The difference between Northerners
30-05-2007, 10:25 PM
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Re: The difference between Northerners
Originally Posted by Dicko&Sarah
Signs that you're a Smoggie
1. You always refer to Middlesbrough as The Boro
3. You know someone who knows someone else who knows Chubby Brown
6. You call everyone "mate" (pronounced "mayert")
7. You know what a Parmo is
10. You beat up anyone who refers to you as a Geordie
11. Anyone from Sunderland is a right c**t
17. If you've been out to dinner, you tell all your colleagues the next
day what you and your fellow diners had for each course.
18. You refer to your food as "scran" and blokes as "gadgeys"
31-05-2007, 04:33 AM
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16. You don't trust anyone from Stockton, Hartlepool or Sunderland.
Especially Hartlepool cos they hang monkeys and are inbred.
Especially Hartlepool cos they hang monkeys and are inbred.
Monkey hangers!!!
31-05-2007, 05:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Rab
Originally Posted by dojj
and they are called ROUNDABOUTS not islands, islands are things you find in the sea and normally have volcano's and dinosaurs and stuff on them
What fucking islands have you been to lately?
The island that time forgot? Jurassic Park?
I can assure you I've been to loads, and while the Isle Of Man may be a little weird, I didn't see one fucking dinosaur
the ones you want are sunny most of the year, other than when it's raining
31-05-2007, 07:30 AM
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Bit off topic but since were talking about northerners, has anyone seen the teeside tin tin vids on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REWZL8-9wlM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REWZL8-9wlM
31-05-2007, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by dojj
Originally Posted by Rab
Originally Posted by dojj
and they are called ROUNDABOUTS not islands, islands are things you find in the sea and normally have volcano's and dinosaurs and stuff on them
What fucking islands have you been to lately?
The island that time forgot? Jurassic Park?
I can assure you I've been to loads, and while the Isle Of Man may be a little weird, I didn't see one fucking dinosaur
the ones you want are sunny most of the year, other than when it's raining
31-05-2007, 08:13 AM
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how you can tell your from hartley pool
1 you brag that your car is realy low but its on bricks
2 you think the monkeys from the tea advert are plotting something
3 your statis in the comunity is denoted by how big your dog is
4 you go to seatan crew on holiday
5 you spend half your dole on getting a tan then the rest on big earings
6 you refere to hartley pool as the pool
7 you have your own football team but seacretly you root for middlesbrough
8 you welcome some one into your home with the fraze awey in
9 your family tree does not fork
10 your mam had to stop school before gcse,s for anti natal classes
1 you brag that your car is realy low but its on bricks
2 you think the monkeys from the tea advert are plotting something
3 your statis in the comunity is denoted by how big your dog is
4 you go to seatan crew on holiday
5 you spend half your dole on getting a tan then the rest on big earings
6 you refere to hartley pool as the pool
7 you have your own football team but seacretly you root for middlesbrough
8 you welcome some one into your home with the fraze awey in
9 your family tree does not fork
10 your mam had to stop school before gcse,s for anti natal classes
31-05-2007, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by jacko
how you can tell your from hartley pool
1 you brag that your car is realy low but its on bricks
2 you think the monkeys from the tea advert are plotting something
3 your statis in the comunity is denoted by how big your dog is
4 you go to seatan crew on holiday
5 you spend half your dole on getting a tan then the rest on big earings
6 you refere to hartley pool as the pool
7 you have your own football team but seacretly you root for middlesbrough
8 you welcome some one into your home with the fraze awey in
9 your family tree does not fork
10 your mam had to stop school before gcse,s for anti natal classes
1 you brag that your car is realy low but its on bricks
2 you think the monkeys from the tea advert are plotting something
3 your statis in the comunity is denoted by how big your dog is
4 you go to seatan crew on holiday
5 you spend half your dole on getting a tan then the rest on big earings
6 you refere to hartley pool as the pool
7 you have your own football team but seacretly you root for middlesbrough
8 you welcome some one into your home with the fraze awey in
9 your family tree does not fork
10 your mam had to stop school before gcse,s for anti natal classes
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31-05-2007, 09:11 AM
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speaking of northerners, seen this on youtube last night- Buzzcocks the Geordie Gansta:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oPWzLQn53V0
there is a few other clips by him on there.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oPWzLQn53V0
there is a few other clips by him on there.
