Originally Posted by Dicko&Sarah

Signs that you're a Geordie

1. You call everyone "pet"
2. You think that crossing the Tyne to Gateshead requires jabs & a
passport
3. You think that anyone from below the Tyne drinks shandy & smells of
lavender
4. You call Newcastle "The Toon"
5. You think Eldon Square rivals both the Metro centre & Oxford Street
6. Anyone from Middlesbrough is a c**t
7. Anyone from Sunderland is a reet c**t
8. You only go to Whitley Bay for your summer holidays each year
9. The A1058 is the road to the coast
10. You still read Viz
11. You still find Viz funny
12. You call your lunch "bait" (pronounced baert)
13. Your speech is punctuated with "howay!" and "aye"
14. You think that Byker Grove should win a BAFTA
15. You also think that Ant and Dec have sold out and are now southern
shandy-drinking poofters
16. The A19 south is the road to ruin
17. Hexham, Ponteland and in particular Darras Hall are where you aspire
to live when you win the lottery
18. You would rather Man U won the FA cup if you had to choose between
them,Sunderland & Boro