!!!!!!really looks nasty, makes em look like freddy krueger
both of these a bit extreme, however, i have kids and would not appreciate some kiddy fiddler living next door to me
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07-12-2004, 04:24 PM
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get under the front of his car take an old spark plug , push it into one of his plug leads, connect a jump lead from the plug to the body and leave it dangling, then fill up 2 drain trays with fuel and leave them under the car so that the fumes fill the engine bay, if you can get into the car open up the fresh air vents and switch heater to on
overnight the fumes fill up the engine bay and creep into the heater, when the tosser gets into the car he will smell fuel but like most twats will still try to start the engine(the heater will be sucking fumes in like crazy once the ignition is on), once the key is flicked the dangling plug lights the engine bay usually taking the bonnet up so hard it breaks the screen and the flash fire inside the car will scar him for life
fookin peado
another goodun is pour fairy liquid, suger and boiling water into a kids bucket, then whilst the water is scolding hot still ,knock on his door and chuck it straight into his face, the fairy stops the water from running straight off (bit like napalm) so it really burns and the sugar in it gets into the skin aqnd lifts it straight off of his face!!!!!!really looks nasty, makes em look like freddy krueger
both of these a bit extreme, however, i have kids and would not appreciate some kiddy fiddler living next door to me
Pugo
overnight the fumes fill up the engine bay and creep into the heater, when the tosser gets into the car he will smell fuel but like most twats will still try to start the engine(the heater will be sucking fumes in like crazy once the ignition is on), once the key is flicked the dangling plug lights the engine bay usually taking the bonnet up so hard it breaks the screen and the flash fire inside the car will scar him for life
fookin peado
another goodun is pour fairy liquid, suger and boiling water into a kids bucket, then whilst the water is scolding hot still ,knock on his door and chuck it straight into his face, the fairy stops the water from running straight off (bit like napalm) so it really burns and the sugar in it gets into the skin aqnd lifts it straight off of his face!!!!!!really looks nasty, makes em look like freddy krueger
both of these a bit extreme, however, i have kids and would not appreciate some kiddy fiddler living next door to me
Pugo
07-12-2004, 06:15 PM
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Fook me Pugo - I hope you're joking!
One that was done to a neighbour by her ex-husband...
Sent a bloke round to organise her own funeral arrangements.
Propper feaked her out - cos she wasn't i'll or anything
Then for an encore - he would go into her house and rearange the furniture.
- I hope you're joking!One that was done to a neighbour by her ex-husband...
Sent a bloke round to organise her own funeral arrangements.
Propper feaked her out - cos she wasn't i'll or anything
Then for an encore - he would go into her house and rearange the furniture.
07-12-2004, 06:21 PM
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start phoning all the double glazing firms etc asking them to come and give you a qoute BUt mke sure you give the nabours adress, if you want to get even worse phone a local farmer and order some horse shit to be delivered for the rosses plan for it to be delivered when you know they will be out and ask the farmer to dump it the front drive . Job Done
plan for it to be delivered when you know they will be out and ask the farmer to dump it the front drive . Job Done
07-12-2004, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by pugo
get under the front of his car take an old spark plug , push it into one of his plug leads, connect a jump lead from the plug to the body and leave it dangling, then fill up 2 drain trays with fuel and leave them under the car so that the fumes fill the engine bay, if you can get into the car open up the fresh air vents and switch heater to on
overnight the fumes fill up the engine bay and creep into the heater, when the tosser gets into the car he will smell fuel but like most twats will still try to start the engine(the heater will be sucking fumes in like crazy once the ignition is on), once the key is flicked the dangling plug lights the engine bay usually taking the bonnet up so hard it breaks the screen and the flash fire inside the car will scar him for life
fookin peado
another goodun is pour fairy liquid, suger and boiling water into a kids bucket, then whilst the water is scolding hot still ,knock on his door and chuck it straight into his face, the fairy stops the water from running straight off (bit like napalm) so it really burns and the sugar in it gets into the skin aqnd lifts it straight off of his face!!!!!!really looks nasty, makes em look like freddy krueger
both of these a bit extreme, however, i have kids and would not appreciate some kiddy fiddler living next door to me
Pugo
overnight the fumes fill up the engine bay and creep into the heater, when the tosser gets into the car he will smell fuel but like most twats will still try to start the engine(the heater will be sucking fumes in like crazy once the ignition is on), once the key is flicked the dangling plug lights the engine bay usually taking the bonnet up so hard it breaks the screen and the flash fire inside the car will scar him for life
fookin peado
another goodun is pour fairy liquid, suger and boiling water into a kids bucket, then whilst the water is scolding hot still ,knock on his door and chuck it straight into his face, the fairy stops the water from running straight off (bit like napalm) so it really burns and the sugar in it gets into the skin aqnd lifts it straight off of his face!!!!!!really looks nasty, makes em look like freddy krueger
both of these a bit extreme, however, i have kids and would not appreciate some kiddy fiddler living next door to me
Pugo
fook me thought i lived next door to some fooked up people
i bet steve will reply and say thats going too far
never owe this guy money
07-12-2004, 07:47 PM
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never owe this guy money
Pugo
PS I have some more things to do to them, however , you need to be really pi$$ed at them as they are a bit nasty
07-12-2004, 07:58 PM
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simple yet effective.. Spray his windowscreen with WD40... once its all ran off just dab it so theres no excess.. soon as the cunt tries to use his wipers get ready for Smearsville USA.. and then usualy its ends up in in Wallsville
Or just get a load of your mates to turn up at his house with banners, burnin torches and bats shouting peado like an angry mob!
Or just get a load of your mates to turn up at his house with banners, burnin torches and bats shouting peado like an angry mob!
07-12-2004, 08:04 PM
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Take a tin of sardines and mash them thru the air inlets just below the windshield.
The whold car will REEK of dead fish and once its there, there is NO way of getting the smell out of the car
The whold car will REEK of dead fish and once its there, there is NO way of getting the smell out of the car
07-12-2004, 08:10 PM
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Take a tin of sardines and mash them thru the air inlets just below the windshield.
The whold car will REEK of dead fish and once its there, there is NO way of getting the smell out of the car
The whold car will REEK of dead fish and once its there, there is NO way of getting the smell out of the car
that fooking works too
but couldnt ya just move house
07-12-2004, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by b19bal
but couldnt ya just move house
Sometimes it just takes a bit of creativity.....
07-12-2004, 08:32 PM
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Get an whole trout thats gone off and place it on his car manifold
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go round and pretend to apologise, while your there ask him if you can use is toilet , when he is not looking using gaffer tape to tape the off trout to the back of his radiator or place it in a lamp shade
Sugar in the petrol tank (that old chestnut)
Order a skip, Curry, Chinese, black cab, pizza in one day (done that one)
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go round and pretend to apologise, while your there ask him if you can use is toilet , when he is not looking using gaffer tape to tape the off trout to the back of his radiator or place it in a lamp shade
Sugar in the petrol tank (that old chestnut)
Order a skip, Curry, Chinese, black cab, pizza in one day (done that one)
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