31-05-2007, 11:00 AM
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thats fuckin well funny were in newcastle in a couple of weeks for my mates stag do so ive just emailed that to the lads so we know the language
31-05-2007, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by jacko
how you can tell your from hartley pool
1 you brag that your car is realy low but its on bricks
2 you think the monkeys from the tea advert are plotting something
3 your statis in the comunity is denoted by how big your dog is
4 you go to seatan crew on holiday
5 you spend half your dole on getting a tan then the rest on big earings
6 you refere to hartley pool as the pool
7 you have your own football team but seacretly you root for middlesbrough
8 you welcome some one into your home with the fraze awey in
9 your family tree does not fork
10 your mam had to stop school before gcse,s for anti natal classes
1 you brag that your car is realy low but its on bricks
2 you think the monkeys from the tea advert are plotting something
3 your statis in the comunity is denoted by how big your dog is
4 you go to seatan crew on holiday
5 you spend half your dole on getting a tan then the rest on big earings
6 you refere to hartley pool as the pool
7 you have your own football team but seacretly you root for middlesbrough
8 you welcome some one into your home with the fraze awey in
9 your family tree does not fork
10 your mam had to stop school before gcse,s for anti natal classes
coont
31-05-2007, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman
Bit off topic but since were talking about northerners, has anyone seen the teeside tin tin vids on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REWZL8-9wlM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REWZL8-9wlM
31-05-2007, 06:36 PM
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Re: The difference between Northerners
Originally Posted by Dicko&Sarah
Signs that you're a Geordie
1. You call everyone "pet"
2. You think that crossing the Tyne to Gateshead requires jabs & a
passport
3. You think that anyone from below the Tyne drinks shandy & smells of
lavender
4. You call Newcastle "The Toon"
5. You think Eldon Square rivals both the Metro centre & Oxford Street
6. Anyone from Middlesbrough is a c**t
7. Anyone from Sunderland is a reet c**t
8. You only go to Whitley Bay for your summer holidays each year
9. The A1058 is the road to the coast
10. You still read Viz
11. You still find Viz funny
12. You call your lunch "bait" (pronounced baert)
13. Your speech is punctuated with "howay!" and "aye"
14. You think that Byker Grove should win a BAFTA
15. You also think that Ant and Dec have sold out and are now southern
shandy-drinking poofters
16. The A19 south is the road to ruin
17. Hexham, Ponteland and in particular Darras Hall are where you aspire
to live when you win the lottery
18. You would rather Man U won the FA cup if you had to choose between
them,Sunderland & Boro
1. You call everyone "pet"
2. You think that crossing the Tyne to Gateshead requires jabs & a
passport
3. You think that anyone from below the Tyne drinks shandy & smells of
lavender
4. You call Newcastle "The Toon"
5. You think Eldon Square rivals both the Metro centre & Oxford Street
6. Anyone from Middlesbrough is a c**t
7. Anyone from Sunderland is a reet c**t
8. You only go to Whitley Bay for your summer holidays each year
9. The A1058 is the road to the coast
10. You still read Viz
11. You still find Viz funny
12. You call your lunch "bait" (pronounced baert)
13. Your speech is punctuated with "howay!" and "aye"
14. You think that Byker Grove should win a BAFTA
15. You also think that Ant and Dec have sold out and are now southern
shandy-drinking poofters
16. The A19 south is the road to ruin
17. Hexham, Ponteland and in particular Darras Hall are where you aspire
to live when you win the lottery
18. You would rather Man U won the FA cup if you had to choose between
them,Sunderland & Boro
Thats me that is !!!!
31-05-2007, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by jacko
how you can tell your from hartley pool
2 you think the monkeys from the tea advert are plotting something
4 you go to seatan crew on holiday
2 you think the monkeys from the tea advert are plotting something
4 you go to seatan crew on holiday
Those fookin Munkees are French ! Thats why you cant understand what they say..
And its Seaton Carew !!!
31-05-2007, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by paul16v
Originally Posted by jacko
how you can tell your from hartley pool
1 you brag that your car is realy low but its on bricks
2 you think the monkeys from the tea advert are plotting something
3 your statis in the comunity is denoted by how big your dog is
4 you go to seatan crew on holiday
5 you spend half your dole on getting a tan then the rest on big earings
6 you refere to hartley pool as the pool
7 you have your own football team but seacretly you root for middlesbrough
8 you welcome some one into your home with the fraze awey in
9 your family tree does not fork
10 your mam had to stop school before gcse,s for anti natal classes
1 you brag that your car is realy low but its on bricks
2 you think the monkeys from the tea advert are plotting something
3 your statis in the comunity is denoted by how big your dog is
4 you go to seatan crew on holiday
5 you spend half your dole on getting a tan then the rest on big earings
6 you refere to hartley pool as the pool
7 you have your own football team but seacretly you root for middlesbrough
8 you welcome some one into your home with the fraze awey in
9 your family tree does not fork
10 your mam had to stop school before gcse,s for anti natal classes
coont
31-05-2007, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by dojj
Originally Posted by Dicko&Sarah
your not a northerner thats why
Theyre tea cakes
31-05-2007, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Lee Reynolds
Originally Posted by dojj
Originally Posted by Dicko&Sarah
your not a northerner thats why
Theyre tea cakes
01-06-2007, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by GTechR
Originally Posted by Lee Reynolds
Originally Posted by dojj
Originally Posted by Dicko&Sarah
your not a northerner thats why
Theyre tea cakes
01-06-2007, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by jacko
cant find out any thing for yorkshire its to close nit as in its a locle area for locle people ask linfoot
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