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Old 07-08-2007, 04:58 PM
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Default Porkie's next track day

I think he should hire trackside help to change his wheels etc based on prettiness.

I want to see a ford equivalent of this at ND please Lee

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Im reliabley informed these two chicks can do a scooby gearbox change in 16 mins when in a team of 5 on a rally car
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how fast can they do a cosworth box.
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lol... i know the full running gear on the focus wrc car can be changed in 30 mins... thats all the suspension, gearbox, shafts and diff...


yes that was on top gear... lol
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Im reliabley informed these two chicks can do a scooby gearbox change in 16 mins when in a team of 5 on a rally car
Thats VERY interesting........


But whats even more Interesting is the idea that they could do it NAKED........
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Fuck off Chip!!!!

What was up with Me and Fuzz changing them at Ford fair!!!

Pete..
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All this talk about gearboxes and wheels, how quick can their do head ?
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LOL Heidi says i'm sexy, but then if Chip said i was sexy, I'D BE WORRIED LOL
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Im reliabley informed these two chicks can do a scooby gearbox change in 16 mins when in a team of 5 on a rally car
Love to see them under my cough cough
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Im reliabley informed these two chicks can do a scooby gearbox change in 16 mins when in a team of 5 on a rally car
Can they do my lunchbox when in a team of 5
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Originally Posted by Rab
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Im reliabley informed these two chicks can do a scooby gearbox change in 16 mins when in a team of 5 on a rally car
Thats VERY interesting........


But whats even more Interesting is the idea that they could do it NAKED........
and covered in slippery gear oil.

no.. hang on, that stuff stinks, just baby oil.
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Bet I could do both their boxes in under 5 mins
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They do look great but I Tony and Pete suck cock better

Tony plays with your balls and everything!

Pete sticks his finger in your ass whilst deep throating as well!

Top mechanics as well.... Talented guys.

AND you should hear Tony sing and Pete play guitar








P.S ONLY the very last bit is serious
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Im reliabley informed these two chicks can do a scooby gearbox change in 16 mins when in a team of 5 on a rally car
Fuck me imagine how fast the 3 guys could do it on their own without the birds getting in the way!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Im reliabley informed these two chicks can do a scooby gearbox change in 16 mins when in a team of 5 on a rally car
Fuck me imagine how fast the 3 guys could do it on their own without the birds getting in the way!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Im reliabley informed these two chicks can do a scooby gearbox change in 16 mins when in a team of 5 on a rally car
Fuck me imagine how fast the 3 guys could do it on their own without the birds getting in the way!!!!!!
I LAughed like fook at that lol
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Originally Posted by Porkie
They do look great but I Tony and Pete suck cock better

Tony plays with your balls and everything!

Pete sticks his finger in your ass whilst deep throating as well!

Top mechanics as well.... Talented guys.

AND you should hear Tony sing and Pete play guitar








P.S ONLY the very last bit is serious
Lee you fuckin ARSEHOLE!!!!!

You told me you loved me!!!! ANd that it wasnt just cause i was in a band!!! YOU CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats it,i was going to go down to the workshop tomororw,and give your car a clean,as we cudnt see FUCK ALL out of iton the way back form ford fair,but now..................

















































I think im just going to leave a jonny under your seat,and hope you affer me a lift home after national day!!!

Pete...
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Originally Posted by dave cos4x4
how fast can they do a cosworth box.
not as fast as you


lee
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Chip-3Door You could at least let the people know that best links come..from me



I wish Lee luck with recruiting

By the way - hello to those who missed me
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ive tried in the past to sample their "delights", but unfortunately couldn't afford them



So Tony just works on one of the best mk4's in the country, does the deed & even buys pizza



NB: Pete, offer NOT open to you as "your mouth aint as PRETTY BOYYY!!!!"

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Azrael nice to see you back again mate
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Originally Posted by Porkie
They do look great but I Tony and Pete suck cock better

Tony plays with your balls and everything!

Pete sticks his finger in your ass whilst deep throating as well!

Top mechanics as well.... Talented guys.

AND you should hear Tony sing and Pete play guitar






P.S ONLY the very last bit is serious
I was going to ask if I can be part of the pit crew next time I'm over.. Nevermind.. I have a gag reflex
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Im reliabley informed these two chicks can do a scooby gearbox change in 16 mins when in a team of 5 on a rally car
Fuck me imagine how fast the 3 guys could do it on their own without the birds getting in the way!!!!!!
<- real tears


Azreal, welcome back, and thanks for the picture in the first place
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